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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/26/25 in all areas

  1. I have no idea what will happen, but I’d feel much better if Helobious weighed in to tell us that Trump will exit this situation unscathed.
  2. aggy’s running back thinks that Burke is a fucking stud
  3. I'll sum it up for those of you who won't click the link. Several AI photos of current SEC coaches ballooned out and renamed accordingly... Except Elko. His picture is unedited 🤣
  4. Since this is the recruiting thread, I'd recommend learning how to be 6'5 and 300+ pounds. Running a 4.3 40 is also recommended.
  5. One of my favorite TV gags of all time came from a show called “Third Rock from the Sun,” which starred John Lithgow, as the leader of a small group of aliens posing as humans on earth. In one episode, William Shatner plays The aliens leader who comes to visit them on earth. John Lithgow is there to greet him at the airport when Shatner steps off the plane. Shatner says, “the flight was terrible, there was something on the wing but no one would believe me.” And Lithgow shout “me too!” Kristen Johnson was also my introduction to unconventionally attractive women
  6. 10 points
    Encinitas milfs are the best.
  7. Unfortunately, the one area that Helobious seems to nail is Trump. He can communicate on MAGA's wavelength in a way the rest of us simply cannot.
  8. 10 points
    Scotland ain’t fookin’ around
  9. turnip in Scotland.
  10. Wordle 1,498 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #776 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  11. Wife is out of town with my daughter, son is at Grand Lake with friends, and the dogs and I are holding down the homestead. Cheese enchiladas were calling for me but I didn’t want to cook a batch by myself. Y Mas is seven hour drive, praying that Chili Parlor stays in business, and the golden memory of Dart Bowl is fleeting. It’s been a while since I hit El Rancho Grande on 11th Street in Tulsa (open since 1953) as last time was a little off. With that said, they were on point tonight with the finest plate of old school Texas Mex cheese enchiladas I’ve had since eating in a bowling alley on Grover Ave. Ladies and gentlemen, the Night Hawk plate (I inquired if name had anything to do with Nighthawk in Austin and waiter had no idea). Onions were inside the tortillas but next time I’m requesting more on top.
  12. I hope they lose every game. Every. By 1,000. i hope their coach gets caught fucking donkeys and their school president is caught fingering male rabbits for jollies. fuck them all
  13. Once you commit to aggy and show how dumb you are, of course your ranking drops.
  14. Can you imagine how good that 2022 highest rated class of all time must have been considering all 4 services are systematically conspiring against A&M? Surely that collection of talent must have won at least 2 or 3 titles.
  15. We have to pay back things now?
  16. But… why did he use that image of Vance though? Lol
  17. The quest for new lows on this board has always been intense and competitive, but it seems we are in the golden age of dog shit thread derailments.
  18. I've been reading a lot of British fiction lately. The Brit term for milf is the delightful "yummy mummy."
  19. Wordle 1,498 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #776 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1279 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. Wordle 1,498 4/6* [emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟨 🟨🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 96 luck on my first guess. I eliminated all but five words. Still took me four guesses.
  21. College, namely a 4-year degree from an accredited institution, is required for some career paths and helpful for others. For some, it is an unnecessary and irrecoverable waste of 4 years of one's life and the cause of a serious financial burden. If one does not know what he wants to do in life but is pretty sure he wants it to be at a desk in someone else's employ, a solid degree is a wise starting point. If he does not know at all what he wants, he should just work for a few years and get an idea before spending 6 figures worth of his or someone else's money on something that may be useless. Our society has grown to treat college as de rigeur 13th grade.
  22. Wordle 1,498 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 1,498 3/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1279 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 1,498 4/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #776 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  25. Wordle 1,498 6/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Connections Puzzle #776 🟦🟪🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 1,498 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1279 9️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #758 → 9 points! 🎲: 2️⃣1️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ https://thricegame.com
  27. Matt Hayes? That guy has been writing about college football for almost 30 years now. He has seen it all. Just kidding. He’s an idiot. Here is a saved copy of his pre-season 2005 article about who had a better QB, Texas or Texas A&M. He uses his keen insight and analytical abilities to cut through the hype.
  28. 7 points
    I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed. Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here? How do I stay here?
  29. The episode where the guy who loves to read goes into a bank vault to read during his lunch break and survives a nuclear war is greatness. Don’t want to spoil the ending.
  30. You're still posting here, so it's not likely.
  31. I have no issue with it. Men should stop being gross, creepy, abusive, etc and maybe this wouldn’t happen. Maybe they’ll pick it up on it after they get rejected for dates by women who found their behavior via other women who dealt with it already Women gotta look out for each other bc ain’t nobody looking out for them otherwise
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