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  1. Brisketexan

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  4. closetojumping

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/23/25 in all areas

  1. Saw this insightful reply to a DawgNation post on (gasp) FB. Seems legit.
  2. This has been by far the best offseason since the 2000s. And while there have been any number of reasons for it, Georgia nation losing their collective minds this past week is helping immensely to what had already been awesome sauce. The message boards are aflame with accusations. I've watched Mike Griffith lose his mind on Dawgnation as well as the Paul Finebaum show. "Of course Texas gets a bye week before they play Georgia. Of course they do." We caused Film Guy to go into an existential crisis regarding his offseason podcasts. "We cultivated a relationship with Tyler Atkinson since he was in the 8th grade. Do relationships even matter any more? What's the point of covering recruiting if it's all going to be transactional? Derrick Cooper didn't even visit Texas. The thing that really bothers me is the lack of transparency. Sarkisian up there flat out lying about we don't lead with NIL..." "...what do you guys think? What should the channel cover during the offseason since there's no point in talking about recruiting? This is the lifeblood of college football, but I'm seeing that people aren't going to even follow recruiting if this is what it's come down to." I'm paraphrasing here. Some guy named Coach Hayes brings up the clip of Mukuba hitting Stockton down near the goal line in the SEC championship game, playing in slow motion over and over again, saying this is what Texas teaches these kids. So many of the Georgia talking heads taking exception to Texas Longhorn fans arrogance on different social media outlets. Keep up the good work, everyone! And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel. I always said the SEC fan bases think Alabama fans are arrogant. They are only getting a taste so far. We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be.
  3. These days, there seem to be three different announcements: Commitment, Shutting Down Recruitment, Signing NLI (or enrolling if NLIs are no longer a thing).
  4. This isn't as far-fetched as you make it sound; that Georgia poster has us dead to rights unfortuantely. @closetojumping position with the Texas One Fund is similar to how Gustavo Fring utilized Mike Ehremntraut, general muscle/security, plus competitor subterfuge. CTJ was actually in the backseat of Calicuts' 2014 Kia; he just kept gaslighting him, saying, "Bet you won't shoot him pussy. Bet you won't" as they were leaving the McDonalds parking lot
  5. Seems some posters on here have been taking All Gas, No Brakes a little bit too literally. Between all this Georgia talk and lead-foot surly posters, it is a bad time to be a motor vehicle
  6. Dave Campbell's Texas Football just released their first-ever fold-out cover:
  7. Wait till you see the plan he has in place to frame Ojo for stealing copper from construction buildings, or the blueprints we are drafting to frame Lamar Brown for putting invasive fish into Louisiana swamps around Baton Rouge
  8. I didn't realize that Kirby had so many former players that posted here. Weird!
  9. "and another thing: We don’t have any fear. please dont put in the newspaper that there is fear here."
  10. I think Trump may be close to cancelling his WSJ subscription.
  11. Kirby Smart quotes on culture: You don’t get the culture you want, You get the culture you build. One standard. One voice. One team. What you allow is what grows What a tool.
  12. Fox can’t question dear leader…
  13. “Ok Sark, here’s the plan: We’re going to fake a shooting so that Chase Calicut gets arrested. How’s that sound?”
  14. I would like to take this opportunity to say fuck Merrick Garland
  15. I'm just in support of that phone law. That and more impeding the flow of traffic tickets for people driving 55 mph in the left lane on an 70 mph limit interstate. Both would make driving substantially safer, coming from a guy who hates traffic laws in general.
  16. Georgia fans starting to reach aggy levels of conspiracy theories.
  17. Oh really you stupid cunts. You just “uncovered” all this shit. All corporate media are culpable in this abortion of a presidency. I hope you all go to hell and spend eternity getting fucked with the dildo from seven
  18. You guys should be taking all of this to the private board before we're discovered and those damned kids ruin our plot.
  19. He is from Dorne, so that makes sense.
  20. He didn't say which August.
  21. When I was a youngster I bumped into Ozzy Osbourne at Sound Warehouse on Shepard. He was there to do a promo for KLOL. The only thing I could find for him to sign was a large poster board… I asked him to sign it "pretty big." He did.
  22. 14 points
    So they’re going to name it The Whore House?
  23. I know Matt Davis well. When I was a baby lawyer my firm lent out associates to muni court to prosecute traffic citations to give us trial experience. He wrote thousands of BS tickets per year and he and his buddies were scamming taxpayers with overtime. I wrote about it at the time on Hornfans. He and his buddy would write a massive amount of tickets at speed traps. Often putting each other as witnesses. So they would be called to court multiple times per week. They would sign in at 8 am when court started in multiple courts. Then give the bailiff there phone numbers. So they would be earning OT pay starting at 8 am. Then they would disappear to go work side security jobs, and when we would try and call them as a witness the bailiff would say they were unavailable or in another court. In the off chance we could get them to show up, they would say they needed their other cop buddy listed on the ticket as a witness to make the case. They would never be available. So we would end up having to dismiss all their tickets. These guys were fleecing the city for hundreds of thousands of dollars in OT. Everyone in the court knew exactly what these assholes were doing. One assistant DA reported them. Matt Davis stalked the assistant DA and found out where he drank. Gave him a DWI charge in retaliation. That scared most off. It was Davis, an asian cop I cannot remember his name, and another cop named Running. The Chronicle finally reported on them and noted they had fleeced the city out of a million in OT. It was more than that. Davis was writing about 10,000 tickets per month. So many of us probably were ticketed by him. He pulled me over on Allen Parkway once with a line of other cars with his buddies. I was not even speeding. You can recognize the prick because he always wore Oakley sunglasses.
  24. https://www.secrant.com/georgia-sports/georgia-offensive-lineman-jahzare-jackson-arrested-on-felony-drug-charge/119485332/ Another of Kirby's finest!!
  25. 13 points
    Anyone trying to earnestly engage with Ana at this point needs to seek therapy.
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  28. Something I heard today: "If it wasn't for gun violence, I'd believe that America didn't have schools."
  29. 13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies.
  30. Biden didn't do it because in the United States of America as it was once known, the government did not release criminal investigation materials except by indicting and trying targets of the investigation. Full stop. That's why the judges aren't going to release any grand jury materials. This is the way we've always done it. For better or worse, Joseph Robinette Biden followed the rules and norms of the United States of America. Releasing criminal investigation materials outside the context of a criminal trial was a non-starter for Biden and 44 of his predecessors. Dotard Jackleg Trump has no respect for the United States of America, its institutions, rules, and norms. He was always going to do this to curry favor with the QAnon MAGAts, that is, for political advantage, for himself, as usual. Until he figured out the shit was going to splash on him at least as much as anyone else.
  31. Bold of you to assume two regulars here go to the gym
  32. Mike Johnson is just itching to get down to South Beach to suck as many dicks as humanly possible for the rest of the summer.
  33. 11 points
    Petition to rename thread: Things Not Going Well For Aunt Tom
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