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  1. 19 points
    Imagine graduating from one of the nation's military academies, spending your career working your way up the ranks to admiral or general, and then being forced to sit through a multi-hour lecture on warrior ethos from Commander Bone Spurs and his butt buddy the Drunkard of Defense
  2. I hate the fucking gambling stuff out in the open. It really was better when teams maintained the polite fiction that they discouraged it and didn’t want to be associated with it. Yes, we all knew sports are a business but they made an effort to tell fans that the goal was memories and they were part of something with the team. That sports were part of a healthy community life. Gambling ads is just: “You’re a fool to be exploited. We don’t care about you or your well-being, just give your money up for nothing.” Just pure extraction.
  3. 16 points
    You know who didn’t have to worry about stairs
  4. Lest anyone accuse us of being idiotic dreamers, my working assumption is that Pittman either retires or reunites with Smart at Georgia. Their boards are pining for the guy while also hating on Searels. I don’t know why, but the term “hard retard” is hilarious to me. It’s coming to text chains near you. I’d like a Delorean so that I could go back to that day in the earlier times of this board when you were on the verge of being crowdsourced on the $9.95er board and I stepped in and defended you from exile. There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because you’re on here, or because they think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid poster who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that.
  5. 16 points
    "Speak softly and carry a big stick." - President Theodore Roosevelt "Talk big, loud and brash to hide your insecurities and incompetence." - Whiskey Pete
  6. I've been a massive sports fan my entire life. Anyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed. This has to be talked about, so putting it in CR. I'm so sick of this shit. Let's set this up correctly. 1. Trump and MAGA infiltrated sports. Politics and sports should not intertwine. But they made it happen. 2. Athletes/coaches being ignorant to politics is not a valid excuse anymore. The world is on fire. This country is on fire. Mass shootings weekly. ICE deportations. The economy sucks. We are in a psychological Civil War. Tensions haven't been higher in American society in my almost 50 years on this planet. 3. Trump's "fake news" and turning the media into the enemy has amplified the assholeness that emanates from the sports world. - Trump shows up at the Ryder Cup. Keegan Bradley does the Trump dance. Scheffler talks about how nice he is to everybody in the golf community. DeChambeau is Trump's BFF. Fuck this shit. Yeah, I play golf. I know the community as always been Republican/conservative. But fuck you. After Trump showed up, I spent all weekend cheering for Team Europe. Not because I dislike the American players, but because of what this country's leadership stands for now. The American fans are a fucking embarassment. I'm fucking ashamed. - Quinn Ewers wearing Trump stuff. Fuck you, man. You should know better. - Detroit Tiger players doing a Trump dance on the field when he was in attendance. Fuck you. He'd deport half your ballclub if he could. I laughed at their long losing streak after. - Coaches aggressively snapping at the media/reporters. Fuck you. Yeah, the media can be tedious and annoying. But act like a fucking professional. It's part of the gig. - World Cup in America? Cool, fuck you. I hope it's a failure. Same with the Olympics. EDIT: And how can I forget Portnoy and the Barstool Bros. Fuck you. DraftKings ads everywhere? Fuck you. Paul Finebaum might run for US Senate? Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you.
  7. 15 points
    If you're going to build battleships that'll just get sunk because they're outdated, you should build 'em pretty, says dotard.
  8. 15 points
    That is good, I guess, but the very rhetoric of referring to Americans he disagrees with as "the enemy within" and talking about using the military to "quell" them is chilling. They're starting to talk about what we've all been afraid of, out in the open, and every time they do it is a step toward normalizing it.
  9. To be fair, he could have stayed home and not cost the taxpayers millions of dollars so he could create a spectacle at a sporting event that he spent 90 minutes at.
  10. I'm thinking you're not that familiar with Matt's. It's massive. Sure, you can go to any restaurant, and probably find 2-3 hot women to casually ogle. Matt's is fucking massive, inside and outside. Multiple big bars. It's a Friday and Saturday night see and be seen place, where you are probably in eyeshot of a table of 20 sorority girls having a birthday party, or a group in their late 20's or early 30's starting off a bachelorette party. It's like going to a Senor Frogs or something stupid in New Orleans for young people, except instead of music and dancing and loud as fuck, you're eating ok Tex Mex while watching the show. There's enjoying seeing that Austin is populated with pretty women, and then there's...Matt's El Rancho.
  11. 14 points
    That one is by far my least favorite of the three way options you listed in your post.
  12. 14 points
    It's pretty fucking insane that a bunch of people collectively decided to burn down the most powerful empire the world has ever known basically because they were bored.
  13. 13 points
    That might make you feel good for a few minutes. But then it would dawn on you that our last shreds of hope just outed themselves for a performative stunt. We’re well past the point of showy, high-minded resignations having any positive impact. Better to have decent people remain in place to prevent catastrophe when it approaches.
