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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/15/25 in all areas

  1. 37 points
    OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet
  2. 29 points
    Real assassination attempt, hit by a tiny piece of shrapnel, "protected" by a bunch of unprepared clowns, and there is no God is the most logical explanation.
  3. Wait, they're actually room mates? It's not just a joke? CTJ, you might as well pay me that $100 today.
  4. And all the avowed segregationists who showed up to throw rocks at buses bringing black children to their school would show up every Sunday and teach Bible school and bring pound-cakes to shut-ins. They would check on their white neighbors - and lend them a truck if theirs was temporarily broken down. IOW, “extremely decent” people. If some uppity blacks were lynched for being uppity, those same people would not shed a tear, and they certainly wouldn’t turn in the Klan member neighbors who they thought participated. Being decent to your own is not worth much if you’re not decent to everybody. And that is the simple truth. Edit: I did not read the thread before I responded and so did not see the brisket post right above me
  5. I love that maga-tards hate this shit
  6. It's when a film has at least two named female characters who have dialogue with one another.
  7. Smith looked great as a freshman and LeFau looked good last year too. I think people like to get caught up in the notion of zero sum competitions during camps, but my outlook is similar to yours. It’s okay to have a bunch of really good to great ball players at numerous positions who can rotate and keep each other fresh.
  8. I'll be so thrilled if this kid's back to 100%. What a boost it could be, to get an elite RB back. And he sounds like a great kid (esp. the last comment in the clip.)
  9. I wish I could say the same thing. My dad has gone from a never Trumper in 2020 to a full blown supporter. In the last few weeks he has told me that he thinks Trump is a good man, that tariffs are a good thing for the economy and that gas in CA is $8/gallon because Newsome shut down the refineries. They believe so many things that are objectively false and easily disprovable with 2 min of Google searches. But he sits at home, mainlining Fox News all day long and believes them over anything else. Had dinner with him 2 nights ago because my youngest is going off to college. It was such a strained conversation because all he wants to talk about is his dumb Fox News shit but he knows that I won't abide that. So we had several long, awkward silences as I tried to think of safe topics to discuss. And even then, he tried to slip some bullshit into the conversation a couple of times but stopped when it was immediately refuted. I want the man who raised me back and I know he's gone forever. He's 85 and has been fully consumed by the right wing propaganda machine.
  10. I'm sure Malakai cares deeply about all of these penalties that Larry Ellison will write off on the "misc small charges" section of his personal budget
  11. Dipshit magats are a fucking caricature of themselves. They look exactly like we think they would look. Uneducated, racists dipshits. The only thing we're missing from the video is a fat, bald, goatee dipshit wearing Nascar sunglasses. How it started. How it ended.
  12. 12 points
    Deleted after noticing the knee pads
  13. I guarantee you that most of the people in this photo would have been characterized as "decent people" by their peers at the time. The kind of folks who would bring over a meal unsolicited when a neighbor is sick. Honest, hardworking folks. Churchgoing. All that stuff. Also, super happy to be at a lynching. We're at the "so, other than being happy members of a lynch mob, they're really decent people" stage. Enough. Enough with the rationalizing, forgiving, etc. The people in the photo above are evil scum. In a just world, they would have been driven out of society altogether. Their spiritual heirs today are no different. Ya. Basta. Enough.
  14. My honest worry is that these guys have so completely gone in the tank on the guy that expectations simply cannot be met. If he catches 35 for 600 and 4 tds on the season, there are various idiots who will be disappointed. That would be a solid first season for anyone. That said, our sample size is one target on a bad read from Arch where Jaggy dropped the ball and then Sarkisian could be seen gently berating Manning on the sidelines and saying “don’t throw it to that guy”. I think my expectations are calibrated correctly. It’s all of you who are going to be crying in your beers as Daylan McCutcheon passes him on the DC after the Florida game.
  15. Bullshit. They may seem decent to you because they perceive you as part of their in group. They support hateful policies against those they perceive as the “other” and so are not decent people. Don’t be fooled.
  16. False. Quit using ignorance as an excuse for hate and evil. Enough. You choose evil, you are evil. "A lot of extremely decent people supported the nazis. They are just trapped in a feedback loop blah blah blah." Fuck that. You KNOW that demonization of the other for who they are is evil and wrong, and you embrace it. You are evil and shit.
  17. Gerry posited that Smith's ascension doesn't necessarily mean a one for one replacement with a current starter, but rather the staff would really like to give Hill more plays off during the course of the season to ensure he's healthy and fresh in January. Seemed like they think Smith can provide tons of snaps at either LB spot.
  18. 11 points
    Putin got what he wanted- international recognition again. And a fucking red carpet.
  19. RIP, Harley. We lost him suddenly yesterday, some sort of stroke due to a large internal mass. Harley, you picked my son, and he picked you, almost instantly at the shelter over 10 years ago. We weren't there five minutes. You were an inseperable pair. You gave my boy the perfect companionship through the years. As we prepare to send him off to Chicago for college, I figured we would lean on each other until he returned. But, you crawl under that big blanket and watch over him. Don't worry, we will take care of him down here. • Harley loved snuggling under a good blanket. You would look over and there would be a blanket with a small lump in the middle. No head, paw or tail poking out. • pictured in grey and white is Rufus. All our kids dogs are very old. He can neither see or hear but he eats and shits just fine. Rufus is a good man too and still with us at 15.
  20. I don’t read minds. You support Trump, you are evil in my book. It may not be purposeful or malicious, but ignorant. You may live life with well meaning values, but if you support pain on innocents, what is the end value? Dude facilitated a coup that everyone saw on live TV. We can forgive if people admit mistakes. But we wont forget.
  21. I got some good news today in that my PET scan didn't show anything in my liver is going to be a problem/malignant, so I am a go on Monday for my first of four rounds to blast this lymph node spot to hell.
  22. Next time, just post the fwd:fwd:fwd email from Grandma
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  26. 10 points
    Gawd damn this guy is the most pathetic human being in the history of human beings
  27. 10 points
    Nicolle Wallace: "In 10 years we haven't seen Trump touch Melania as much as he touched Putin today."
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