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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/01/25 in Posts

  1. Per IT: - Wingo. Dislocated thumb. Expected back for Georgia. -McDonald. Concussion. Expected back for Georgia. - Taafe expected back for Georgia.
  2. Get a life. Hug your friends. Breathe. Life ain't that bad.
  3. Also hats off to Diego Pavia. I thought he was the biggest douchebag in college football coming into the game, but after watching that game, I now think he’s the biggest douchebag in sports. Congrats, fuckstick.
  4. It's almost like giving Arch more than 1.8 seconds before the pocket collapses, makes him better.
  5. *sees poster name* *scrolls to sees exactly how overranked SMU is in the list*
  6. You need to put on some sunblock when you go to those games.
  7. Sark all grown up. Kicking a FG on 4th down.
  8. A winner probably would've won against us.
  9. Imagine being that much a miserable bastard that you can't just live with a win like this in the SEC against a team most people thought we would lose to. Arch was great. The OL was great. Defense got 6 sacks. Sure the secondary sucks but we won and have room to improve. The way the offense played today can beat anyone left on our schedule.
  10. Expecting perfection from a flawed team is certainly one way to watch a game. I'm just happy we won. We beat a top10 team at home. I'll have a good Saturday.
  11. I like to think of myself as a patient person, but the last three weeks - during which we have not lost a game - has done more to engender my hatred for half the people on this site than the entire firs four seasons of Sark’s tenure. I’m an emotionally stunted retard and even I can see that y’all can’t process anything that doesn’t pass through your angry emotional filters. Sark and PK played this game exactly how you are supposed to. That’s what made the officiating so egregious. Also, Gilbeau to too dumb to play DB. Fire Akins for playing him, I guess? but you morons who are still complaining despite Sark and Manning’s having one their best games of the season need to go. The fuck. Away.
  12. 3 pt game just about exactly what Vegas said. Fuck Diego, fuck the refs, fuck style points, and fuck you whiney ass pussies who didn't think we would beat the number 9 team in the country anyway. Enjoy the win you stupid bastards.
  13. Just want to have my talking points straight. Was throwing the bomb to Mosley, not getting the obvious penalty, then lining up to go for it on 4th down (before penalty) turtleing or just Sark being an idiot? Both? The 'turtleing ' worked in that we ran off a lot of clock not fucking anticipating a 1 play TD drive from Vandy. Just holding them to a 1:30 scoring drive would have pushed the clock to around 2 mins to play. I love this board
  14. haha that was like a quintessential Texas game 😆 🤘
  15. I’m tired of reading all the herp derp dipshittery. It’s like 65% that a 9-3 texas would be in the playoffs. 3 big 10 teams and that’s it. You will not be able to make an argument for a 4th one. 10-2 Domers are in. Group of 5 team. SEC, ACC, Big 12 champs. thats 8 teams. There are 4 left to get in. Texas would have 3 wins against teams that are top 10 when they played them (and will all finish ranked). We’d have 3 losses. To the #1 squad at their place by a score, to the #4 team in the country at their house (guessing at Georgia) and to a very talented Florida team. do you mongloids really think, for example a 10-2 Miami team with losses to shitty ass Louisville and SMU are going over us? And their 12 fans? root for Georgia tech to lose to Georgia and 1 other ACC game. Root for no big 12 teams to finish with 1 loss while not winning the auto bid. It’s certainly not a guarantee but son of a fucking hitch you simpletons it’s way more likely than not. all that said/ fuck it let’s go 10-2 and win me $1000 from doc and play for the sec title
  16. lotta nfl throws today. in fact a lot of throws that look remarkably similar to his uncle peyton’s throws- ugly wobblers that are right on the money. side note, “ugly wobblers” is @Vic Mackey’s no.1 search on pornhub.
  17. Everyone in America saw a ton of holding. A missed DPI in endzone. A ball not even come close to the plane called good. We saw Shannon called for holding who didn’t even touch anyone. We saw baker take a deep breath and get called for false start. We saw Simmons or hill look over and clap to his teammate get called for delay of game. Yeah shit was fucked
  18. If anyone has one damn bad word about Arch’s performance today they should be banned for a week. He was NFL quality good. And, the OL was decent.
  19. So, when the offense sucks and we win on D, Sark gets no credit, but when the offense rolls and we almost lose on D, it's all Sark's fault. Got it.
  20. McCutheon was back in the game. All the doctors TV diagnoses notwithstanding
  21. 13 points
    That's got to be a top 5 worst officiated Texas game I've seen. Worst in a long time. What a fucking disgrace that was.
  22. OL was a little better today but to me the biggest part of that was Manning getting the ball out on time all day.
  23. 12 points
    The Mosley no-call you could see so clearly in real time that he was all over him. Then the replay shows he was holding with both fucking hands. That play created the whole comeback situation.
  24. 12 points
    Almost every play that right tackle was holding. A missed DPI in endzone. A ball not even come close to the plane called good. We saw Shannon called for holding who didn’t even touch anyone. We saw baker take a deep breath and get called for false start. We saw Simmons or hill look over and clap to his teammate get called for delay of game. half the Vandy def jumped into neutral zone drawing our guys off and we were called All plays recognized by the announcers as what the fuck
  25. Four straight conference wins starting with a rivalry beatdown. Yeah. Fuck this team.
  26. Need Taafe back yesterday. These regards have no idea where to line up without him.
  27. A sniveling cunt of a poster
  28. Blow out. I left in the 3rd quarter no one can tell me different.
  29. This just in: we can beat Georgia.
  30. The refs are getting away with murder with how that game ended. If they call the PI on Mosley we likely win the game by 18. but Christ alive that play by our back 7 on the last couple of possessions was pathetic.
  31. Because our WR got held when the ball was in the air and they refused to call a PI? Because our DL gets held every fucking play and they refuse to call it? Because they called a 2-pt conversion good when the ball never crossed the goal line? Because they called two straight false starts on us when we didn't move and then when they jumped offsides? We blew the coverage on one play, but outside of that, the refs have been all-out fucking us the past 10 minutes.
  32. Go fuck yourself you massive fucking gash.
  33. TEs say W by 2TDs. They are vibin. I want a 56-3 type of beat down coming out. 300 yards rushing combined. 225 yards passing and 2 punt returns. Man I'd be so happy for Scott Wilson
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