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  1. Most of you know by now we have Good Sark and Bad Sark. Bad Sark is the egotistical Sark that wants to run his stuff no matter the talent level or ability of his players to execute it. @Nicole44 made a brilliant observation when she said it's like he is auditioning for something, and just wants to run plays to show what he has. After she said that we find out that maybe he was. Curious. Anywho, Good Sark shows up when the team's back is against the wall. It just goes to show you that HE KNOWS what would work and would be more efficient. I couldn't begin to understand why he doesn't roll out Good Sark more often, but folks we are currently seeing good Sark. I'm not sure how long he is here, but let's enjoy him while we got him! For those here that say things like it was the line. The receivers got better. Arch unfucked himself. The truth is all those things being fucked had to do with the complexity of what Bad Sark was asking them to do. Everyone here that was peeking over the fence, hoping we could have Joey Freshwater's offense, well you saw it this Saturday. We spread the field. Got the ball out. Simplified Arch's reads. Ditched the complicated routes. The result is not only did Arch come alive, but spreading the field and getting people away from the box helped the line and RBs too. Let's get into it! First play of the game and we line up in 11 personnel. Does anyone remember number 2 for Vandy in the slot? Well I do. They blitzed him 10 times last year. Good Sark does too. He motions Wingo to the field side anticipating them firing their nickel. The safety now has to spin down to make a play and that allows the slot receiver plenty of time to make a block. The closing LB never has a chance against an athlete like Wingo in space. Touchdown. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa.mp4 Again, we roll out in 11 personnel. Good Sark understands that Vandy wants to bring extra guys, and they are bringing 5 on this play. Yeah, this play is a little cute but well designed. Everyone knows we are an Outside Zone team, and we freeze their 5 man pass rush by showing Outside Zone blocking with a bunch of eye candy in the backfield. Meanwhile the line is just naturally flowing frontside to block the throwback screen Sark has dialed up. Sark gets 5 clean blockers out front of the best returner in college football. Terrifying for any defense. If we are a little quicker to decide who to block here this gets to the house. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_1.mp4 We are in 11 personnel spread wide in a 2x2 set. Sark is making Vandy defend superior athletes in space. At the snap we just throw it out to Wingo and let him make a play. I said before Wingo needs Worthy's package because he is most effective when you can get it to him quickly and let him do the rest. Sark knows Vandy's corners are going to bail out which leaves the box defender responsible for closing on Wingo. In space. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_5.mp4 We come right back to the same play. 11 personnel in a 2x2 set. Notice the time and quarter. Notice the difference in the box for Vandy between this play and the last. Last play Vandy had 7 in the box and got popped on the outside for a big gain. This time they come back with a 6 man box and cover 3 behind it. Sark has manipulated the box, forcing them to pull a man to deal with these quick throws to the outside. That helps create space for the running game. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_6.mp4 Opposing teams have a guy on the sideline who's job it is to spot our personnel groupings and send in the appropriate response. Sark trots out his heavy package. 12 personnel. However, instead of lining up in a heavy run formation, we go 5 wide. You are forcing them to play zone or have LBs out covering routes. We give Arch a nice and simple 1/2 field read here. Arch knows that with the coverage they are in the corner is going to bail and the DB over the slot has responsibility for the flat. We fire the slot receiver vertically but with an outside release to occupy that man, and the outside receiver runs a simple stick route. Simple pitch and catch. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_7.mp4 Again 11 personnel. We run the tight end on a quick crosser to occupy the LBs and then run a delayed slant behind it. Pay attention to the O-line. The LG gets beat but the ball is out so fast it doesn't matter. A couple weeks ago this is a sack. You can make a shaky line look competent by just getting the ball out. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_8.mp4 Every time Sark catches them trying to add numbers to the box Sark reminds them that they have other responsibilities. 4 wide again with 11 personnel and we throw the quick out to Parker. Pay attention to our Left Tackle here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_9.mp4 2nd and 6 and Sark knows Vandy wants to blitz. We are 4 wide. Vandy brings 6 and Sark has a screen setup to the boundary. Great call. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_11.mp4 11 personnel. Sark motions late to a 3x1 set knowing he is going to get zone to that side. The slot runs a simple curl to occupy the flat defender while the outside receiver runs a simple comeback route. Easy pitch and catch here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_12.mp4 11 personnel. This the fake receiver screen to wheel route we like to throw. A couple games ago we tried to run it but it wasn't there. I mentioned that a smart QB will come back and throw it to the faker since it will be open. I was told that was nonsense and QBs are supposed to run the play as its drawn up. Here is an example of us doing that with great success. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_13.mp4 11 personnel. Here is an example of how Sark can manipulate the coverage with 5 receivers while simultaneously giving Arch quick and easy reads. Sark slips the back out center left knowing he is going to draw the attention of the MLB. However, we are working the slot defender. We run a curl right in front of him to hold him so Arch can hit the quick post behind him. Easy pitch and catch. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_14.mp4 11 personnel. This play is basically the same as the last play but we get to it differently. This time the TE runs a crosser that occupies the defender and we throw the same post behind it. Up to this point, this is the longest time Arch has held the ball. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_16.mp4 11 personnel. We motion Parker and now we know we are getting zone. We know the corner is going to bail to cover 3, so we are working the flat defender here. If he is slow to respond to the speed out we throw that, but if he jumps it the TE is sitting with a curl. Nice and easy read for Arch here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_17.mp4 Again with 11 personnel with 4 routes releasing to one side. We fire two verticals to occupy the safeties, then slip the RB out to occupy the underneath defender, all but guaranteeing the speed out to be open. This is where Arch has shown growth. Old Arch stares down the vertical here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_18.mp4 Here is another Arch growth moment. Old Arch doesn't see this checkdown and is sacked by the DE the LT has lost control of in the face of this blitz. This Arch has this ball coming out before the TE is even set. You love to see it! 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_20.mp4
