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  1. "Republicans are better for the economy and national debt", despite Republicans wrecking our economy and stacking national debt for damn near half a century or more now ..
  2. Y’all gone soft. Motherfucker is smart enough to get into harvard. Writes an opinion piece that gets published in the harvard paper claiming he researched the candidates and goes on to say trump is a successful businessman. Literally 5 minutes of googling will show trump has cheated his contractors, filed for bankruptcy numerous times, frauded his way to not being allowed to have a charity, and was on a tv show. He is only successful at self promotion. That kid went to harvard for its research system. Ironic given the kid is too fucking lazy to use tools to research trump. He’s gonna fail harvard and drag his ass back to rust belt town. Republicans have been fucking with my healthcare for 35 years. Fuck anyone that votes for that piece of shit party whether you’re 18 or 88.
  3. 16 points
    This is why we fight:
  4. 16 points
    "The partner, who was not authorized to discuss client matters publicly, said prospective clients had indicated that they had lost confidence in settling firms for not standing up to an attack on the rule of law."
  5. Guess I have no threads to catch up on.
  6. I put this together today and wanted to share. The song is "Victory Dance" by My Morning Jacket, and I'd ask for you to watch with the sound up, as Victory Dance was the impetus to make the video. I tried to have the highlights focused on players that are returning/playing this year. Victory Dance.mp4
  7. Keurig pods are a blight upon the environment. Any single use plastic is.
  8. 12 points
    Hot dog brain
  9. Update: - This volunteering experience has really been a good one. People are really grateful and the volunteer teams have been about 60-70% locals with the remainder foreigners like me. It is really inspiring to see how the Ukranians are like "Fuck it and fuck you, Putin. We rebuild." Being a little part of that feels really fucking good, given my family history fleeing Ruzzn oppression, my feelings on this war and what i know about it through this thread, and, now, actually meeting the people. - I am so sick of air alerts every night. Can't imagine what it'd be like in the Kharkiv direction for example. Sounds like a tornado siren. Usually they just throw some Shaheds at us, which is no big deal, but a couple nights ago and tonight it was ballistic missiles like Iskander/S300, which can make it through the Patriots. Regardless, those hoes always attack at night which ducks up my sleep schedule because i start work at 8 or 9. Fuck you, Putin. I imagine my 7 and 5 year old living through this and how to explain it to them so the understand the gravity of it and take cover, but it doesn't taint their childhood. - Tinder date was great but was no more than some passionate kissing bc we were in public places all night and she needed to get home before martial law curfew kicked in. My understanding is that Ukrainians are not big on PDA so I'll take a conditional W there. We have plans to meet up again tomorrow night, her kiddo will be with her ex, and we've talked about a sleepover. She was comparable to her pics, too, which is nice. More substantive update to come with observations and whatnot. But fuck Putin and Slava Ukraini!
  10. Can someone explain what he's even talking about
  11. Let's see, where on surly should I post about a guy dying after falling off of Elway's golf cart? I know, I'll bump a year old thread about O.J.
  12. 11 points
    I was planning on going InterStellar this morning, wait in line for an hour and a half and then enjoy great barbecue. As I was putting on my shoes to leave I received a text from my daughter (no pics) - her and her friends were headed there. She asked if I wanted her to get me anything. Great barbecue with no waiting. #winning
  13. Top 3 live sports moment for me , was so loud in there , lost my voice today
  14. Better put some “watch out below” warning signs around that site.
  15. 10 points
    I’m 100% confident that he has no idea what he’s talking about.
  16. To brenda. Turn off foxnews and go fuck yourself.
  17. 10 points
    Only been closed since 1963.
  18. Wordle 1,415 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1196 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 1,415 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1196 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #1199 (04.05.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Connections Puzzle #693 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 1,415 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #693 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1196 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Oh my god, SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is no need to turn every single QB comment into a dig on Quinn. Ffs...
  22. I love the people that defend this shit by saying he’s doing it to “troll the libs” like that makes it any more presidential and less embarrassing
  23. Can feel that picture.
  24. I watched game 7 at a dude ranch outside of Denver with several die hard Avalanche fans. It was glorious. One kid had a Makar sweater on. He cried when the game was over. I let out the biggest yell on the empty netter. People were not happy with me.
  25. Wordle 1,415 5/6* ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #693 🟨🟪🟦🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 womp womp
  26. Wordle 1,415 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1196 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  28. Wordle 1,415 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1196 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 1,415 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Harvard student researches candidates well. Believes trump is a successful businessman. Research likely focused on streaming the apprentice. Watches as trump dismantles harvard research system. Becomes self-aware as the dumb uneducated brainless fool that he is. He is aware he voted for it. So, he is not awarded the gif. Eat shit, you stupid child You can do more than your impotent list of to-dos. Your penance is to attend a minimum of five protests in boston and your rust belt hometown carrying a sign that says I voted for trump; I was wrong bonus points if you wear a red dunce hat with a big T on it
  31. Wordle 1,414 3/6* 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Ok, I'm just reading between the lines here. He wants Alcatraz to be reopened, and he wants more American movies. Someone call Nic Cage; the President wants to watch The Rock 2. Maybe the first time I've ever been eye to eye with Trump.
  33. Fun story. When my older son was around 16 months old, we took him to Wurstfest with us. We had one of those leashes that had a little monkey-backpack at his end. Anyway, my wife and I were dancing and left him with his uncle. So the uncle goes out near the dance floor with my kid on a leash, and my kid walks up to this woman dancing in a durndle and sticks his hand up her dress right into her stuff. She abruptly turns around and follows the leash to my kid's uncle's hands who is furiously and apologetically trying to reel in his nephew. We're so proud.
  34. More michigan misery!!! Hey michigan, may trump keep beating you mercilessly with that rust belt
  35. Correct. The appropriate response to her self-pitying post is "An immigrant being a loving family member just trying to make a good life IS THE NORM YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER."
  36. Wordle 1,414 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1198 (03.05.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1195 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #871 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #692 🟩🟨🟩🟪 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩
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