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  1. 19 points
    Am I the only one who's finding it increasingly easier to get a hard-on for Amy Coney Barrett?
  2. TxDOT employees can’t be taken out to lunch. They refuse and it’s against policy to accept any gifts. I made a joke about this in a sense saying maybe they could be given a plane. A coworker didn’t get it. So I explained that Trump was getting a plane from Qatar as a gift and that he’d keep it when he left office This obviously the first time they had heard about this. And they sensed that I didn’t approve. Their response: ”Well if they are going to give it to him, why wouldn’t he take it?” Me: [Stunned] He wants to keep it for himself. Them: it’s his gift. Me: That’s not allowed. Them: why not. Me: The Constitution Them: [Shrugs]
  3. She's got upper management, and a lot of other things, written all over her.
  4. Poooooooooooor Sooners.
  5. SIAP, but it should be re-posted until the end of time [pun intended] anyway. Can't afford $4 eggs, but can buy $640 knockoff Rolex Rump watches. Thanks, Biden's economy!!!
  6. Just for clarification of OP’s fucktarded thread title which reads like the kids were trying to recover the stolen car, the kids in fact had stolen it and the 20 year was trying to get it back
  7. You forget to hit "submit reply" on this one back in January?
  8. 11 points
    Love KD calling Acho out.
  9. 11 points
  10. Wordle 1,426 X/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #704 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Words never spoken: THANK GOD FOR QUORDLE!
  11. Gonna be a bloodbath today Wordle 1,426 6/6 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. “AgShaun00” coming in with what will soon be known as fact - Texas had to pay double what ATM was offering to get Bishop. He’s already got access to both programs’ offers and what drove the decision for the player. Also, to be clear, no recruit is getting a firm NIL offer from Texas at this stage in the cycle. Not Bell, not Bishop, not any of them. Guys committing now simply believe they’ll be taken care of and UT has players on the roster helping assure recruits that that is true. Agents and parents all know that as well. Those idiots are truly lost.
  13. If you fucking jinx us, I'm going to find every one of your posts and neg them.
  14. As someone who has plenty of windshield time and thus consumes a ton of random CFB content. In the last six months I have noticed a significant growth of a SEC Lost Cause War of Northern Aggression in regards to NIL and the transfer portal take hold amongst program specific media. Especially from Alabama, LSU and Georgia. There is already a full antebellum narrative regarding pre NIL college football amongst these fan bases and a severe victim complex regarding their rightful place in the CFB hierarchy being stolen from them. I also have feeling that should the current course hold that some of these SEC fanbases will end up hating Texas the way Nebraska fans did for usurping their rightful place in the conference.
  15. That looks like Russel Wilson playing Dave Chapelle playing a white guy.
  16. looks like I'm in good company today... Wordle 1,426 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  17. Wordle 1,426 6/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1210 (15.05.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 4 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤👫 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 6️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #883 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #704 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  18. Oof. Wordle 1,426 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #704 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 1,426 X/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1207 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1210 (15.05.2025) 4/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 2 days 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Connections Puzzle #704 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  20. One problem: His concluding question to TAMU fans is whether they'd rather be 8-4 in the SECX3 or 11-1 in the B12. That's a false dichotomy. They would not be 11-1 in the B12. They would be 8-4. It's who they have been, who they are, who they will be.
  21. 2022/23: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2023/24: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2024/25: Oh. Well. Damn. 2025/26/27/28/29/30/etc: Mother of God, what have we done??
  22. Max with the first of a couple primal screams trotting between 1B and 2B on his homer.
  23. He injured his hand hitting the portal.
  24. God, they even give rump watches a bad rap now.
  25. It's not all dumbness. The hate engine, with Brother Rush as conductor, set these narrow-minded fuckwads against the illusory "liberal" as in a war. In war, if your side suffers a setback, you don't go over to the enemy. No. You just keep fighting with faith in your leader who will surely defeat the evil you've heard about ceaselessly for decades. Policy discussion is no more than the sound of a guy selling beer in the aisles of a death match. They are argument proof. Even if they turn on The Donald, they will never lose sight of who the real enemy is: the queens and the coons and the reds and the Jews and anyone so abhorently woke that they tolerate these blights. The Flying Palace bribe is being done in broad daylight. Many just accepted the premise that Air Force One is worn out. The Saudis (or whoever) are doing Donald a favor. Play back the tape. Wait. Stop right there. Air Force One is inadequate? It's worn out. It's the best maintained plane in the world. The finest airforce in the world sees to that. The Fuckwad in Chief wants to shit all over that so he can fly like a king. Flimsy sophistry, the mainstay of "conservative" thinking, pays off in just such ways. "It's okay, he gave me a reason that I didn't consider because I'm brainwashed." It was peaceful. It was Antifa. It was just an impromptu tour. The news is distorting this. The election really was fishy. The rational are completely disarmed. Will we find a way to re-arm?
  26. Wordle 1,426 4/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wolk is an SEC honk secondarily to his Georgia allegiance. I'm not talking Texas and OU in the SEC, either. He defaults to any old SEC team if not Georgia when picking guys from SEC country. For Justus Terry, he had Georgia by a mile and if not them, Auburn. He did not include Texas as a contender until after the guy announced for Texas. Griffin may wind up at Bama, but Wolk isn't dealing with new information on this one. He's simply picking who he would always pick. Wright is someone that they think they can develop and not worry about being on the roster through that development into his 3rd, 4th or 5th year. They're thin at OT and need some padding. The high 4 and 5 star guys aren't going somewhere in which they're going to need to wait until year 4 to play. Texas can land 2 of the highly ranked guys if they thread the needle right, but they're not getting 3 of them.
  28. Wordle 1,426 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. He wants us to be Pyongyang so bad
  30. Wordle 1,426 5/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #704 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  31. Wordle 1,426 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. 8 points
    She's always been sneaky-hot. Don't let that or her relative decency (relative to Sam Alito) fool you into thinking she doesn't suck, though.
  33. Senator Chris Murphy was saying how the brazen corruption of the AF1 nonsense is breaking through to voters. I don't see it at all. It will be forgotten next week.
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