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  1. Main character syndrome teresa gets chonkied Teresa is 2nd generation stupid. 100% maga; 100% dumb.
  2. How it started How it’s going Still loving life, cat? You are correct. People getting laid off everywhere. The trump economy in action.
  3. Good luck finding a substitute. Sure, there are other motorcycles, but ONLY Harley Davidson can turn fuel into noise without the creation of commensurate power or speed.
  4. *Fuck off, asshole. **You cannot fucking read, dumbass.
  5. And the company laying people off is named “Canary”? This is all getting very on-the-nose.
  6. One of my fraternity brothers is a director for these cunts. Was pretty close to him in college and it has been one of the most disappointing evolutions to watch him go from one of the most liked, life of the party type guys to a grifting Trump sycophant. Going to CPAC, Mar a Lago to sniff the orange asshole, popping up on OAN or whatever to talk about how great their dear leader is and how buying their service helps get God back in this country...mind you, I saw him a couple weeks ago and the only thing he could talk about was when he came out to Lake Travis 20 yrs ago w/ me and got to see big fake tits out in the open and drink rum out of slut's bellybuttons. Not surprisingly, he's an SLC parent and one of the dickheads who pushed for the 10 Commandments in classrooms. Saw somewhere that Patriot Mobile candidates went 0-11 this weekend. No clue how accurate that is, but here's to more failure for those fucks.
  7. Damn. Where’d you find a copy of my wife’s wedding vows?
  8. https://archive.is/x0ylh They voted for Trump and now their son is in ICE detention Green card holder from Argentina held in South Georgia’s Stewart Detention Center. On a recent Sunday, El Refugio’s visitors included married couple Martin Verdi and Debora Rey, two Argentine Americans who voted for Donald Trump in the 2024 election, saying they supported his pledge to bring order to the southern border and crack down on immigrants without legal status. Verdi and Rey drove nine hours from their home in North Carolina to see their son, Agustin Gentile, who is being detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) at Stewart. They sat on El Refugio’s back porch while waiting for their visitation appointment. “But he didn’t say he was going to do this, that he was going to go after people who have been here for a long time,” Rey said. “He said he was going to go after all the criminals who came illegally. “We feel betrayed, tricked. This is craziness”
  9. These idiots don’t understand that “drill baby drill” and cheap gas are mutually exclusive. Nobody is going wild drilling when crude prices are down.
  10. Straight into my veins. I love this so much. The masses of college football will rise up, shouting, “This is wrong! We need the Sooners!”
  11. Delivery? No, DiGiorno.
  12. Wordle 1,417 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #695 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1198 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  13. You know what I don't see in that letter? Dan saying he will be passing up his pay until everyone else get's paid.
  14. I'm in favor of awarding chonky boi an honorary Surly degree.
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  17. Very nice. Good for Barryn, Texas and Prof. Brandl. Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.
  18. https://www.threads.com/@jayinkyiv/post/DJTx9Fcogl4?xmt=AQGzI21u0tEfg-Qh-xdfS2R3l-jfBq1M6wsNdlHxktRZag Even with every resource in the country now fully mobilized to destroy western civilization, Russian quarterly GDP goes negative for the first time since COVID.
  19. 10 points
    58 crypto wallets have made millions on Trump’s meme coin. 764,000 have lost money, data shows https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/06/trump-meme-coin-crypto.html
  20. 10 points
    Keep reading asshole. You're just a few verses short of "Pride goeth before the fall." I really wished Christians would actually read the Bible instead of just wearing the logo.
  21. 10 points
    We don't do very much business with...one of our top 3 trading partners. A partner to whom we export approximately 17% of all of our exported goods (they buy around $350 billion of the $2 trillion we export). FFS, from the cited website: So....we sell $435 billion worth of goods and services to Canada....and import a total of $466 billion.....a total trade deficit of a fucking piddly $31 billion or so, or fucking 7%. It's a fucking nothing. That's a pretty goddamned equal trading relationship, and this fucking galactic-level dumbfuck just fucking blew it all up....for fucking NOTHING. Dumbest. Fucking. Assholes. EVER.
