I fucking hate that fucking arsonist so this is just the cherry on top of a wonderful fucking day.
Fellas we just replaced 4 fucking piece of shit ass players that we've been playing every day for the last fucking month with Jeremy Fucking Pena, Carlos Fucking Correa, Urias and Jesus. Those guys are alright. Who they are playing for instead are awful.
Your best 9 in the playoffs:
Diaz, Walker, Urias, Pena, Correa, Alvarez, Jesus, Cam, Altuve-DH.
Bench- Dubon, Caratini, Matthews, Melton. That team FUCKS. The best news is- other than Alvarez all those fuckers are here. So, Melton, Matthews or Caratini in his spot (If Caratini then Altuve to LF and Caratini to DH, if anyone else they play LF) and that team is fucking tits defensively (other than LF) and not a bad hitter offensively.
Whooooooooooooooo!
Also- everyone other than Caratini is back for at least next year. Everyone other than Dubon is back for 2027. This is awesome!