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  1. 27 points
    Ok, see....I disagree. Ethnic pride is not idiotic. Ethnic pride at the expense of/over all others IS idiotic. Just like patriotism is not idiotic. But nationalism/exceptionalism at the expense of all others is idiotic. Hell, it's one of the things I love about travelling: experiencing the pride of other people in who they are, where they come from, their culture and their ways. It's a sense of identity and self, tied to land and community, and it's a good thing. When it is part of you knowing how to appreciate ALL cultures and people in their own way - "hey, I'm a proud Texan, and like to show off football and bbq to visitors, and you're a proud German, and like to show off beer and wurst to visitors, we should party!" - it's a good thing. When it leans into tribalism and subjugation/attacks on other cultures, it's a huge fucking negative. Obviously, culturally, we're leaning in HARD on the "negative tribal bullshit" angle these days. So I hear you. But man, I love going to a Greek festival, a Polish festival, a Turkish festival, a pachanga, Chinese new year, all that shit. It's cool to see people celebrating who they are. And they enjoy sharing it with others. That's the best of humanity. That we often turn into the worst of humanity.
  2. My stepson just finished his ACC degree in cybersecurity. It has taken him a very long time (he's 30) -- he's not a classic academic and his dad never helped me out with tuition, etc., but he's plenty smart and ACC served as a great school for him. He's brushing up on some coursework he didn't have to take and then will start interviewing this summer. We're super proud of him.
  3. They don’t want to see the campus.
  4. 13 points
    New category: Trump - so fucking stupid that even morons, imbeciles, and idiots say "holy fuck that is one dumb motherfucker."
  5. 13 points
    I hate him so much. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  6. Octogenarian or not, Grandpa, we're not in the habit of offering exceptions to the rules around these parts. Get up off the davenport and put that Vintage Polaroid to work.
  7. Motherfucker. I'm Asian and many times I wished I didn't care about sports as much as I do. I'm also the loudest parent at all my daughter's 13U Volleyball tournaments these days. It's a running joke on the team because I'm also the team videographer. So you can imagine the game tapes need a high-volume warning.
  8. You know what else is gonna be fun? When Reed sucks an egg this year and Weigman, under the guidance of Willie Fritz, looks like an all conference player. The retards will surely fall back to the BDF excuse as to why Weigman looks great all of a sudden. I can’t wait to have a couple NIL Tito’s and sodas to celebrate.
  9. Sheldon VT: population 2,136 A hot bed of gangbanger activity. Dustin Machia: one stupid motherfucker. Time for bed, dustin. You gots milking to do at 4 AM. Bootstraps, bitch.
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  11. 10 points
    It's like watching a movie like Airplane!, or Hot Shots. Where the president is an absolute moron and it's supposed to be funny. Except it's not funny at all.
  12. 10 points
    I think he has a good heart and is having trouble coming to terms with the depth of the depravity of those who have commandeered what he probably considered his party from childhood. And I do think he is learning and this community is helping with that. He voted for Harris for Christ’s sake His family, social circles, and business community don’t offer him a chance to engage honestly on these issues that he clearly is struggling with. I think some grace and empathy are warranted, especially given what set this off was so trivial
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  15. Wordle 1,434 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1218 (23.05.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 12 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1215 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #891 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #712 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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  19. Gerry Hamilton Recruiting: Where things stand The majority of the Texas staff has wrapped up the spring evaluation period that allow for two in-person evaluations/in-home meetings. The staff is expected to take a few days off next week prior to the hectic month of June that will be centered around official visits and two Elite Camps for 2027 and 2028 prospects. With the staff's work in May done, OnTexasFootball takes a look at where things stand after talking to a number of sources throughout this week. The current class ... The Longhorns are sitting at eight commitments, headlined by 5-star QB Dia Bell and 4-star++ do it all playmaker Jermaine Bishop Jr. Six of the eight commitments are from inside the state line. Three are considered Houston area, two DFW and one CenTex. The numbers for the class ... These numbers can fluctuate positionally a little. QB - 1 RB - 2 WR - 3 TE - 2 OL - 5 DL - 3 or 4 EDGE - 2 LB - 3 DB - 4 or 5 Specialist - 2 The official visitors list ... OTF currently has Texas down for 53 official visits next month. We do not believe all of those visits will end up happening. And OTF also believes there will be 2-3 more OV's added to the list. The number is likely to end up from 49-53 for the month. Current breakdown by state: Texas - 17 Georgia - 10 Florida - 6 Louisiana - 4 California - 3 Alabama - 2 New Jersey - 2 Hawaii - 2 Arizona - 2 Mississippi - 1 North Carolina - 1 Pennsylvania - 1 Oklahoma - 1 Virginia - 1 Trending Texas ... There are several prospects that OnTexasFootball believes the Longhorns are leading for, or have near 50-50 shots at. K.J. Edwards, RB, Carthage (Texas) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Jalen Lott, WR/ATH, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF expects this to come down to a west Coast school vs. Texas Kaydon Finley, Aledo (Texas) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Note: OTF expects this to come down to Notre Dame vs. Texas Mark Bowman, TE, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star Hezek Kent, TE, Brunswick (Ga.