  14. 13 points
    Yep. And I want any general not on board with this bullshit to do everything they can to keep their jobs as long as they can, including nodding along to the meaningless bullshit.
  15. 13 points
    We live in a world where there is no way to tell the difference between his actual words and satire like this. It's fucking insane.
  16. 13 points
    fucking cunt...insults Gen. Milley to close it out. In a room full of people, many of whom served with Milley, know him, and respect him.
  17. I think the concern is that the Federal Government is using the phrase "The Radical Left" in an official post. This is extremely dangerous rhetoric, and it's spreading.
  18. This is exactly why they should refuse to negotiate and let it shut down. Until you can act like fucking adults you own this fucking shit.
  19. Wordle 1,564 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #842 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  20. Wordle 1,564 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 1,564 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 1,564 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1345 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  23. JFC now it's inevitable that Texas loses by 3 TDs.
  24. 12 points
    So Trump complained about no applause, rambled incoherently about battleships, said “nuclear” was the n-word “there are two n words and you can’t say any of them”, then said military should train on US Cities and were needed to fight the “enemy within”. Also, don’t call him a Nazi or a fascist, despite the echoing of Hitler in the 1930s
  25. My biggest takeaway from this has nothing to do with some dead guy that did it. It’s that “we” wrongly convicted people, drug their names through the mud in the national media, locked them up, and sentenced one guy to death. We collectively seem to realize how fucked the system is when information like this comes out but never stop immediately assuming guilt after the next big arrest is made.
  26. Wordle 1,564 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 1,564 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1345 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 1,564 5/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #842 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 1,564 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 1,563 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. 11 points
    Holy shit, he seriously told a room full of top military officials to ignore rules of engagement? Is he referring to war crimes? My god, when will someone from within the "Grand" party stand up to these fucking maniacs! How can anyone vote for this? My brain, I just cannot comprehend what is happening right now.
  32. I bet on sports. I think sports betting should be legal. I also think advertising for sports betting should be completely prohibited and you should have to go to a casino and place your bets in person. Allowing player prop parlays on apps linked to credit cards is just insane.
  33. Wordle 1,564 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1348 (30.09.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 34 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1345 5️⃣7️⃣ 🟥9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #1021 +1 🟧✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #842 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  34. Wordle 1,564 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1345 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  35. Wordle 1,564 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #842 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1345 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Yeah, he even said this: The retired detective explained he had flown into Austin Monday morning. Unable to secure a 5 a.m. United Airlines flight "on a day's notice," Jones opted to use Southwest. "I wanted to be here because — actually, because of the four boys," he said, referring to the former suspects in the case, two of whom served prison time before their convictions were overturned. "I wanted to hear someone take responsibility for that."
  37. 10 points
    Depends on your type. I guess if you like brunettes with smooth cafe au lait skin, tight and toned bodies, lilting Spanish accents, and smoldering eyes she’s OK. But who’s into that type of thing?
  38. Almost everything in the US has been turned to shit. About the only thing that isn't, yet, is hanging out in nature with some friends that you know aren't fascist pieces of shit. But any group activity in large groups has been completely ruined, and not just politics but the cost. Things just aren't enjoyable when you know you're being ripped off, even if you can easily afford them. The Spurs and Dallas Stars are the only sporting events I'll attend in person, but even during the Stars playoffs last year my daughter and I ended up in lower bowl seats next to some retarded maga morons repeatedly yelling slurs at the goalie Hellebuyck. Kept calling his wife a "tranny" and other unpleasant shit like that. Thankfully that lasted about half a period until the harsh stares from all of us around them made them uncomfortable enough to clean it up. I stopped being present for the anthem back in 2017. And I served this country (non active duty) for almost 2 decades. Before the anthem begins I walk out into the concourse and take a piss or just look out a window. Then head back to my seat when it's done. I'll always turn my back on the disgrace it has become every time I'm subjected to it.
  39. 10 points
    That snare drummer that Hegseth hit with the axe wasn't just any old schlub. That was Jeff Prosperie, probably the greatest snare drummer in the last few decades if not longer. He won the solo competitions at DCI, DCA, and PAS, and did his masters and doctoral work at University of North Texas, where he taught the drumline. He also taught Phantom Regiment's drumline for years. Nice choice of targets, Hegseth. (By the way, Prosperie is suing FOX News over the incident.)
  40. She’s in a better place now….
  41. Wordle 1,563 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1347 (29.09.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 33 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Weekly Quordle Challenge 119 9️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🙂 Daily Quordle 1344 4️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #1020 +2 ✅🟧✅🟧✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #841 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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