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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/25/25 in all areas

  1. 26 points
    FBI is reporting that one of the escalator steps had an engraving that reads "Anti-Trump."
  2. 20 points
    Trump wants to speak to the manager RIGHT F'IN NOW!
  3. 18 points
    who are immediately turning around and eating the lunch of American soybean farmers - that all voted for trump!
  4. 17 points
    Just take the WC out of the US entirely
  5. 15 points
    What a fucking pussy ass POS
  6. "I'm sorry, the card says Joe 'Burro'".
  7. Meh, doing our part you slack-fucks
  8. 14 points
    It's the fucking Catalina War Mixer.
  9. the beauty of the Free Market has determined that an oligopoly is the most efficient market design. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  10. Wordle 1,559 3/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Wordle 1,559 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Wordle 1,559 5/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1343 (25.09.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 29 days 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #1016 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #837 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  13. Wordle 1,559 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 1,559 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #837 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Drinking heavily pays off again..... Wordle 1,559 2/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. Know what is more fragile and moodier than horses? Women who own horses.
  17. Wordle 1,559 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 1,559 2/6* 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #837 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Not so great….
  19. Wordle 1,559 3/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. Translation: [Someone that I have never heard of] ripped into Arch on [Someone that I have never heard of]’s podcast today. Was hard to take him seriously, though, when he was glazing [Someone I have never heard of] for beating no one.
  21. You know who the only people are that think owning cows is a good idea? The people that don’t own any cows.
  22. Trump should talk to whoever was President then and learn from those mistakes.
  23. Wordle 1,559 4/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 1,559 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #837 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,559 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 6️⃣🟥 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  26. 11 points
    These people are unbelievably stupid and are clearly being paid.
  27. So they run the air raid, hurry up, no huddle gang rape offense?
  28. 4 under for the week Wordle 1,558 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. 10 points
    I am pretty sure that guy swam for Texas.
  30. 10 points
    Have to admit, I’d consider it a blessing to know a given caregiver is fool enough to wear the red hat. It would inform me the fuck right out of their office.
  31. Wordle 1,559 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #837 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🙂 Daily Quordle 1340 5️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #819 → 9 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣❌ https://thricegame.com #Worldle #1343 (25.09.2025) X/6 (84%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 0 days 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↙️ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↘️ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬅️ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
  32. 10 points
    To be fair, Mateer is in fact lighting it up on passes where the WR fakes injury, pretends to leave the field, and is left completely wide open because they're cheating fucks. His completion percentage is 100 on those plays. Unprecedented.
  33. 10 points
    So...basically Texas?
  34. I remember decades ago a group of us just finished floating the Guad. A day of WAY to much drinking and we were wrecked, tired, and hungry. Most places were closed, but we found a "Kettle" open late at night. Buffet style. I grabbed the bacon. And when I say I grabbed the bacon....I grabbed ALL the bacon, mushed it into a big softball sized wad, and proceeded to eat it like a fucking savage. Two hands. No forks. No plate. Just cave-manning a giant ball of greasy diner bacon.
  35. "The right is a lot tougher than the left. They better not get them energized." Or else...what? What will the right do? Kill 22 and wound 26 brown people in El Paso because they're dirty invaders? Kill 9 black people in Buffalo, because minorities are "replacing" white people? Kill 11 jews in services in Pittsburgh because jews are conspiring to further the "great replacement" of good old white folks? Shoot up the CDC and kill a cop because Fauci and such? Ransack the Capitol and try to "hang Mike Pence?" Drive their car into protestors and kill one for standing up to white supremacy in Charlottesville? Assassinate a democrat lawmaker and her husband in Minnesota? Oh. My bad. Those are just some of the things they've ALREADY done. Apparently, there's more to come, and DOTARD is egging it on! How awesome for us. Can't wait to see what's next!
  36. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/25/is-trump-right-that-russian-economy-is-on-brink-of-collapse
  37. It's kind of a Catch 22. If we hold back our heifers and get cattle numbers back up, as Lee proposes, we generate a bunch more methane ... which leads to global warming. On the other hand, if we don't grow our own cattle, Brazil will be happy to backfill the market --- and their rules/regulations re: hormones, antibiotics etc ... are not nearly as stringent as ours and are routinely violated, anyway. And all of those Brazilian cattle need somewhere to graze. Where do they get the land? By cutting down the rainforest, the lungs of the planet.
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