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  1. ztejas

    Certifiably Surly
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  2. Sgt Hulk

    Legacy Members
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  3. Surly Bevo

    Full Members
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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/06/25 in all areas

  1. 18 points
    A better throw there by Arch, and Wingo could have dropped that one.
  2. 18 points
    @closetojumping
  3. 17 points
    Penthouse Forum has really gone downhill
  4. The SEC looks like hot garbage so far. Took us less than 13 months to kill another conference.
  5. It’s a scrub opponent. They are working on their punt block. They are going to work on a lot of things. Take a chill pill. Fuck these threads, this place turns into Texags on gameday.
  6. 13 points
    Wingo next week so he can catch a TD from Arch
  7. 11 points
    saying it out loud ....
  8. 10 points
    We were 1 blade of grass (and early season play call dumbfuckery) and multiple idiot drive extending penalties away from a different 1st week storyline. Playing with new players and combinations. Week 1 on the road against the defending champs. This team (contrary to the opinions of some) has a lot of talent and depth that will gain momentum as we go along. But it seems popular in here to try and out-doom each other when it comes to hand wringing.
  9. 10 points
    I love how much we hate Texas football.
  10. 10 points
    Where did this white boy/racisim/Arch thing come from? I just got in from the gym #quads
  11. 10 points
    ESPN on Monday: "Arch Manning only throws to white wide receiver. Does Texas have racial issues in the locker room?"
  12. I am 49 years old, and I still wake up too early on Game Day and can't fall back asleep. Let's get in the W column with many touchdowns to spare.
  13. this will always be funny. Audio wise. Always. Awesomeness and SIAP too busy to read thread lol. 😂
  14. Well, catching passes that hit him in the hands would help.
  15. 9 points
    I want to fight the person whistling.
  16. 9 points
    Just imagine how many TDs we'd have this year if all our WRs were white.
  17. 9 points
    It’s getting a bit racist on offense.
  18. 9 points
    This kid [emoji1787] He’s from Frisco and made the Jumbotron every home game last year. Being chubby and a ginger has a benefit.
  19. as a trial lawyer, i was simultaneously stunned and damn near pissed my pants laughing at any trial lawyer who would specifically state the actual brand name “Tylenol” as being the cause of autism; in doing so he opened a giant Pandora’s Box of litigation against him and the administration. yet I’m not shocked he did because he’s a regarded village idiot. Simply, add it to the massive pile of evidence that the dickwad is quite a few fries short of a Happy Meal and doesn’t know shit about fuck. fucking bring it, J & J. file that motherfucker toDAY, and the first Tuesday after 20 days subpoena his insane ass for depo…with an attached duces tecum (thank you very much)’ordering him to produce at depo ALL the shit they have. let’s roll, bitches. get this party started post haste!
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  25. Big deal, did you get in her pants?
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  27. This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy, but you want to sit there and mock their intelligence? goodluck.gif
  28. 8 points
    I know Surly loves to hate on the players and there's plenty to talk about, but I see a lot more coaching issues that directly result in many of the player issues.
  29. 8 points
    Should have been a flag for leaping.
  30. 8 points
    "It's incomplete, but we're giving him half the yards because that was badass. First Down."
  31. New sideline celebration, block a kick, high five the monkey while the assassin takes a spin on the pole.
  32. 8 points
    It's white boy day
  33. 8 points
    Poor CTJ... that has to burn his soul... Both TDs Texas has scored all season is my Jaggy McJaggerson
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