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  1. Haha. It’s actually references the least Asian thing ever. I left UT without my degree missing only the Freshman History and Government requirements on my course catalog. So when I signed up for Hornfans I figured I was a Texas Ex minus 6 hours. The career I had didn’t really require a degree so I just didn’t bother. I did end up finishing and graduating 17 years later after I had my first kid. Just to set a good example. So I’m class of 2010 but entered college in 1988. Reading textbooks and writing essays when you’re about to turn 40 sucks.
  2. Wouldn't be a day that ends in "y" if Billy wasn't making empty threats at fans
  3. 18 points
    my god. we have family that graduated from WP...i just keep thinking how it must feel to have achieved such an incredible goal, what an amazing, unique honor, how incredibly proud one wants and deserves to feel...and to have the incredible once in a lifetime event turned into some incoherent clownshow, babbling malignant nonsense knowing he literally thinks they are all suckers and losers...like wtf man! SO embarrassing and shameful. i feel really bad for those students! can you even opt out of commencement at the service academies?? what a load of shit. same with the Medal of Freedom or Kennedy Center Honors...he cheapens and destroys the integrity of literally EVERYTHING. he is so fucking gross. i hate him so much. just die already you disgusting piece of shit. iswis.
  4. “I want all those other brown people who don’t help my financial condition to be arrested and have a horrible time, but I’m upset that they are going to arrest the brown people that make me money.” I hope he loses his dairy operation and has to suck dicks under the overpass in Montpelier for food.
  5. When are we going to start investigating and charging all of these farmers for systematically employing undocumented workers?
  6. Yes! I finally have something to add to this thread. Son's high school graduation (Garland High). Superintendent is giving his speech. Just press play.
  7. 12 points
    I’ve seen a better description of Trump in a single paragraph.
  8. Cant you read? They are milking their cows AND waking up at 4 am to do it! And no white folks will do it! Can you believe it? A farmer that wakes up before dawn. And has to milk their own cows?! What has the world come to!
  9. Your Saturday Smorgasbord 1) Horns 247 - Valdin Sone (from ... Sweden 😏) 2) Horns 247 - Kendall Guervil 3) LSU 247 - LAMAR BROWN (Lulz .. ) 4) Georgia 247 - Malakai Lee Honolulu (Hawaii) Kamehameha offensive tackle Malakai Lee has finalized his official visit schedule. The No. 1 offensive recruit in Hawaii, Lee had a final six of Alabama, BYU, Georgia, Michigan, Texas and USC. Now he’s down to four- with BYU and USC out and the final four being Alabama, Georgia, Michigan and Texas. He already took an official visit to Georgia on April 10 and the official visit to Michigan has long been set for June 20. But the other two dates are locked in. Lee will next hit the road next weekend when he takes his official visit to Alabama on May 30. It will be a quick turnaround, with Lee set to return to the mainland to visit Texas on June 6. He'll return to the visit slate on June 20 when he visits Michigan. And a decision could come shortly after. “I was thinking a week after I get home from my last trip,” said Lee. A four-star in the industry-generated 247Sports Composite Rankings, Lee is the No. 14 offensive tackle nationally and the No. 2 recruit in Hawaii in 2026. He has already been selected to play in the 2026 Polynesian Bowl. 5) Horns 247 - Grayson McKeogh (May be a tough pull from PA, but Flood only offered May 19, and we've made his Top-3 ... ) 6) Vodney Cleveland
  10. Yeah, man. Clemson was going to OKC with a 2-0 sweep with a runner 60 feet away and no outs. Then TK dropped her nuts and Texas is going instead.
  11. stir-fried cabbage with garlic, onions, peppers, bacon and scrambled egg, topped with dark soy, scallions and chili crisp... i made it up but i feel certain it's a dish that exists. if not, it should! 😛
  12. 10 points
    I am a river to my people
  13. It's going to be a nice Sunday being able to watch these other game 3's stress free!
  14. We’ve all seen your posts on this and the baseball threads.
  15. If the dotard is still kicking in 2028 and is scheduled to deliver the commencement for my son's graduation; I will be very tempted to give it a pass. I don't need to be put in a situation that might land my ass in jail. Fuck that guy for possibly taking away one of the greatest moments of my son's life and what would otherwise be one of the proudest moments of my life. I seriously hate that fat fuck so much.
  16. This dude's highlights are pretty fun. In the very first play I thought he was definitely about to get tackled 4 different times...nope. Third play is a kick return and he jukes the kicker without breaking stride or slowing down by even 1%. We really have a thing this year for dudes whose position could be listed as "Yes". edit: adding link to the hudl: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/18310068/66f312aa0f15104394993bac
  17. Feel-good story? How so? Feel-good stories are about overachieving underdogs, not season-long wastes of talent due to substandard coaching. It would be a ridiculous gift and an insult to a much more deserving team.
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  19. Sheldon VT: population 2,136 A hot bed of gangbanger activity. Dustin Machia: one stupid motherfucker. Time for bed, dustin. You gots milking to do at 4 AM. Bootstraps, bitch.
  20. 6 straight supers First b2b 50 win seasons 3 trips to OKC in 4 years 2 runner up appearances He may never win it all at Texas, but this is the best stretch of Texas softball in our 24 year history. Better than the Cat years
  21. I wish the world would pull it from us, or at least let Canada/Mexico have it and shut us out but FIFA is as corrupt as TrumpCo.
  22. Kind of an old one, but still funny. Would anyone like to boycott Delta with him?
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  30. JFC get to know the people who are adding value to your operation. Your employees. Quit being a racist twat and acting like you have sub-human slaves
  31. Can you imagine kowtowing to a guy who is 15 and 11 in the last two years? Tell Lincoln to get tough or get fucked. Fucking pussies.
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  35. I would fucking throw Hornsby, just because he spent the entire evening yelling like a bitch. But we know that from him.
  36. If Mike starts Mac, we may not see TK until next season. Mac’s role on this team should be to walk around in front of home plate before the game so the dirt is nice and packed up for our slappers.
  37. What kind of fucking asshole would do something so stupid like that to a toddler?
  38. Well at least he learned his lesson and regrets….. These people aren’t worth saving. I know democrats need their vote to win and all, but I have no respect or remorse for them. Their pain is deserved. Their penance is self inflicted. They are the Egyptians suffering the 10 plagues because they follow the wrong god. I will celebrate their misfortune on my MAGA Seder plate on the anniversary of Dotards death whenever that glorious day arrives.
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