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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/26/25 in Posts

  1. 38 points
    Thank you to those who are not with us. We know. To those with active kids. Thank them. We know. May everyone's brisket be moist. Fuck OU
  2. Listening to the Dodgers/Mets game, they played “God Bless America.” I love this country. I just don’t love the version being presented to us, and the world, now. But I desperately want this to be a brief dark period in our history. Not a tipping point from which there is no return. I have to believe sanity has a place in our future. I recently watched the Bin Laden documentary on Netflix and while W had his flaws, he seems like fucking Lincoln when compared to Trump. The infection the orange goon has unleashed on our country is more poisonous than any that has ever occurred in our nation’s history. He has sown division, hate, racism, chaos, anger and madness. And that has been his strategy. But is it ever going to return to some semblance of reason? For my sanity, I pray it will. I love this country too much to just give up.
  3. Anytime I see someone displaying the American flag now, particularly on a vehicle, I just assume they are a cunt. i would like to go back to the time when that filled me with pride.
  4. My grandad is buried in that cemetery. He served in WWII and took part in the Battle of the Bulge and its aftermath. After the war ended he spent nearly a year on cleanup in Germany and Eastern France. Since he had an armorer’s rating one of his jobs was to destroy M1919’s by shooting them into river banks for hours until the barrels melted. They didn’t have much ear protection and he was hard of hearing for the rest of his life. He died in 2021 at 100, and we finally had the funeral about a year later. It was a small group- me and my kids, my dad and his wife, my aunt and her family, and a couple of friends. They led us to a little pavilion, we all said a few words, they played taps, and folded up the flag. Then the Officer In Charge presented the folded flag to my aunt and said, “On behalf of the president of the United States and a grateful nation, please accept this flag as a symbol of our appreciation for your loved one’s honorable and faithful service.” The last time my grandfather voted in a Federal election was when he voted for Joe Biden in 2020. It was the first time he had voted for a Democrat since Jimmy Carter in ‘76. He said that 2020 was the most important vote of his life, and maybe the most important thing he ever did for his country.
  5. Don't know who that is but he's definitely
  6. Or like losing to a 6-6 Appalachian State squad that finished 9th in the Sun Belt standings. At home.
  7. I got turned down by Scarlett Johansson, so I’m a pretty big deal.
  8. That's the chlamydia warning system.
  9. .FAFO BREAKING: After ICE raided a construction site in The Villages, Florida, a retiree is upset because the house he’s buying will now experience delays in construction. https://www.threads.com/@regenfuturist/post/DJ7TO4KSb9L
  10. 13 points
    03-24 here. Wild ride. Thinking of the 17 friends I lost over the years while on active duty. it’s crazy we were all young and stupid. Now old and gray wishing they were here today. To my best of friends. Lee, Jamie, Norris, fielden, Sam, Chris B. You’re not forgotten a toast
  11. It says there Missouri went 3-27 in SEC play. Does anyone know who those 3 wins were against and where they played? Must have won them at home, right?
  12. 13 points
    I served through Desert Storm in support of the 1st Armored Division, out of Germany at the time. I thank God that none of my close squad mates or even my company died in action or pre/post war. Thank you is all I can say to those that have passed before this day, especially during the act of war, regardless of the era. Their time on this earth was not wasted! Thank you for their service to our country. We are all in debt to their honor. Hook’em!!!
  13. Breaking News: Texas A&M has accepted a bid to the baseball NIT. The Aggies, defending almost-national champions, have been named the #1 seed in the field and will host SMU in a 3-game series at Olsen Field Friday-Monday.
  14. We won the SEC and aren’t number 1. I guess it just doesn’t mean much.
  15. 11 points
    “It was the Pit Bosses problem, not Trumps. And those waitresses, I kept telling them one ice cube per drink. Not 2! Can you believe it? Why does someone need 2 cubes? And then the cleaning people. I was told they expected, what they like to call, a paycheck every 2 weeks. I know a lot of guests left valuables in the rooms, but they were never satisfied with just that. They wanted what I’m calling a salary. That’s a word I just came up with.”
  16. I voted FOR Barack Obama twice and I'd vote FOR him again if I could.
  17. Only sort of related - I drive a Ford. My daughter was in town recently, and one day we pulled up behind a Cybertruck with one of those "I got it before I knew he was a Nazi" bumper stickers. I laughed, and she said, "Yeah that's funny, but what would be really funny is if you got one of those stickers."
  18. Hate the fact UTRGV missed the cut. Best season in decades and the fan support on fire down there. But a number of piss pour teams get in because they won their conference tourney. Just a crap sandwich.
  19. THEY BETTER NOT START THIER GOD DAMNED FRIDAY STARTERS!
  20. Wordle 1,437 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #715 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  21. 9 points
    If you ask me why I am still a patriot and love my country - in spite of where it may be at a given point in time - days like today are why. It doesn't have to be perfect to be worth fighting for. They fight to make it better.
  22. We got to install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TVs...
  23. This is essentially the thrust of this thread. “Patriot” is a co-opted term for Magats. I’m a patriot. But that term means something different. Fuck them for making me feel bad for being a patriot.
  24. That was my grandparents (minus the union). They worked thier lives at Russell Mills in Alexander City, Alabama. All of thier kids worked thier also except my mom who went off to college. Then... Now... Those jobs aren't coming back...the Billionaire class had to eat...
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  26. how not to feed the tarpon
  27. If only this information would've been available sooner... Macron knows the feeling
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  29. When the fuck is Harvard gonna let their nuts hang and boot every student whose parent is a big maga player/pol. Sorry, our mission and core values don’t align with your family.
  30. Having leaders like Obama and McRaven seems like a lifetime ago.
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  33. Will it *ever* return to reason? In the very long run, I think there is still hope. But I will be 50 later this year. And I do not believe that this country is fixable in the next, say, 20 years. I believe that Fox News has won for at least a generation, and the cabal has only begun to scratch the surface of what they're up to. So, I am actively scouting out retirement destinations and learning Spanish. I cannot say that I ever loved this country. But I did not take it for granted, either. I don't go in for patriotism or religion, so I was never proud to be American, but I damn sure did feel lucky to be American. But, to me this is just a place. And places change, like everything else. It was a good place for most of my life, and I'm thankful for that chapter. But this country is morphing into a place that I don't want to be a part of. And no, I do not feel obligated to stay and fight for this place. It's just a place, and there are many others, and many of them are beautiful and cost a fraction as much to live in. So, I'll retire about 5 years earlier in one of those places, and I'll have a chapter there. And I'm looking forward to that. Because the place I grew up in is already gone. (None of this is meant to contradict the OP, whose feeling I also understand. Just spit balling a different take)
  34. I’d like to not be expected to stand for god bless America during the 7th inning stretch anymore, like we didn’t do for over 100 years before 2001. Actually is rather it not be played at all anymore during mlb games. I see people taking off their caps and hand over heart as if it’s the fucking anthem.
  35. I'd settle for caring again.
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