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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/16/25 in all areas

  1. I'm not going to watch over an hour long press conference, but I'm really get tired of this shit making fun of ASL interpreters. They are "speaking" a different language than you, and that language is entirely visual. Facial expressions are a key component of that language expressing punctuation, emotion, and all that other jazz. Most importantly, you are NOT the audience for that interpreter. Deaf people are. They recognize and utilize visual cues to enhance their signing for added context, urgency, etc. There are only so many signs, and they're often differentiated by facial or exaggerated physical expressions. Yes, to your ignorant, uninformed eyes, it might look silly, attention-grabbing, or whatever, but, again, YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED AUDIENCE. This is not some slapstick comedy routine.. Grow up and focus on what matters most: the conveyance of information in visual (not written) form. ~ Dad of a Deaf kid whose primary conduit of communication with her is through sign language.
  2. The version of this thread on Daily Texan forum is a good example of why there are so few Trump supporters/conservatives that post in CR. They post a bunch of misinformation, gloat about believing this killer is a Democrat, and then once the facts come out... They're gone. Scattered like cockroaches. The only reason CR is a Dem "echo chamber" is because conservatism is dead and has been replaced by pure trolling and disingenuousness. Easier to just stop posting when you can't sincerely defend your positions anymore.
  3. The old “throw out another million” maneuver. Always advocated for by those without the millions. Always the magical and obvious answer no one else has considered. It’s the ultimate ultimate weapon.
  4. 19 points
    Fuckers were at the entrance to my neighborhood this morning when I left. About six to eight police vehicles, DPS and unmarked. Had a lawn crew pulled over with about eight guys detained. When I came back a little later their truck was being towed and they were gone. I feel so much safer but now my neighbor needs to mow his fucking yard. Fuck you racist, piece of shit Republicans in the goat ass. If you all died today I would celebrate in the streets.
  5. Always amazed the armed to the teeth white nationalists are apprehended safely when the black guy selling loosie cigarettes or mistakenly passing a counterfeit $20 bill is choked to death by a white cop.
  6. Vodney Cleveland canceling the Miami OV and committing June 21st
  7. He's hedging now Also, Spiegelman on Rivals just put in a Texas pick for Cleveland.
  8. 15 points
    Donald Trump's Phone for Americans Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
  9. My wife doesn't understand why I'm always asking if she's stuck when she goes under the bed to get something or when she's getting her clothes out of the dryer.
  10. 14 points
    So is he just rebranding all those Obama phones?
  11. 14 points
    Spyware vendors waiting for the Trump phone to drop
  12. Would have been even better if you incorporated some emojis with exaggerated expressions throughout.
  13. Wordle 1,458 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. @closetojumping failed to pony up the extra million needed to land him.
  15. https://247sports.com/player/trenton-henderson-46141863/
  16. I'll tell you what I'm looking at: the next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, Phase 3!
  17. Lamar Brown is scripting a perfect playbook on how to get paid even when the ultimate conclusion is inevitable.
  18. Uhhhh, they're just going to keep refueling one another. Don't need to land.
  19. 12 points
    I can't remember where I read it, but somewhere I saw a comment regarding attendance at the parade...."more people showed up for the WKRP turkey drop." The randomness of that comment cracked me up.
  20. Talking about whether the shooter is left or right distracts from the underlying issue of how our political leadership is fanning the flames repeatedly and creating domestic terrorism, coupled with a mental health crisis and a national gun violence issue
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  22. Wordle 1,458 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1239 8️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1242 (16.06.2025) 4/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Streak: 1 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Connections Puzzle #736 🟪🟦🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  23. For some reason I was craving an egg salad sandwich from Thundercloud so I ordered it online and asked my wife to pick it up on the way home. I included "I ordered it from the one behind Cane's off Bee Cave road" I get a frantic call "you ordered from the wrong store, they don't have your order but if you send me the receipt they will make it" So I email her the receipt. About 10 seconds later I hear a man say in the background "Ma'am this is Jersey Mikes"
  24. Good night, sweet F-14 prince! The reason the rest of the Middle East is silent or complicit is simple. Iran has long been a destabilizing, revisionist entity trying to achieve regional hegemony by undermining other nations and messing up trade. Iran has been the engine behind the Houthis, Hezbollah, much of the Syrian civil war, Iraq instability, and more. Its long been a truism that the actual most likely target for an Iranian bomb is not Tel Aviv, it’s Riyadh. That’s not necessarily the opinion of the “Arab Street” which is more motivated by longstanding insecurities and grievances and just wants to see the West take a bloody nose, but it is the unified opinion of anyone in a position of responsibility in the entire region.
  25. Was that the same bill that MAGA dipshits were excoriating Walz for saying he'd sign because it was basically a poison pill if he didn't. Walz didn't necessarily agree with it but there were really bad ramifications if he didn't sign it, like the MN GOP were going to do some really, really serious harm to the state. (Sorry this is vague AF but I wouldn't even know how to go searching for this. But basically, MAGA thinks it's found a "gotcha" for Walz. And I wonder if this is the same bill Hortman voted for.) This family is simply rotten to the core. There is nothing redeemable about any of them at this point and I wish nothing but the worst on all of them.
  26. fla_agfan 6:53p, 6/11/25 Honestly, there are 2 that stick out for me. 2011 loss to the orange a-holes 2024 loss to the orange a-holes.
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  29. Wordle 1,458 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #736 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. I have three Gen-Z sons and none of them have issues with finding relationships. F250 DNA will continue to spread amongst the species.
  31. I’d like to watch his pussy ass drown in the lake.
  32. This is a good point and it’s almost a constant with how the SEC honks cover Texas in every sport and damned near every subject. I imagine it could take these mouthbreathing rubes decades to get a handle for how things are now going to work. The dynamic has changed, dummies.
  33. They don't want the first live fire for a young back-up to be taken in a hostile environment against a highly talented team. The Troy guy was a free take who does not threaten the room. Owens is getting paid to be a quality back-up who could take over due to long term injury. Troy guy isn't giving Texas that kind of answer.
  34. Yeah, this is far, far worse than the House version. Check out the map and article. Basically all of the public lands in those 11 states will be up for sale. https://www.wilderness.org/articles/media-resources/120-million-acres-public-lands-eligible-sale-senr-budget-reconciliation-package And the map: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/instant/basic/index.html?appid=821970f0212d46d7aa854718aac42310
  35. Wordle 1,458 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Let's hope Mr. Ah Loo is honored more for being killed during an effort to save lives than someone who was killed trying to breach a secure area in the Capitol riot.
  37. Wordle 1,458 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  38. 10 points
    It's been a real bummer seeing more and more AI art getting posted on Surly.
  39. Porn gives us hope...that sex is possible.
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