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  1. I'm really hoping that Manning doesn't play tomorrow. It has nothing to do with how he's looked in prior games. It's just hard to believe that the guy will be fully healthy and able to run the offense in just 7 days from the injury. There's a bye week next week. Just take another 2 weeks to get fully healthy and ready for Georgia.
  2. Surly Usual Suspect Game Thread and/or Arch thread commentary/analysis prediction for post-game tomorrow: Caldwell Starts, Loses: Fuck Sark. Please leave for the NFL. Too much of a pussy to play a healthy Manning because of Woke optics and it cost us the season. Caldwell Starts, Wins: Caldwell Should Starts! Sark is such a fucking moron. We would clearly be a 1 loss top 5 team if he hadn't promised Manning the starting job and played the best available after OSU. Manning Starts, gets re-injured: Sark should be fired FOR CAUSE immediately for playing a clearly concussed player. No buyout. Get the lawyers on it. Manning Starts, Loses: Sark is a moron. Playing a clearly injured Manning cost us the season. Please leave for the NFL. Manning Starts, Wins: Half of Surly finds 10 different things to bitch about and are miserable in victory regardless. Half of Surly is convinced we don't lose another game until Fall 2027 (at the earliest).
  3. "It was nice to meet you at the General Store. Maybe we can get together at the next hanging on the town square. STOP." "Hey, you might be busy churning butter or doing laundry in the river. Would love to see you when you have free time. STOP." "Hello? STOP."
  4. 21 points
    I'm sad to report that Scott passed away early this morning.
  5. 13 points
    RIP to a Longhorn Legend
  6. I assume they will make sure the family is ok before they let him play because I assume they aren't fucking stupid. If it were my son, I'd have him sit this week.
  7. 12 points
    RIP Scott….
  8. 12 points
    Carville is wrong. I do not think any less of LSU.
  9. Democrats need to let republicans ruin America as much as they want. Punish Americans for voting Trump into power. Fight cruelty with equal cruelty. Maybe some GOP voters will change their tune when they are literally starving while begging on street corners.
  10. Sark should put Arch in a dimly lit electrical closet. It's best for concussion symptoms.
  11. 10 points
    As said many times before, a poor person's idea of luxury and taste. Grimy little pimp.
  12. 10 points
    what does "grocery" mean? I remember seeing that word in my 19th century English Lit class, but can't quite recall its meaning.
  13. 10 points
    Pour it on James.
  14. Why do you fuckers eat Mexican and BBQ in Europe? You have all of this amazing food to choose from and you blow a meal on a shittier version of something we already excel at in Texas. I’m genuinely confused.
  15. I've always been partial to the ballet
  16. All of this. I'd rather we play Caldwell, win or lose, than see Arch risk his health if he's anything less than 100%. Concussions aren't something to fuck around with. This isn't a rolled ankle or sore shoulder.
  17. The Washington Post published an unironically un-self-aware article today and was fittingly called out by one of their former columnists who departed due to the Post's fascist-remake and business downturn if you want to read the article https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2025/10/31/kennedy-center-sales/
  18. One of my many reasons for opposing AI is the concern that it will eliminate an extremely high percentage of human jobs, at a scale significantly higher than any other technology in history. This is a very simple and obvious example of that. Quick internet search shows there are roughly 100,000 medical scribes working in the U.S. They are mostly replaceable, and I would assume in 5 years, that number is significantly lower as EHR platforms roll out their AI packages. We use scribes in our practice and I love working with them. They do far more than enter data into the chart. They are an extension of me that can perform elements of the exam, retrieve instruments, administer meds, take patients to get tests, translate Spanish, etc. Most of all, I just like working with them. They are my friends at work and they are warm towards our patients, providing friendly faces, extending empathy and kindness. You can replace many of their tasks with AI, but you cannot replace their humanity. It’s that loss of humanity that bothers me the most, extended across the entire American and global economy. Even if my interaction with a barista is brief and uneventful, I still want to say hi and smile at another human from across the counter.
  19. Not a problem. I watch all Texas games standing about three feet from the screen, a growing ring of sweat from my armpits, so I can just hold the antennae the entire time.
  20. nah, she clerked for kavanaugh and roberts. fuck her.
  21. Shared by Ruben Gallego’s Instagram account.
  22. 8 points
    We drove him home from the tailgate after a home football game vs Tech. My buddy and his brother are Red Raiders, and came along for the ride. Scott gave them the tour of his house. If you haven't been, it's a museum of Texas fandom and it's incredible. And each item that catches your eye comes with a hilarious story, which Scott was always happy to tell again My personal favorite was the remote control airplane which had OU SUCKS written on the bottom of the wings. Every other year from then on, when my Tech buddies showed up to the Tech-Texas game the first person they wanted to see was Wilson. Hook em to an absolute legend
  23. Had to grind to save par today. Wordle 1,595 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 1,595 3/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,595 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1376 8️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. We're seriously looking at the Governor of Louisiana as some voice of reason and leader of change?
  27. Wordle 1,595 3/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Absolutely ridiculous Halloween BS in Worldle. Not a country. Today’s #worldle was a real scream 👻 #Worldle #1379 (31.10.2025) X/6 (99%) 🎃 Current Win Streak: 65 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1376 🟥6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #1052 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Idiocy in connections too. Connections Puzzle #873 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  28. Multiple times a month, someone will start a thread in Daily Texas about someone who was killed under nefarious, unusual, grotesque circumstances. Without fail, someone on Surly will make a distasteful remark or joke. No one--not you, not me--will care. We might even laugh. Making fun of the dead isn't really my jam, and murder certainly shouldn't be celebrated, but... Why does Charlie Kirk, of all fucking people, deserve more dignity in death than some other rando you've never met? Because he's famous? That's fucking dumb.
  29. careful or we’ll get derka after you again
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