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  1. Through all the frustration and anger, I have to somewhat laugh at the fact that the first two pitchers in our regional final game were Hudson Hamilton and Ethan Walker. Imagine telling someone that back in February. This game is so stupid and delivers so many unexpected turns. Imagine knowing before the season that Easton Winfield would have 1/3rd of his season hit total against Prairie View A&M, Will Mercer would pitch 2 games before getting hurt, Jalin Flores would hit under .200 in SEC play, Jonah Williams would have to start in LF because we had no one else, Max Belyeu would miss 2 months and Jared Spencer would be done for the year by mid April. I would have asked if we finished higher than 12th in the SEC standings. Doesn’t make tonight any easier to stomach, but yeah….
  2. Three sports brushes with fame and autographs in various levels of weirdness. I shot an MCI commercial with Tim Landry but I made it about his experience as a B-17 pilot rather than as a coach. We had a B-17 fly in for the shoot. Spent two days with him and learned so much about the Cowboys. He loved getting to sit in the plane and had some great stories about his adventures over Germany. Fun times! I had him sign the storyboard: My wife did the PR for Jack Daniels and staged their BBQ contest in Lynchburg, TN. One year, she brought in John Stallworth as a judge. He drew up a play for me on the judging sheet: Most random one was running into Hank Stram in a copier shop in NYC. He was struggling to make copies of the lineup for an NFL game he was doing the color for. I'm made the copies for him and asked him about his TD play from his Super Bowl win, which is featured prominently in the NFL Films video about the game. He drew it for me on one of his pages. I love it. "When in doubt, call 65 Toss Power Trap."
  3. Big Mac is the mvp today for stepping up and throwing a shut out. She has had her struggles this year, but she delivered today in the biggest start of her career
  4. No idea if these will show or not.
  5. Mia Scott, who hasn’t given any interviews during her four-year career, has not spoken publicly about her decision. There’s a good chance she will stay in Austin next school year, however; she’s in a relationship with Texas football running back CJ Baxter, a redshirt sophomore next season who stood alongside Scott during her Senior Day festivities at McCombs Field in May.
  6. Man, I hope you DVR'd the whole regional, and you really savored this experience. Because the way Texas Athletics is going, I'm not sure you're going to be able to manage an erection until next spring, at this rate. Hopefully this wildly disappointing season where we won the SEC title in our debut season with a new coach and a pretty Meh/Flawed roster, while losing our best SP and best offensive player for all/most of the year, respectively, will sustain you until more miserable times.
  7. That makes me fuhrious!
  8. 13 points
    MAGA “logic” = Wearing masks during COVID? Tyranny. Creating a master database on every American where the ceo of the company creating the database is a foreigner? Freedom.
  9. Eh. We beat them 4-2 already in the World Series. Bring on Tech next
  10. I haven't read this thread since ... a long time, the last time there was good news. It used to be the first thing I read every morning. The 2025 Longhorn Baseball team is no mas, My Apple Wallet was "hacked" this morning, and by extenstion (with my assistance no less), all of my apple devices were exposed and required an electronic cleansing of sorts. F*ck!!! And I come here, and this is one of the best days in my not so young life. I won't quote every post, so many are worthy. Just a few highlights. Choripan, You Sir, are my hero! I applaud you, I envy you, and I thank you, for doing what so many wish they could do. For doing what I wish I could do, or could have done. I grew up, learning to hide under a desk, because of Russia. I've been intrigued by Ukraine since I could remember, when I saw the Antonov 225, and its MIG escorts, in OKC in the late 80's. Those cool looking planes, marvels of engineering, painted in Ukraine Blue & Yellow. Soviet? Yes, but from Ukraine. I've wanted to go to Ukraine since the term "Russian Brides" was coined, and I had a Yoga Instructor from Ukraine. (I didn't have her that way.) And then Fucking Putin invades Ukraine, because he can. The images of brutality that flooded this website. I read your chronicle of the stories you shared, before your trip, while you were there, and what I just read today. You went and helped Ukraine, with your hands, working side by side with the most deserving people on God's Green Earth, in a way that this 68 year old, quintupled by-passed, arthritic, 5'-8'', 155 lb, whiskey drinking Texan, could never do. For a few weeks, I lived through you. You are the poster child of Service to others. You made me proud to be American. I'm in Austin. Drinks are on me. Let me know. When I first saw these pictures, my first thought was from MIDWAY. Is this the inflection point in the Russia-Ukraine War? One can only hope. Fucking Russia; It's bad enough they have used horses, and golf carts, and motorcycles to fight a war; now they're down to sticks and stones? They are working back to the stone age, all by themselves. The ingenuity of Ukraine, and their ability to continue to deliver at the highest level, against the 2nd Army of the World, is simply, amazing. Clap! Clap! Clap! You bet your ass. WOW!!!! Little David, with his newly dropped little 'nads, dragging his little grapes all over Putin's face like icing on a cake. I can't wait for Russia to tear itself apart from the inside, looking for ghosts. Couldn't happen to a worse group of people. Thank you all for your posts, and insights.
  11. Coaster fired up! Clickety clack, mofos!
  12. Made the WCWS finals again. I'm sure the teardown is coming. Lulz.
  13. We need to win a championship more than we need to beat OU again.
  14. A couple weeks ago: Texas may not win its own regional after aggy beat us 14-2 Last Saturday: Clemson was 60 feet away with no outs from sweeping us at home Last Sunday: surly was all "I just don't wanna go 2 and Q in OKC" Mike today: Hold my beer. We back in the finals. And we did it easily.
  15. I'd buy a ton of them, and then park the in front of all the neighbors houses I dislike, and just leave them there.
  16. I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do.
  17. Wordle 1,444 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #722 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  19. Wordle 1,444 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 1,444 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1225 🟥8️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1228 (02.06.2025) 5/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 2 days 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Connections Puzzle #722 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  21. All sorts of material here. Including you not spelling genius correctly.
  22. Can we fly Coach Nelson up to OKC for tomorrow?
  23. Absolutely this. There's no coincidence that they released all the details of this attack, specifically because the next one will look entirely different. In the meantime, trucking comes to a complete standstill. Brilliant moves from Ukraine.
  24. Keep checking those trucks. That's not where the next wave will be coming from
  25. Weird spacing because I played on the phone, I guess. Wordle 1,444 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #722 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1225 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. His name is Gerry and he named his daughter Geri. That’s reason enough to continue hating him.
  27. Hopefully he’s the reich guy for the job!
  28. 10 points
    The Onion couldn't put out a better headline than this
  29. All this success just feels so hollow after that loss to aggy in the SEC tournament.
  30. Absolutely crazy that this team was THIS CLOSE to being eliminated two weeks ago. Wow. Really goes to show how fine the line is between success and failure. Keep it going ladies!
  31. Oh this is the good stuff. None of what you wrote contradicts what I said, but it sure does let you satya all over a bad Texas loss.
  32. No one will suspect.....Volga boatmen....
  33. Connections Puzzle #722 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Wordle 1,444 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1225 5️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thrice Game #704 → 10 points! 🎲: 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣3️⃣1️⃣ https://thricegame.com
  34. Wordle 1,444 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. Wordle 1,444 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1225 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. We weren't predicted to do shit this season. We won the conference. Pretty remarkable.
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