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  1. 19 points
    Get rid of “money sucking insurance companies”?? No more middle man in healthcare?? Dems should draft the “Trump Medicare For ALL” bill tonight!
  2. If we could avoid going 0-5 against Ohio St and Georgia in one calendar year that would be great.
  3. Exactly. You wanna know how “illegalls” and “dirty poors” are getting subsidized healthcare? They are coming into the Ben Taub/Parkland ERs for a 10k workup for their cold/flu once their symptoms get so bad cause they don’t have a $30 primary care option. Until Trump/Abbott tell docs to throw dying people on the streets, each and everyone of us will pay for uninsured people’s healthcare, just in the stupidist and most expensive way possible.
  4. The last 3 weeks I basically said “we ain’t losing to no Kentucky, MSST or Vandy” bc we are better than all them and they are bottom tier shit schools. Guess what? Losers know how to lose, and Kentucky was slightly more interested in losing that game than we were and MSST snatched defeat from the jaws of victory like I knew they could. Vandy just isn’t near as good as us. Plucky overachievers that aren’t schematically unique tend to get drilled by uber talented Big State U, which is what happened when they played Bama and us, and I suspect that might happen when they get TN later in the year. This though, this is different. Until I see differently I’m going to go with “we ain’t beating no Georgia”. Unless we do. There are certainly things we could do to make that happened. I just don’t trust Arch, Sark our OL, our RB or our receivers to come out and be excellent. I’m also not sure I trust PK to scheme anything unique against their offense where the defense more or less single handedly wins the game for us. Could it happen? Sure. I just have to see it first before I believe it. Georgia isn’t better than us. They get us at home- advantage them. We get them off a bye and a team that should be healthy and have game planned for them for 2 weeks. Advantage us. Kirby Smart apparently controls the refs. Advantage them. We have played like absolute shit on the road all year with at least one of our units (offense v OSU, defense v Florida- though O wasn’t great, offense v Kentucky and defense v MSST). We need a complete game, called well by the coaches and officiated cleanly to win. It also would help if the ball bounced our way just once- unlike the 6 bad breaks we got in the SEC title game last year. That seems like a lot. I’m betting against it until I see it.
  5. I will die on the hill that CFB was perfect and needed no fix pre-BCS and mega-conferences. You got plenty of joy in winning your conference and enjoying wins over schools close to you— needling the people at work, church, the PTA. Bowl games were a fun bonus. The newspaper would crown a MNC and it was a distraction to read about and then move on from. The only NC trophy handed out was a gimmick from Trick Dick as a little dogwhistle for the last all-white teams and their fans. A “real” NC, playoff, etc is something thet talking heads on 24/7 sports media and then the internet created for their own benefit and then convinced fans they needed. Has not made the alum and fan experience at all better.
  6. Let’s do what everyone does and strike a deal with PE for a great injection of cash! We’ll use it to smartly get on a sound, long-term footing and then we will be healthy AND PE will make their money back.
  7. We are less than a year removed from a game where we outgained Kirby by 100+ yards and would have won with a kicker that wasn’t afraid of his own shadow. There seems to be a lot of misremembering of how that SEC title game played out just because we lost at the end. We were the ones throwing punches early.
  8. Hilarious that the majority party is dismantling our system of government and destroying every norm in the book while evilly targeting minority groups and poor people but once people in his socioeconomic class might not get to fly on airplanes for a holiday Anastasis thinks things will have gone too far.
  9. In a way, I almost hate the Democratic Party more than maga at this point. I just can't wrap my head around the continued abject fecklessness despite the intellectual edge over the opposition. Somehow we've elected a bunch of politicians that have no fucking guile or will to power whatsoever.
  10. How about we start 1, fall out, and finish 1.
  11. They didn’t lose to Florida. To be fair without that loss Texas is a top 5 team
  12. Idk I’d like to see us in the playoffs regardless of our odds to win it all. I’m crazy like that though
  13. Texas vs Georgia on ABC next Saturday. Watched LSU vs Bama last night on WFAA in Dallas … OTA no problemo.
  14. Need to change the thread title to Biggest Faget Contest.
  15. 10 points
    A single Thai chili would kill everyone in that room.
  16. Wordle 1,604 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #882 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  17. For the first 12 years of my life, these were my favorite HBO shows (and I could swap #1 and #2 depending on the season): 1. 2. 3.
  18. I felt this is worth of a new thread because it's such a monumental shakeup for college football. Here's the basic parameters of the deal, from a Ross Dellenger article this morning: So basically, selling 10 percent of your university's athletic department for $135 billion. As part of this agreement member universities also must agree to unequal revenue sharing. USC is not on board for this reason. In public comments made last month, University of Michigan trustees described the deal as a “payday loan” and called it an unnecessary step and a “bail out” for those Big Ten schools that have mismanaged their finances. The Big 10 is moving ahead anyway. I find this fascinating, and I am sympathetic to Michigan. This is effectively a payday loan, and could be a slippery slope. I'd be livid if Texas were considering something like this. It also is interesting because if Michigan and USC don't sign, they're out of the Big 10.
  19. Forcing you to take any action to redeem a credit seems bush league...just issue a credit assholes.
  20. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/11/federal-judge-resignation-trump/684845/
  21. I decided to take the length and ponied up for espn. It has multiview but you cant customize it like yttv. Its an inferior product by a long shot. I'm going to piracy. Its extra effort but it feels good to steal from the cunts.
  22. Wordle 1,604 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1385 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  23. The only word I could make fit after staring for a bit. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #882 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1385 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. It's a goddamn shame we never got to the point where you could simply just pay for the channels you wanted and not have to subsidize 90% of shit only 10% of people watch.
  25. We got our taste of how PE would bring even more crass commercialization to CFB and other sports in Steve Patterson.
  26. This goes to my point and briskets’ point. They are too stupid to figure things out until they are literally homeless on a soup kitchen line. The rational kind people of America will never be free from the cruelty and hatred of MAGA until they figure out things. Giving them food and money convinces them that they are right and there are no consequences for their beliefs. There needs to be consequences to break that mindset. Can you imagine what a wonderful secular world it would be if all those idiots were actually raptured? Kindness, compassion, and empathy levels would quadruple overnight.
  27. We're correctly an underdog, but holy shit is this thread a tough read. This is a deserving top ten team and people are acting like it's a peak Charlie Strong roster.
  28. Bullshit word. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 1,604 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So is someone going to tell me what the fuck this word means? Connections Puzzle #882 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 They reached a new level of absurdity with purple
  30. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1385 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1388 (09.11.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 74 days 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1385 6️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #1061 +0 🟩✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #882 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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  33. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1385 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  34. Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. Trump cracks Western sanctions unity with Hungary exemption on Russian oil - Euromaidan Press
  36. With diaper changing station
  37. Boo frickity hoo put me on ignore you smarmy little bitch
  38. PS Vue was the best, so naturally it disappeared
  39. 1 for sure. The later you lose, the less chance you have to move back up. the old adage it’s better to lose early than to lose late….
  40. Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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