  22. 10 points
    His lack of understanding of the economy is mind boggling. https://ustr.gov/countries-regions This is an executive branch web site, Canada top 3 in exports and imports in both good and services. And 4% isn't close to being right.
  23. The forcefield fans are easily startled, but they'll soon be back...and in greater numbers.
  24. Good. This may be an unpopular opinion but, if we’re going to cut public funding for anything, it should be school sports.
  25. Here is the “progressive” case against “Abundance” in a nutshell.
  26. Top commenters?! Well color me convinced!
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  29. Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate And friendship For Everyone Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate And Friendship For Everyone
  30. I'm going to post some depth chart articles in the next few posts from the Sooners Illustrated board. Highlights below and then spoilers after that. This one is defense: -They will be good to great on the front four. R Mason Thomas is too widely celebrated in my opinion, but he's a good player who will be drafted. They make him sound like a worldbeater, but he was neutralized or disappeared in a number of games. He played in 12 games last year, gaining 5 sacks between Tulane and Auburn, and 4.5 in the other 10 games. Not great, not bad. However, in 6 games, dude had 6 tackles total, with a .5 sack. Vanished. Damonic Williams/Jayden Jackson are a good DT pair and then they have bust central at the other Edge spot. -LB looks like hot garbage. I don't think a single LB on their roster plays at Texas and that includes the McKenzie dildo that was once committed to Texas. -Peyton Bowen missed the spring after a shitty 2024. His brother might end up being a really good CB, but he missed much of the spring too. -The other S and CB spots are middling or worse. -There's a running theme here where tons of the key guys on the OU roster missed all or parts of the spring because they were physically wrecked. Jerry Schmidt and Brent Venables thinks every single one of those guys sitting out are pussies and they're going to pay for it this summer and in fall camp.
  31. Americans are largely a caricature at this point. Just walk through any public place like an airport terminal, baseball stadium, etc and you see fat, stupid people dressed like shit and shoveling salt and fat laden foods into their mouths.
  32. Those Jethros cheated from the 1950s on and lied and said everyone was doing it. We said when we start paying you'll know. Now you know, bitches.
  33. Wordle 1,417 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #695 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1198 7️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  34. Wordle 1,417 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #695 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  35. I see the annual May “errbody” prognostications are ramping up. I look forward to the July/August “the sky is falling” news, until we settle into a solid top 5 December recruiting haul.
  36. Wordle 1,417 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  37. Sark has built a fucking Death Star here. I’ve waited 20+ years for a coach to maximize the potential of Texas. We’re going to get Cooper and Kirby is going to cry about how unfair NIL is.
  38. To go full TTU requires double eagle style money and they flat out don't have those dudes who are interested in spending it Ruhle and Baylor is a bit more unique situation but requires both excellent evaluators of talent and excellent development of said talent and a plus S&T program. They have like two dudes who have shown they are good at evaluation or talent development at the position coach level. They have negatives at RB coach, they have given Jay Valai maybe the most titles of any position coach in the country (Assistant Head Coach for Defense / Co-Defensive Coordinator / Pass Defense / Cornerbacks and Nickelbacks), they have some old fuck (Jerry Schmidt) over S&C, they hired a ST coach 13 months ago who still has no bio on their website, they still have an unhealthy obsession with hiring former OU players and they have a head coach with no coaching tree and basically no ability to hire ourside of the OU/Clemson world. Oh yeah and they have the dumb who owns the power in the football dept that's going to lead to a host of issues. And none of this is easily fixable. They are in their Charlie Strong era - bad S&C, bad eval, bad development, coach with limited reach and interest in hiring outside of his tiny bubble, entire position groups with subpar talent and no real strategy on how to get better.
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