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  1. Push boundaries like creating the nation's biggest and best NIL collective, spending more in NIL than everyone else in the nation, while killing the portal and ending with the #1 recruiting class in the nation, LITERALLY LAST YEAR? Other schools are pushing those kinds of boundaries? Oh wait, some 17 year olds made non binding decisions based on absurd potential numbers before fall camp has even started and you for some unknown reason let that ruin your entire mental state...but oh, ah yes, Texas and their vaginal tendencies. How the fuck have you not been crowdsourced yet you thin skinned puta, take your pants pissing over to Orangebloods
  2. Here's the thing about "it's funny to piss off the liberals, sweet liberal tears" reasoning that so many of these fuckers employed. WHY does this shitbaggery "piss off liberals?" It's NOT because liberals are pissed about losing things for THEMSELVES. It is LITERALLY because "liberals" are concerned about how these policies affect everyone, INCLUDING "MAGA Lady Suzanne." I don't fucking depend on Medicaid, I almost certainly never will. Medicaid evaporating doesn't directly affect me personally, not in the slightest. But....it would hurt millions of my neighbors and countrymen, and I don't want that to happen to them. So, the idiocy of MAGA choosing a path of "I like to piss off group X, which cares about other people, by voting for policies that will hurt 'other people'" is so perfectly stupid, and the absolute bullseye capture of our times.
  3. maybe I’m losing my vision as well because I don’t see the problem here, suzi.
  4. 16 points
    I'm to the point where I feel like I need to give up social media and likely news in general for one reason and one reason only: I am fucking sick of the cruelty and the fact that it is so widely celebrated. It is simply beyond me that this president and his whole fucking party are fucking jubilant at the idea of immigrants...criminal records or no...are being shipped to 'Alligator Alcatraz'. Hot as balls, it took a good deal of water just from a simple rainstorm, and it's basically tents in the middle of the Everglades. What happens when the inevitable hurricane hits? Are these people evacuated out of there or will the fact that they may just have to ride it out where they are just something else these fucking mouthbreathing retards can whip their skippies over. What the fuck have we become? And where the fuck is Congress? Where are the fucking guardrails that are supposed to be keeping shit like this from happening? It's not humane. It sure as hell ain't Christian. I'd like to think that the majority of people are mortified by all of this and it's impossible to believe that all we can do is wait for the next election cycle and pray that the majority of people see it for what it is. But I'm not sure that will happen.
  5. 16 points
    You guys don't have to play this game
  6. “It was a tough decision, but I followed my heart and Florida is the place for me,” Guervil told Rivals. “When I left Texas, I thought it was Texas, but I came home, I thought about it a lot, I prayed about it and Florida was in my heart.”
  7. Just so we’re on the same page here, you do realize that you’re actively engaging with one of the lowest IQ, highest vaginally juiced fucktards in all of longhorn netdom, right?
  8. 11 points
    stop calling him a dictator, right @StassneyHorn?
  9. I very much suspected this was kind of what's been going on but seeing in put in writing by someone who actually knows WTF is going on is very, very heartening. I am very much looking forward to flip season (NO JINX) as certain teams underperform and/or realize that their mouths have written checks that their asses just can't cash Also, I am GREATLY looking forward to watching Riley crash and burn (I mean, more than he already has) at USC. Couldn't happen to a better coach or program Edit: I also think it's EXTREMELY important to note that our very talented, very promising, young roster has lost virtually no one of any real consequence (sorry Savion Red, you didn't count in 2024 and you don't count now). That is HUGE and is being greatly underestimated by a significant portion of the board. You think losing Kendal Guervil sucks? Imagine Ryan Wingo, Colin Simmons, or even Alex January transferring to tOSU or Michigan. Guervil (and the rest of the defeats, pending or otherwise, from the 2026 class, some of which may very well wind up being temporary), are pinpricks at most - and I firmly believe the end result will wind up being very, very gruntling to the non-doomer portions of this board
  10. If it doesn't have the animatronic rat re-igniting decades old nightmares, sorry I'm out.
  11. We donkey punched all of college football last cycle and have been highly successful in the portal but yea I guess let’s have a good old fashioned freak out for the hell of it. The money is there, we are gonna get ours. It’s as simple as that.
  12. The swelled ranks of Proud Boys will set fire to them and roll them into the police barricades to seize the Capitol. Fine people.
  13. 10 points
    How these people resolve the dissonance regarding Trumps actions is truly the most amazing psychological event of our lifetimes. I’m just not sure that we have seen anything like it on such a mass scale. Some might argue that to some extent Nazi Germany, but the amount of media coverage and exposure we have to it now makes it even more remarkable.
  14. This is a Bridge Colby special. And the goal is to help Russia win to try and get Ukraine to give up. A lesson for all involved is that you can do everything the admin demands and their word is worthless.
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  16. of course. Shitbags of a feather...
  17. Yeah thats working great
  18. It's as I've been saying, one of three things is happening, probably all at different places: 1) Programs are making up money and hoping to backfill it on success and rev share later. (USC, at least) 2) Programs are foregoing what they have on campus to make big offers to recruits and build from there. (ATM, Florida) 3) Programs are going to wash through more than $20.5M and call it all rev share, whatever the numbers are. (LSU) There are probably some morons who just aren't calculating the current roster much at all for future monetary needs and just assuming "it will work itself out" when, indeed, it very well may not.
  19. The first rule in cheating, is to talk about how you’re not cheating
  20. When we have an administration that allows truth to be reported.
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  27. Do they? Do they? The Meme That Hilariously Won't Die: Craig James Killed Five Hookers at SMU - D Magazine
  28. Well, except for the #1 class last year and top five ones before that.
  29. ...I'll be home by dinner time or so. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/02/business/chuck-e-cheese-adults-arcade-spinoff "Inside each Chuck’s Arcade will be a mixture of immersive virtual reality games and classic games like Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga, Mortal Kombat, Donkey Kong and Centipede." Yep, once there's one of these nearby, I'll be killing time there one weekend afternoon for sure. Yeah, I go to Pinballz sometimes, but shit....that's the good stuff.
  30. He’s always been on ignore for me every time he’s changed his handle. In fact, I always know when he's changed his handle because I will have 17 consecutive ignored posts from a handle I’ve never seen before.
  31. Yeah let’s denaturalize and deport a candidate because you don’t like him. Just normal politics. Total derangement syndrome if you think it’s a problem. Those boots must taste like candy. “Drive by post….” lol, every accusation…
  32. Wait I thought you said the voters get to decide? If NYC elects a democratic socialist as mayor to implement change in that city don’t you support their right to do so? Of course not because you’re a lying sack of shit who only cares what your dear leader says.
  33. I think it’s more probably that the slew of government agencies looking into his businesses would have found some egregious crimes, so to avoid prison he had to be in a position to gut those agencies or otherwise have their attention refocused. Fuck Elon, he can go cry into his my pillow.
  34. I just remind myself anybody that works for OB is a fucking idiot.
  35. Suchomel comment feels like click-bail bullshit to me. That's a lot of words without any specifics on a recruitment that was assumed to go Texas' way the whole time. He's a top-10 national player and the announcement seemed like a somewhat foregone conclusion. Have to manufacture some drama in the days leading up to it. That's what I'm telling myself, at least.
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