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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/11/25 in all areas

  1. 24 points
    Update: I received an unexpected call from a Detective from Oakland. Someone had called in and reported my mugging and the black sedan. They must have given a partial license, because the detective said that their crime detection cameras and license plate scanner had found the car quickly. Using my credit card information from the gas station they found my address and phone number, and called me to ask if I was in Oakland on Monday around 11:30. When I confirmed I was mugged around then and my watch stolen, the detective was extremely happy. They weren’t sure if anything was taken, but the guy they arrested had just gotten out of jail for robbing people at gas stations. There was also a mini crime spree Saturday, Sunday and Monday, which they think mostly involved this guy at nearby gas stations. Because of the information I gave them (watch stolen) they were now formally charging him with a felony. I told the detective that I would be happy to fly to Oakland on my dime to testify, and to tell the Dipshit that at the pre-trial. Given that I never made a police report, the fact Oakland detectives tracked me down and have arrested a likely suspect is pretty damn awesome. Remind me not to go crime-ing in Oakland. oh. They got a subpoena for the car from the scan match - and found what looks to be some stolen stuff in it. If they find my watch, they will send it to me after the case is closed.
  2. Samari Matthews to Texas!!! https://247sports.com/player/samari-matthews-46135831/
  3. the dumbest racist people alive. line them up and give them a 2+2 supplement. the world would instantly be better
  4. These people's minds are so fucking broken. At what point are the commissioners and judge liabile for gross negligence? I used to live in San Francisco. I moved there for work. My family is from a tiny west Texas town. My grandfather passed in 2019, so I took a late night plane in order to get there for the funeral. When I arrived, the wake was already over, but the funeral director let me in to see the casket before the funeral. After a few minutes, he started asking me where I lived, what I did, the usual, and when I said San Francisco, he went on this huge rant about what a hell hole it was, Obama, etc. All while I'm sitting here in an otherwise empty church room trying to mourn my grandfather.
  5. 16 points
    please ensure that "I've got a lighter and I want us to die" makes it into testimony.
  6. I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best seat in the house for WS G6 2022…he also had the worst seat in the house for WS G7 2019 but we won’t talk about that
  7. Don't worry DJ, you still have time to declare a major
  8. Hey remember that time the Obama and Biden administrations tried to give Kerr County money for flood safety infrastructure and the county commissioners were like "fuck that" and the citizens were like "yeah don't take money from evil communists" and then a bunch of people died for no fucking reason on the Fourth of July, including dozens of little girls at a Christian camp?
  9. Texas basically handed him to UH. They shit all over ATM to him and his camp, then soft-pedaled being able to bring him in for a visit. I assume they’re looking at UH as one of several quality development programs that they can prey upon when they feel like it in the future. Fritz is an excellent coach and it looks like he and his staff can develop guys. I’m all for it. UH has been a shitheel school to Texas for the past 60+ years, including recently fucking with the plans to add a UT campus to Houston. Never mind bleachergate and all of the dirty shit they’ve always done. I’ll find it very fulfilling if Texas feeds off of their success with regularity.
  10. another post from that thread, the audio of these racist, dumb fuck retards passionately pleading with their county to reject all of biden’s “corrupt and communist” federal money. fuck these people.
  11. I've been trying to figure out the right time/place/thread to mention this...but I'm going to be keeping my eye on Camp El Tesoro outside Fort Worth. It's a regular summer camp, but one week each summer they function as a children's grief camp known as Camp El Tesoro de la Vida. https://www.campfirefw.org/camps/grief-camp/ From their website: My wife volunteered as a counselor years ago and we have friends who have worked closely with the camp for many years. Most of the kids who attend have lost a parent, sibling or caregiver. Their policy has always been that they'll find a way to fund any kid who needs to be there, so they work closely with Cook's Children in Fort Worth and rely on scholarships a great deal. It's a great organization and I'm curious if they may look into expanding their services in the aftermath of the flood this year. Like I said, I'll be keeping my eye on it and will provide updates if they are doing anything to "recruit" campers/siblings impacted by floods or if they have fundraising needs.
  12. There aren't enough fuck yous in the world for him
  13. Blueberry Hill Farm & Rescue in Mena, AR was a place near-and-dear to 8-year-old Eloise "Lulu" Peck's heart. Lulu started a dog-walking service this summer and donated half of what she made to Blueberry Hill. Her family is asking anyone who wants to honor Lulu's life to make donations in her name to Blueberry Hill. The farm is going to name a new puppy house after her. It will be called "Lulu's Puppy Hut." Lulu loved spaghetti but not as much as she loved dogs and cats, she said. Lulu was also a big Longhorns fan. 🤘 https://blueberryhillfarmandrescue.org/
  14. These people are nuts. I can’t read any more of this shit and I cannot believe this was taken seriously. They didn’t take the grant money to install an alert system because vaccines? W.T.F. I’m broken at this point. Sorry if this is repeated but this shit is raw to me. Just found out I know someone missing. Fuck this whole timeline.
  15. Hear me out here: They might be promising money they don't actually have yet.
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  17. When he committed, he seemed really happy.
  18. Buddy of mine threw out the 1st pitch on Weds, and dropped his mom's ashes on the mound, Shawshank style - she was a huge fan and he used to post pics of them at games all the time. Very cool moment.
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  21. See if you can guess what I did yesterday.
  22. Very subtle message on his t shirt ... lulz.
  23. suddenly you're the king of brevity? lol. p'shaw
  24. Everytime I returned home from camp, my mom had a new car in the driveway and my dad appeared sexually sated. #campeconomics
  25. Connections Puzzle #761 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Wordle 1,483 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1264 9️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thrice Game #743 → 11 points! 🎲: 2️⃣1️⃣3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ https://thricegame.com
  26. So the pressures of countless political attacks and public scrutiny caused him to stick his dick in someone other than his wife's holiest of holies? Man, it must be great to use your faith as a get out of jail free card. Of course, you certainly don't extend that grace to anyone else, you fucking piece of shit. I hope it all spills out and MAGA sees yet another charlatan they put their dipshit faith behind.
  27. The only qualified person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels
  28. I’ll condone it all day long. They are kidnapping people in unmarked vehicles and in unmarked cosplay get ups. Fuck em.
  29. Connections Puzzle #760 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Wordle 1,482 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1263 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #742 → 12 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣1️⃣2️⃣ https://thricegame.com
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