Gather 'round, Ags. Got some insight for ya.
C'mon, William. You're not fooling anybody with the head shot.
Mention Bussey?
Check. I understand that he's learned how to fly over the summer. Greatest recruit since Bear Bryant nearly killed his team in Junction.
Modeling agency standard?
Check. And, correct, William, that's not what it was. But what a dreamy thought as you drift off to sleep in the manly man cave mom let you set up in the basement.
Quantum mechanics and popularity?
Check. Sorta like Schrödinger's cat. His speed is unknown unless öbserved. Umlauts all över the place. Roma's pronunciation guide for the kids at home. The girls can't stop whispering about the handsome would-be 5-star. Look out, Brauny, he may be dreamier than you!
Okay, I'm giving up the question-check thing. It's exhausting.
Nobody manages a single catch against the likes of Florida or Bowling Fucking Green (have you heard about how veteran the team was?). The one against Bowling Green was terrific! He punked NMSU. Lars, I like to call him Lars, showed up. Nobody can blame him for not taking over the SEC (EEEEK!) night games that followed.
SEC night games. 'Nuff said. Had Collin Klein called the touchdown play, the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas lay waste to tu.
William on blocking. First, the goal:
Yes. Good blocking. Great point. Lars should strive for that.
Never mind, Lars. You can't do it. They don't exist. May as well try to be a unicorn or conference champion. Crazy talk.
And now, William's stream of consciousness excercise.
1 Poor Micah. The girls say he's got the b.o. and a hairy back. Ewwwww!
2 We all wish we could speak to Cole Cubelic. Not with him. He's boring. Somehow that connects to "them" bringing in Riley for Auburn. Either Cubelic or Riley were mauling people. Cubelic actually had to listen to all this.
3 Add an improved Lars! Can you imagine? Lars out their mauling people with Cubelic or Riley in the Auburn game? And Lars would be improved had that happened!
4 What about the football he played against Florida, Bowling Green, and NMSU, William? What about the drops and missed blocks in the terrifying gloom of an SEC night game? Huh? He was evidently a good enough blocker for that.
Maybe you can call somebody who works at a fan site that specializes in this sort of thing.
1 Oddly, he doesn't mention how it went. Probably game-winning.
2 I don't know who "they" are, but I'd be surprised to hear (or see, in William's case) anyone say that. "Hey, we are going to throw some jump balls to this dude," remarked Coach Spicolli.
I believe William to be correct about Lars and Niblack being problematic.