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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/05/25 in all areas

  1. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  2. Thank goodness the adults are back in charge!
  3. Odd. Our conservative poster friends are not showing up to participate in this discussion.
  4. Comment I saw on The Atlantic's social media: The space between the two of them is called the perineum
  5. 23 points
    I'm getting uncomfortablly close to 4 hours here.
  6. https://www.texasfootball.com/article/2025/06/04/how-culture-wednesdays-changed-fortunes-for-texas-longhorns
  7. Clackity-clack, bishes!
  8. also, don't put in the newspaper that i'm a child predator
  9. Just when you think our country could get any dumber
  10. So who gets custody of Joe Rogan in the divorce?
  11. And it’s punitive by people with no perceivable vested emotional interest in the outcome. What do the police gain here? Im not saying I’d let my seven year old walk 2 blocks alone. But I’d probably consider it with a 10 year old if he was responsible. I used to ride my bike to and from elementary school that had to be 3 miles away when I was 10. I rode bikes around my neighborhood from 7-12. I walked home from middle school every day. That’s hardly a far cry from this. The parents of every latchkey kid posting here would have been toast.
  12. It’s almost as if…children are running the country.
  13. The ultimate leopard face eating would be Trump canceling all of Elon's government handouts and deporting him. Then Elon spills on all the shady stuff he has done to get Trump elected.
  14. My drive-by viewing saw this gem.
  15. They need to settle this dispute ala Burr and Hamilton.
  16. The calendar turns to the month of June. The spring flowers have long past bloomed. April showers have sprinkled the landscape, refreshing the wildlife and plants, providing them much needed nourishment. The sun’s warmth lightly tans the skin. And goddam Texas best case class forecasts go up in flames and Satya emerges from his winter slumber to slather doom and gloom all over the recruiting thread. Rinse repeat. Like clockwork.
  17. 16 points
    This is the way.
  18. @Anastasis i will take you off ignore if you will explain all of this for us
  19. Man. I miss YGIFs. He would fucking love this meltdown.
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