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  1. I don't...I don't think you understand how sex works.
  2. @SydneyCarton and I had the luck of playing a round of 18 yesterday with a true member of Old Army. We have a buddy, who is a 2%er if there ever was one, that we play with once every 6-8 weeks. We were short a 4th yesterday and he brought along an old boss of his that is also now his friend. So we started the day with redass older dude seeing my longhorn hat and SC’s longhorn polo and the old hits started early when he started talking shit to us about the 9-0 loss the night before in baseball to Arkansas. Living vicariously through other teams? Check. “We just swept y’all and you’re talking shit?” He tells us we barely won and they’d have won at home or neutral. Minimizing Texas achievements while claiming hypothetical wins? Check and check. Gems from the rest of the day: -“Marcel Reed is special” -“Klein knows football. “ -“Elko is going to get it done.” -“Wish we were gifted the schedule you guys had last year and yours this year. “ -“The OLine is going to carry us. “ I know I missed several. It was hard to keep up. The screenshots from this thread were jumping off of the Internet and into our real life and it was surreal. It helped that we kept baiting him with softball after softball.
  3. When COVID hit, we learned the fucking prepper types couldn’t go two weeks without visiting SuperCuts or Applebee’s.
  4. 13 points
    My daughter just told me that she is ok with only two barbies as long as we can still say 'Merry Christmas.'
  5. 13 points
    Listen, the NY Post does a lot of things wrong, but writing headlines is not one of them.
  6. Sara - Was my vote a mistake? Possibly. Cult45 is the opium of the morons skysanta is apparently busy dealing with a war raging in heaven. Interesting side story. Need more details on that. Biblical immigration policy? I must’ve missed that part of the bible.
  7. 11 points
    I’ll allow it with the caveat JD Vance has to visit immediately.
  8. These people desperately want to believe there are tens of millions of illegals here doing crime and hurting 'real' Americans in order to justify the government actions that trample the rights of everyone. The idea that most 'illegals' are here to work, support a family and not hurt other people is so unlikely and foreign to them, despite the anecdotes they are posting on and all the data and statistics to the contrary.
  9. 11 points
    Well he’s not wrong about being poorly educated stupid fat slobs, why else would this country have elected a poorly educated stupid fat slob to be president
  10. Wordle 1,414 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  11. I'd write the letter for him, but his kids have to do errands for me (garden, remove wasps from neighbor's house, etc) and they better not fuck with my Gran Torino. But seriously, the dude would have to start wearing clothes I picked out for him.
  12. I cannot muster even a molecule of care for Sara
  13. Wordle 1,414 4/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #692 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 wordle stats: Fairly normal distribution, but I’m happy that my 2&3’s outpace my 4&5’s
  14. Wordle 1,414 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #692 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟩🟦 🟩🟦🟪🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟪 Stupid fucking game has reached a new level of absurdity 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 2️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Stats:
  15. Wordle 1,414 2/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #692 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Stats
  16. Connections Puzzle #692 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Wordle 1,414 3/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 7️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thrice Game #674 → 11 points! 🎲: 2️⃣2️⃣3️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ https://thricegame.com Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #222 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 on those stats, no positive ratio. I approach too methodically to hope for that as my first two words are always the same and eliminate 4 vowels and 6 common consonants.
  17. Correct. The appropriate response to her self-pitying post is "An immigrant being a loving family member just trying to make a good life IS THE NORM YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER."
  18. I see grocery stores as essential businesses. Most people tend to shop at their neighborhood store. Don't bring your dog, with rare exceptions (service dogs). Bars and restaurants are non-essential establishments. If the owner wants to operate a dog-friendly business, it's your fault if you go and don't like the presence of dogs.
  19. Wordle 1,414 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Turns out you miss out on lots of good food when you're afraid of certain words.
  21. Lucky guess today Wordle 1,414 2/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Well, both Trump and the Catholic Church molest kids.
  23. Wordle 1,414 3/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 1,414 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Hey incredulity is here! Can’t wait for the hot takes.
  26. I put this together today and wanted to share. The song is "Victory Dance" by My Morning Jacket, and I'd ask for you to watch with the sound up, as Victory Dance was the impetus to make the video. I tried to have the highlights focused on players that are returning/playing this year. Victory Dance.mp4
  27. That turkey so white it told me that Candace Owens is "one of the good ones".
  28. Give me some arepas, tacos, gyros, curries, Thai, Chile rellenos, sushi, empanadas, mariscos, paella.
  29. You seem mad. No one said it’s the only reason why we lost. But it was not helping our chances when when the announcers have to stay something because it’s that obvious
  30. Because we’re also racists and misogynists!
  31. 210lbs this morning!!! It’s been 5 or 6 years since I weighed this. This time, however, I’ve got a proper diet and exercise program working together. Feeling good.
  32. This is already ending spectacularly and I’m here for it.
  33. Fuck me….. just realized I was watching the replay of game last night on ESPN+.
  34. Man your dad is missing out if he doesn't like Halal Guys. A gyro sandwich with jalapenos added is 10/10
  35. OMG what a fucking orgasmic experience that game was. I'm so fucking pumped. Fred Van Vleet, Jabari Motherfucking Smith, Sengun, Amen Thompson, Steven Adams. Fucking warriors, all of them. I haven't had this much fun as a Rockets fan since 2018. I'm so fucking pumped for game 7.
  36. In a land void of TP, those with bidets shall become kings.
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