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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/14/25 in Posts

  1. “Miserable dickhead” is the easiest position to hold in a sports discussion. If you are wrong and the team wins, you can say that you are “happy to be wrong.” If they lose, you get to double down on misery and dickheadedness. This position requires no conviction, no risk, and no heart. It sucks the joy and love out of sports fandom. But I get it. Some people are just emotionally damaged and can’t allow themselves to invest a little hope into an outcome they don’t control. Some people are just contrarians and derive some sense of self worth from standing apart from the main fanbase. And some are just plain cowards. Fuck all that… sports are one of the few places in life where you get to experience solidarity with a group of like-minded individuals about something that ultimately does not matter. Save your fear, negativity, and cowardice for the things that DO matter and reclaim a little childlike joy by going all in for a sports team you love. This is one of the few areas in life that doesn’t have to be miserable unless you choose to make it miserable. So choose differently.
  2. I think y'all are jumping to conclusions when you imply that this Lamar guy is evil. So far he just seems like a very stupid person.
  3. This thread reminds me of when my mother was being interviewed for placement in Memory care. They asked a lot of simple questions to get a gauge about the level of her dementia. One answer she gave still makes me smile, so a tip of my hat to this thread. The geographic question was, "What State are you in? And after a pause, she answered, "The state of confusion." Never a truer answer, she passed about a year ago. and while the memory brought a tear to my eye, it was a good tear. I mainly loved the answer because I could honestly have argued that the answer was correct to some UT prof. Hook'em! Both today and tomorrow!
  4. coming soon to 40 acres near you.
  5. I don't know guys, I'm starting to think the guy who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years and went on the Howard Stern show and answered "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old" when asked how young he would go..... just might have been involved in some child rape. Maybe we shouldn't have made him president I guess. Oh well, hindsight's 20-20.
  6. You called the victim of child rape a whore.
  7. And then @Lamar rolls in to start a smear campaign on the dog.
  8. Hillary should make a statement that Trump did what she stopped doing after her wedding night and sucked every drop of gravy out of Bill's hog. Make him deny it. Biggest irony twist in the entire timeline would be Trump's statement: "I did not have sexual relations with that man."
  9. Fuck you, I sure as shit did. I collected on multiple bets in 2016 on just that point. And this....this is the fucking problem. She was a fucking minor. Who was trafficked. She had no agency, that's the entire goddamn legal point. When you functionally enslave an underage girl and farm her out for sex for money, she is not a whore. YOU are a child trafficker. Full stop. And if you're Donald Trump, you are 100% okay with all of it. He is a sexual abuser of minors, the GQP excuses sexual abuse of minors, and its mouthpieces rationalize it and are minutes away from the "actually, an adult male fucking underage girls who were trafficked is a GOOD thing." Every conversation, every debate, anything involving any democrat speaking in public should begin with a statement like that. "What do I think about the state of our roads and bridges? Well, the important thing about our roads and bridges is that I think that Donald Trump sexually abused minors, and the entire Republican part including my opponent is just fine with it and actually supports the sexual abuse of minors. Oh, and he doesn't give a fuck about you -- he wants to take everything that belongs to you and give it to his billionaire buddies, and get paid for it. Remember, if we're talking about Republicans, we're talking about people who either fuck you, fuck little girls, or both."
  10. We are winning out. Not just regular season. All of it. Fuck yall.
  11. ATTN EVERYONE! THE FILES ARE GETTING RELEASED:
  12. Am I the only guy with a working "neg" button?
  13. lots of posts similar to this one
  14. The new guy seems pretty fuckin weird.
  15. Due to completely foreseen circumstances, there will NOT be a watch party at Celis tonight.
  16. Yea and that’s just those of us that work in medicine, the patients are even crazier
  17. Just saw a good comment calling him Donica Lewinsky.
  18. We win by a field goal. Fuck you, Bert!
  19. It's like those kids who change their Xbox time zone to New Zealand so they can play the new Call of Duty 18 hours early. Let's go steal that W before Georgia shows up.
  20. Has there ever even been a good white TE?
  21. These are all communications made by people who never in a million years believed they would ever face any kind of consequences, EVEN AFTER Epstein had actually been convicted of and did time for pimping minor girls. This is how little they think of you. Of all of us.
  22. 'bout to be waymo accidents, amirite?
  23. Massie is fresh out of fucks to give:
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