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Felix Ojo, OT, Mansfield (Texas) Lake Ridge OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Samuel Roseborough, OT/IOL, Clearwater (Fla.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Zaden Krempin, IOL, Prosper (Texas) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star Kendall Guervil, DL, Fort Myers (Fla.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Damari Simeon, DL, Richland (N.J.) St. Aug OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ JaReylan McCoy, DL/EDGE, Tupelo (Miss.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Dre Quinn, EDGE, Norcross (Ga.) Greater Atlanta Christian OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Xavier Griffin, LB, Gainesville (Ga.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Kosi Okpala, Houston (Texas) Mayde Creek OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Note: OTF believes Texas leads headed into June Chace Calicut, S/LB, Houston (Texas) North Shore OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Samari Matthews, CB, Cornelius (N.C.) Hough OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Note: OTF believes Texas holds a slight lead over Clemson headed into June Texas is in the fight, but has work to do ... Ezavier Crowell, RB, Jackson (Ala.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Kaiden Prothro, Bowdon (Ga.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Malakai Lee, OT/IOL, Honolulu (Hi.) OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Sam Utu, OT/IOL, Orange (Calif.) Lutheran OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Lamar Brown, DL, Baton Rouge (La.) University Lab OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star James Johnson, DL, Miami (Fla.) Northwestern OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Vodney Cleveland, DL, Birmingham (Ala.) Parker OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Bryce Perry-Wright, DL/EDGE, Buford (Ga.) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Luke Wafle, EDGE, Princeton (N.J.) Hun School OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Jake Kreul, EDGE, Orlando (Fla.) IMG Academy OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Jamarion Carlton, EDGE, Temple (Texas) High OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+ Brayden Rouse, LB, Marietta (Ga.) Kell OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Davon Benjamin, DB, Westlake Village (Calif.) Oaks Christian OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Justice Fitzpatrick, CB, Fort Lauderdale (Fla.) St. Thomas Aquinas OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Flip candidates ... With the exception of Mack, the flip candidates could play out into the season. Jabari Mack, WR, Destrehan (La.) High - *LSU commit OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Aaron Gregory, WR, Douglassville (Ga.) Douglas County - *Texas A&M commit OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++ Jaimeon Winfield, DL, Richardson (Texas) High - *USC commit OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++
  20. 10 points
    But I was told countries paid tariffs.
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  22. ‘We Voted for Trump to Fix the Border. Now We’re Milking Cows Alone at 4 A.M.’ – Vermont Farmers Face Harsh Reality as ICE Raids Hit Home https://thesarkariform.com/we-voted-for-trump-to-fix-the-border-now-were-milking-cows-alone-at-4-a-m-vermont-farmers-face-harsh-reality-as-ice-raids-hit-home/
  23. That honestly might be worse than the Doral special.
  24. A few gems here. FROM LONGHORNFRENZY'S SCREENSHOTS, ABOVE Aggies lead in winning the "equivalent" of 10 games ... Don't ever - repeat, ever - "goat" absolutely "distracted" by Georgia, people ... FROM THE AGGIE 247 THREAD FOLLOWING ELKO'S COMMENTS (Candidate for a tagline ... 😂 😂 😂 ) FROM AN AGGIE 247 THREAD ON AGGIE ATHLETICS
  25. “Thank you for reaching out to SSA with questions about your benefits. Before we get started, we’d like to talk to you about white genocide.”
  26. Wordle 1,434 2/6* 🟩[emoji834]🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  28. Wordle 1,434 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #712 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🙂 Daily Quordle 1215 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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  30. “I want all those other brown people who don’t help my financial condition to be arrested and have a horrible time, but I’m upset that they are going to arrest the brown people that make me money.” I hope he loses his dairy operation and has to suck dicks under the overpass in Montpelier for food.
  31. Connections Puzzle #712 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 1,434 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1215 3️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #694 → 9 points! 🎲: 1️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ https://thricegame.com
  32. Think we can get a drink called NIL and Soda added to the menu at DKR?
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