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  1. Texas hasn't beat OU in Oklahoma or in the CWS since 7 minutes ago.
  2. SIAP ... FULL TEXT AND ...
  3. What takes the cake for me is she called you out by your internet handle rather than your real name. It feels like that would add to the awkwardness.
  4. What a game! HOOKEM and fuck blow u!
  5. Cross-posting some Longhorn goodness. FULL TEXT ALSO ...
  6. Speedgoat passed away in 2022. His obituary is one of the greatest things you'll ever read, as is the accompanying photo. https://www.gosanangelo.com/obituaries/sas021074
  7. When my aggy cousin died in 2016, my daughter and I drove down for the funeral. It was aggy themed. At the end of the service, they played the aggy war hymn, at which time his younger (adult) sister yelled across the room, "That's for you knoxtnhorn!". Ironically, that was the 2nd most awkward moment of the funeral. The first being when one of his daughters cussed out his most recent wife directly in front of the casket. By "cussed out" I mean screaming at the top of her lungs, "You effing bitch. F you!". Good times.
  8. Okay, my beautiful friends, I have some fun news that is...fun. I got to hang with Michael taaffe and Jordan Washington today as they participated in a summer football camp. And yes, the Sacred Surly football made an appearance. The camp was free, so kids who didn't normally get a chance to participate in training got great access. Michael was awesome. He is very excited about this season and he wants to go pro. The most interesting thing that he told me that the training and discipline that he learned as a very young player were the tools that helped him rise from a 0-star college walk-on to a starter at his dream school and he is fully committed to having success in the pros. He is very charismatic and the kids loved his energy, easy laughter and kindness. He demonstrated drills and he, Jordan and the other coaches were very engaging. It was fun talking about his magnificent INT vs Quinn in the state championship game, probably the best INT I've seen live. I wished him health and success in his ultimate goal. My beautiful wife made Michael sign a Westlake hat. Michael knows Surly Horns, haha. Jordan was another one. He's very easy-going and full of smiles. Dude is large and solid and very nimble. He is excited about his opportunities this season. He really connected with the kids, and was even tying kid's shoes. He is a gentleman and a good person. I am excited for him this year, and wished him success and health, of course. The glory of the Sacred Surly football continues to grow and it is getting close to the delivering it to @immamac . I would be really happy if he just keeps it, cause he deserves it for creating this amazing site. But if he wants to auction it off, so be it. I talk a lot of crap and post a lot of stupid stuff, but love this community and all of you. When I purchased the balls for Quinn to sign, I had no idea this project would grow and now look at the signatures: Quinn Ewers Arch Manning Michael taaffe Jordan Washington Quintrevion Wisner Jahdae effing Barron Isaiah Bond Gunnar Helm Cheers,
  9. I firmly believe the old guard at Texas had some sympathy for ag, but the new guard? Nah, fuck you. When gomer went on their misinformation tour after the LHN was announced, and all the shit that followed. Gloves are off and gomer is feeling it. CDC left their baseball program like our country left Hiroshima.
  10. Her strikeouts in the seventh were incredible. But her strikeout in the sixth with a runner on third and one out in a one run game was ridiculous.
  11. Oh shit. Teagan lost her grandma this mornjng what an effort
  12. Stun, my ass....our ladies were just better today. Fuck those putas.
  13. You’re giving Trev way too much credit.
  14. Players love Earley!
  15. I would fucking hope so his checks cash.
  16. Kudos to espn for respecting the family and not discussing that news until talking to Teagan in the postgame. I’m sure the news came down and someone with UT asked the network to not talk about it during the game
  17. YESSSS!!!! Suck it Mowins, you gooner cockgobbler!!
  18. I am going to email Trev Alberts to let him know how great a job he is doing. I will also demand that he gives Elko a lifetime contract before the "Whorns" try to steal him once Sark is let go after going 0-fer in the mighty SEC this season. /A&M class of '89
  19. You can always tell the casuals on this thread when people are bewildered by the start times and logistics of how regionals have worked for the last 30 years, or since we switched from the 6 team to 4 team format.
  20. 11 points
    This is fucking trash. I am so irritated with this shit. I have a Venezuelan woman who works for me. A hard worker. Who came under asylum. She is trying to get her resident paperwork ever since dotard was elected because she's afraid it'll all go away. She's like 60 years old. Hard worker that does prep. Always surprising with what did know (opera music and classical composers) but works at a restaurant because she and her family were targeted by the government... Fucking trash
  21. Awesome. Thought about joining the thread but just before I started composing my post Henry gave us the lead and I wasn't about to change any mojo. Then watched the 7th on my phone as my son drove us home from his scrimmage. He has a permit and hasn't been driving long so it was the first time I wasn't nervous about his driving because I had something more important to worry about.
  22. can't imagine why it might be problematic for a second baseman to position his shoulder and neck 8 inches off the ground directly in front of second base when a guy's sliding in
  23. 10 points
    Slorch, you are a true prince of false equivalency.
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  27. There are two sides in an inning. 1 team has the top side and the other the bottom side. It’s like that in every baseball game. Not just the regionals.
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  33. Here's the game condensed to 20 mins
  34. Oh no. You get back out of this thread right now.
  35. Hell yea…TK strikes out the side,,.are you fucking kidding me? Send those asshole Sooners and their fans back to their mobile homes!
  36. "Tom is survived by daughters Dree Davidson Noble and husband Reagon Noble of San Angelo; Brittnae Davidson of Lubbock and their mother Tanya Blanton, Texas; Abbey Gillespie of Oklahoma City and their mother Paula Hohmann Cassell; son, Austin Davidson and Makayla Morris of San Angelo and his mother Debra Davidson-Shumaker and her daughter Paige Guthrie"
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  38. Wordle 1,442 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  39. Shoot. Great question. I forgot to ask. When I met Arch, the head client from Redbull freaked out when I told him the ball was for Surly Horns. She, of course, had never heard of Surly, and was horrified that I was having him endorse a football from an unknown website that could somehow cause harm to them by association. She was very not happy with me in general, but I got my signatures and photos, haha.
  40. Wordle 1,442 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1226 (31.05.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 20 days 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Got chasing the common letter pattern in the SW/4, never recovered. 🙂 Daily Quordle 1223 🟥8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #899 +1 ✅🟧✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #720 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  41. I didn’t get to watch it live, but that doesn’t look dirty to me. The throw pulled the fielder into the slide
  42. Wordle 1,442 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  43. The most inmates running the asylum shit I have ever seen
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