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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/08/25 in all areas

  1. Holy shit, Sark was just asked "Why is Arch's shoulder hurting?" He responded "According to who?" "Um, well he looks like he's hurting in pictures." "Well I don't photograph you guys when you're using the bathroom and ask why you're making those faces."
  2. Huh? Ohio State gained 203 yards and scored 14 points. San Jose State gained 273 yards and scored 7 points. Exactly how much stingier does this defense need to be?
  3. 19 points
    The guy who was integral in bringing Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Greyhound, and Masters of the Air to the screen is too woke for West Point. Fuck. Move over, Brisket. I'm coming on the ledge. It. Is. Over.
  4. 17 points
    This could be posted on other threads but it's succinct here. This is Trump's America. A big fuck you to everyone, including the dipshits who voted for him.
  5. To get this thread back on track, we did it. My wife and daughter are safely in our new home in New York, while I close up shop here in Texas. My daughter Facetimed me really excited. She said she was at practice talking to her coach. Her coach was complaining about the drop in temperature and my daughter said, "You could always move to Texas". To which he coach responded, "Oh no. We like our women up here, thanks!". My daughter was beyond delighted. So she is finishing up her senior year of high school and then it's off to play college vball. Her high school is super excited that they got a D1 volleyball player dropped in their laps, and she is happy to be surrounded by liberal-minded people. It sucks to be down here alone. The wife and I have been having Facetime movie dates. For their sakes the move had to be made.
  6. This may be my Christmas card to my insane MAGA family members this year.
  7. If I ever call my friend because of a qb injury rumor shoot me in the face
  8. Everyone here(Texas) thinks we are crazy for picking up and moving. I just couldn't keep staring my wife and daughter in the face day after day and telling them it will be ok. Meanwhile the state of Texas is showing it's ass week after week. I had to do something.
  9. 14 points
    Is this meant to be impressive? Good lord. I was probably clocked at faster than that this morning going through a HIIT workout with some ex-military friends.
  10. My kid went to the doctor in Fort Collins for the first time last week. When the nurse asked where she was from and she replied Texas, the nurse said "don't worry we love you here and will take of you."
  11. This guy looks like what I’d expect a farm animal turned into a human would look like in a Disney movie.
  12. Yeah, well if there is even a one percent chance that he is going to wind up with a young Handmaid, he’s not gonna risk that by voting for no damn Democrat! ”You picked a fine time to fuck me, Trump Deal. With four hungry children and a crop in the field. I’ve had some bad times, the bailouts were real fine, but this time DOGE fucked me for real. you picked a fine time to fuck me Trump deal.”
  13. 12 points
    Getting the recognition he is due
  14. Highlights: -The OL with new roles and new starters, limited in experience, isn't gelling yet. PFF says that several of them are fucking terrible. This will not get fixed or improve. -Fire Flood. -Texas lacks explosive players on offense and will have trouble scoring all year. -Arch Manning throws too many deep balls. -Arch Manning is completing 50% of his deep balls. -The game has caught up and passed the Steve Sarkisian offense by, like it was standing still. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the QB. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the lack of explosive players on offense. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the offensive line and Flood. -This defense isn't stingy enough and apparently gives up too many points. -The TEs are terrible blockers. -Nick Townsend is an awesome blocker.
  15. She should. That’s really fucking annoying.
  16. That’s just a dated way to look at things. Outside of PSU and Clemson, anyone worth reviewing as a title contender had to replace numerous players on one or both sides of the ball. Ohio State? 15 starters. Georgia? 17 starters. The list goes on. LSU? 4 of 5 starting OL, the TE, multiple guys on the front 4, etc. The portal and NIL have made parity greater and mobility an issue for roster stacking. This is also why I’m not despondent and declaring the season over. You fucking people should watch other teams play every now and then. Damned near all of the powers and pretenders struggled with weak programs. Texas didn’t look great, but they didn’t look nearly as ugly as some other big names.
  17. Counterpoint: “I got the death sentence on 12 Arkansas counties…”
  18. Still in the “if he only knew, he’d fix it” stage.
  19. This is what happens when you give 3000 lawyers nothing to do or no consequences for not doing anything.
  20. Never played football. I feel that speaks for itself, and I am highly qualified to solve this once and for all. I brought up some Youtube clips of Arch last year and played them at 0.5 speed, for absolute science purposes. His angle of release this year, using my Westcott-Manual clear protractor overlaid on the screen, is 42.3° Last year it was 44.8° My Surly Diagnosis® -- Arch has a torn rotator cuff, and possibly lupus. He'll be lucky to live to see Halloween.
  21. Epstein lady voted for Trump... "Who are you hiding for?" Probably the big cat.
  22. I couldn't give less than a fuck. It's the truth - this seemingly universal acceptance of believing what we want to believe is what got us here in the first place. We need to start calling out lies more vociferously or we won't have the ability to do it at all any more. ffs
  23. 10 points
    I heard yesterday that his approval rating is at 43%. That is just fucking incredible to me. Like if you were in a large room with 100 random people, almost half would tell you that they like what's happening right now in this country.
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  25. Man this is so fucking perfect for these threads. "I don't actually watch Texas play football on Saturdays, but I'd like to insert myself into the quarterback discussion. What should I be upset about?"
  26. I don't get his issue. He says that Trump advertised that he was getting criminal illegal immigrants. His wife is a criminal immigrant and theft/fraud is indeed classified as a crime of moral turpitude which can revoke an immigrant's legal status. So his wife is a criminal illegal immigrant. See ya.
  27. Why the fuck would anyone want to post content in a thread this negative? If you’re going to own setting the weekly tone with the game threads, you have a longer way to go than Texas’ offense in terms of improvement. 2025 Game week 3: Oh no, mommy, the bad men have made mistakes on the field and they’re hurting my feelings!
  28. People have abandoned using reason and critical thinking when trying to diagnose something that feels off. Play out the facts and scenarios, and try to avoid conspiratorial thoughts. For the love of God. Sark doesn’t have a bad poker face, he’s just pissed about having to respond to ridiculous questions that have allegations behind them.
  29. …and Jimmy Stewart flew 20 combat missions in a B-24, including missions over Berlin and Nuremberg (that was flying into Flack Alley). He enlisted as a private and ended the war as a Colonel. He was awarded two Distinguished Flying Crosses with Oakleaf clusters, the Air Medal, and a Croix de Guerre. He was a freaking Brigadier General in the Air Force reserve. John Wayne took the movie roles of better actors who were serving in the war.
  30. John Wayne was a massive fraud and a huge piece of shit.
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