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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/13/25 in Posts

  1. 'bout to be waymo accidents, amirite?
  2. 17 points
    Ivermectin. It's what cancer patients crave.
  3. Bill Clinton reading about the first released batch of Epstein files:
  4. 14 points
    You don't know that.
  5. 14 points
    Just looked back in my work email for this a couple of years ago, a really good student asking about 4 universities she was thinking about applying to for a Ph.D. My reply:
  6. I wonder how many people here who are already resigned to a loss are gonna come around after the horns win in Athens and try to act like they think this team can make a run.
  7. just overlapping subjects/comedy.
  8. Same Megyn Kelly who is super into needing to protect 15 year olds from trans athletes and people in restrooms but not actual pedophiles.
  9. people like @ChickenSandwich are VERY concerned, as they always are about mortgage fraud
  10. 12 points
    v12044gd0000d471r37og65qbu8q9k20.mp4
  11. 12 points
    "puff, puff, pass"
  12. 12 points
    "Whittling away our rights to speech" Lulz. You will be more free to peddle your hatespeech than anybody is to speak truths or say anything slightly critical of this "administration" today. Going to go out on a limb and say Democrats aren't going to park the national guard on their front door because of how they vote. Right-wing white grievance/dick envy of historically oppressed minority groups would make for a great comedy movie if it wasn't real life.
  13. 11 points
    Only suing 1 state?
  14. note to self: uninstall Adobe immediately!
  15. Now I know how it feels to be an Applebee’s Sizzlin’ Butter Pecan Blondie.
  16. Oh how many of you are ready for the Thanksgiving conversations that begin "you know, your grandmother Pearl was 13 when she married your grandfather Enos who was 15 and had already been working at the dairy for 3 years. She was 14 when your uncle Frank was born. That's just how things were then"?
  17. The entire way that Republican men act pretty much 100% of the time is entirely unbecoming of any grown man.
  18. How fitting would it be if a bunch of emails ruin Trump after he spent his whole 2016 campaign complaining about Hillary's emails?? Every accusation is a confession really rings true...
  19. About six months ago I said something about how a decent percentage of maga would suddenly become very comfortable with child rape if the files were to ever be released. I got a bunch of “Dude. Not cool” replies. We all on the same page now?
  20. Saw a sentence or two from this yesterday but …
  21. 10 points
    None. Relax. Great call @McCroskey
  22. The whole pedophile thing is obviously the worst thing about him, but it makes him even shittier that his punctuation is fucking garbage. Two sequential commas, Jeff? Followed by space, comma, space? Really..
  23. Wordle 1,608 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 1,608 3/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1389 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,608 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. These are all communications made by people who never in a million years believed they would ever face any kind of consequences, EVEN AFTER Epstein had actually been convicted of and did time for pimping minor girls. This is how little they think of you. Of all of us.
  27. Sometimes it seems like Newsome is the only major Democratic politician who has any idea at all about how to do politics. How did the rest of these clowns ever get into office?
  28. I absolutely do not think Bill Clinton should be the President.
  29. He said they're winning. So you know it's not the Democrats.
  30. They have created an entire ecosystem where victimhood is the main currency. This crybaby starts this part off by preemptively crying about how he is picked on every time he points out something wrong the Democrats did or Trump did or anyone did. HE IS CRYING ABOUT BEING CALLED OUT WHEN HE CALLS PEOPLE OUT. Christ almighty these fucking infants.
  31. Wordle 1,608 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #886 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not a lot of luck this week picking the purple group
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