  2. 23 points
    Captured by the Statesman
  3. Also the refs were not just bad, they were like openly cheating bad.
  4. What the fuck do you people think turtling means? Not counting the final kneel down drive, Texas had 4 second half drives. 2 scored points and 1 had no points due to a horrendous no-call 11 plays, 93 yards, TD, 5:15 11, 51, FG, 5:31 (phantom hold on Shannon) 10, 32, missed FG, 5:57 (no flag on obvious PI in end zone) 4, 14, 0:49 (useless run on 3rd down and the fake false start) 3 of our 4 drives took up more than half the second half
  5. A 9-3 team has never made the playoffs in the 1 year history of the 12 team playoff? Interesting.
  6. 19 points
    In no particular order: Ignored PI on pass to Mosely Ignored hold on Pavia run (among others) Absolute BS 2 point call BS 15 on Filsaime that belonged to Pavia False start when 2 DL crossed LOS first Phantom hold on Shannon Vandy RT false starts every passing play
  7. If they’d recovered the onside kick, would you rather have had a 3 point lead or a 5 point lead?
  8. The 2 point conversion call suggests corruption considering there was clear video evidence showing the ball did not break the plane. It was that bad.
  9. 15 points
    If they’d call it several times in a row, maybe they’d stop holding. Ignoring it encourages it.
  10. Great news if Nahlin is correct. Seems consistent with what Vogel has been saying
  11. I prefer the one with Pavias mom better
  12. Surly 8 tech guys 5 doctors 2 wimmenz 10 O&G guys 7 contractors 10 students 9 retired people 3 teachers 24,348 attorneys what the fuck
  13. All things considered, we're in pretty good shape. And that's kind of amazing.
  14. I think the true identity of this team has been revealed. The people thinking we should be #1 were delusional. The people thinking everyone associated with the team were irredeemably awful were wrong. Some have probably been wrong on both sides of that coin this season. This Texas team is very talented, but very young, inexperienced and inconsistent. There is a large gap between our ceiling and floor of play, with the ceiling being pretty damn high, and the floor being pretty damn low. Our mean of play isn't meaningful, because of the variance week to week can be so far above or below it, towards our ceiling or floor. I think that ability to play down to our floor keeps us from winning the conference or making it to the playoffs this year. BUT, you can see some marked improvement in individuals, units and team as a whole over the course of the season. Improvement to where their floor is increasing week to week, the weekly variance in our play is decreasing, and the mean of play is trending towards the ceiling as we are starting to avoid playing down to our floor. The players are gaining experience and confidence in themselves and each other. They are calming the fuck down during games. That bodes well for the future. I think with the right NIL/portal/coaching moves in the offseason, we have a legitimate shot to win it all next season.
  15. Gambling has ruined sports. It's so obvious
  16. Thumb dislocation = likely not back before playoffs IF it needs surgery. The talk about could have come back tends to make me think that surgery is not expected. Some finger (and thumb) dislocations are stable once popped back into place. Even those, however, are going to be associated with some degree of tearing or peeling of ligaments and some swelling while they heal. I can't remember treating one of these in a skill player, if I've done it for an athlete at all. Wheel of fortune IMO.
  17. He was 25 of 33. 76% completion. 3 tds is that missing guys way too much?
  18. 12 points
    You think today was bad? Wait until we play in Athens in a couple of weeks.
  19. On the bright side there is a non-zero chance that RFK Jr is going to do something that kills him.
  20. Dude looks like a gay porn star. I've tried watching that gay porn. Never saw a good episode, that shit is all awful. Not a single good one
  21. I dislocated my middle finger when I punched my buddy's fist during a disorderly disagreement. A random dude said he was an EMT, so I let my buddy buy me a shot and then the rando EMT pulled my middle finger back into place. Shit still hurts seven years later.
  22. 10 points
    I hope these refs lose their jobs and their families leave them. So sick of this crooked bullshit. Fucking POS humans.
  23. 10 points
    Pavia throwing the ball at our guy after TD. They make it offsetting so Vandy can have a better shot at the 2 point conversion Delay of game on the 4th and 19
  24. He should go ahead and add the DL offsides called on false start us, the Pavia attempted hip check and bench swarm called on us, the attempted but unsuccessful holding by Livingstone called on us, the tackle by their OT on the Pavia run, and every single play by their RT.
  25. Would subscribe to weekly podcast and newsletter. Good content as always. You might get some pushback for mentioning me. I’m the devil. 😈 😂 I’d be dolling out the compliments even if you called me an imbecile. Good analysis.
  26. This doesn't make a lot of sense to me. "Sure the line played its best game yesterday, but we're gonna need some more of Stroh against even better DLs."
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  28. Pavia reverse tackling out of bounds then vandy swarming a Texas player at their bench was pretty wtf.
  29. Coincidence that we won by 3 and the line was 3.5? Naaaaahhhh the 2 point conversion was awful. Why even have the pylon cam? Vandy's OL was egregiously holding throughout the game. Lance Jackson was tackled from behind on Pavia's TD run The no-call PI on Mosely's near TD. That unsportsmanlike in the endzone was garbage
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