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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/21/25 in Posts

  1. 32 points
    It doesn't seem like an English speaking country anymore because we are putting barely literate morons from the Republican Party in power.
  2. I'll be bringing my seven-year-old autistic son to the game. I've decided that I will be having a great day no matter what. Go Horns.
  3. 24 points
    She was right about everything.
  4. 24 points
    Golly, who could have guessed this would have turned out badly. And we're just getting started. Fuck you 79 million fucking mouthbreathing morons.
  5. What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work.
  6. 18 points
    Yes, because fear of the other side using the health care horror stories as political capital is the reason to prevent the health care horror stories, you soulless fucking ghouls.
  7. You were searching for some answers? - here you have it. From the UN security council just now: Ukraine has officially received from the American side a draft plan. We outline the fundamental principles that matter to our people. We agree to work on the plan's provisions in a way that would bring about a just end to the war. In this context, allow me to make several critical points. 1-First, while Ukraine stands ready to engage in meaningful negotiations to end this war — including at the leaders’ level — our red lines are clear and unwavering. There will never be any recognition, formal or otherwise, of Ukrainian territory temporarily occupied by the Russian Federation as Russian. Our land is not for sale. Ukraine will not accept any limits on its right to self-defense or on the size and capabilities of our Armed Forces. Nor will we tolerate any infringement on our sovereignty, including our sovereign right to choose the alliances we want to join. Any genuine peace process must respect a fundamental principle: nothing about Ukraine without Ukraine, and nothing about Europe without Europe. And let me be equally clear: we will not reward the genocidal intent that underpins Russian aggression by undermining our identity, including our language. 2- Second, support for Ukraine is indispensable. Peace requires strengthened security and sustained financial assistance to Ukraine. Reinforcing Ukraine's defense capabilities is not an escalation — it is the only path to compelling Russia to engage constructively in international peace efforts. In this regard, we express profound gratitude to all partners and allies. This support is an investment in the rules-based international order and global peace. 3- Third, the Kremlin regime will not stop unless it is stopped through unyielding and concerted pressure. There is only one realistic path to ending this war: Russia must be compelled to retreat — economically, politically, and militarily.
  8. 17 points
    this man from an elgin city (IL) council meeting left zero fat on this speech. said it calmly and perfectly. it really is this simple. https://www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s/JLqVgFTgQY also it’s apparently impossible to embed reddit from my phone, so if anyone knows how to make that happen then please feel free to do so.
  9. Lifelong Texan here since born in Abilene in 1970. Lived in Slow-deatha, Republic of Austin, SA. Remember when we used to be “The Friendly State” with a mind your own business mentality. The state didn’t change but the Republican Party that has pretty continuously been in charge sure has. We have never really regulated business much. Same used to be pretty true about flesh and blood people (“Odessans for Decency” preventing Ozzy coming to town was an example of an exception to that rule). But, the slow creep of personal regulation is wearing this Texan’s ass out. Reproductive rights, small-minded towns with “travel bans”, what stocks you can invest in, what books your kids can read in school, criminalization of folks navigating personal gender issues, what websites a grown-ass person can look at, adulterers with the audacity of forcing the 10 commandments posted in every classroom, public taxes to pay for religious school. The list goes on and on, largely driven by a few oil-funded, religiously extreme oligarchs. The real dismal tide. I don’t blame any Texan for leaving. I think about it too.
  10. And fuck that amnesty for war crimes shit.
  11. 16 points
    Their inability to finish a job?
  12. 15 points
    siap but also not really because we need so much more of this:
  13. 14 points
    The fact that they’re going with “how dare they question a soldiers obligation to decline the president’s illegal orders” and not “how dare they suggest that the president would give an illegal order” is very telling.
  14. 13 points
    Hello son. I am very proud of the man you have become. Also, I had sex with your mom.
  15. 12 points
    Imagine being a billionaire who bent the knee at the first sign of aggression from Trump and watching that press conference. D y i n g
  16. Goodbye Willie Beans (don’t even ask, his real name was Charlie). I know you are running around again like the wild dog you were before we rescued you, chasing squirrels and making friends with everyone you ever met, just to get a scratch and a pet. Endless sunny days laying in the grass and all the chew sticks you want.
  17. Excellent news for the rest of the Big 12
  18. I'm here to help the entire readership of this thread.
  19. 12 points
    we need this x10000
  20. Exclusive: US threatens to cut intel, weapons to press Ukraine into peace deal, sources say | Reuters
  21. 12 points
    Well well well Coast Guard caved on their swastika stance after public backlash
  22. 11 points
    https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-degrees-professional-trump-administration-11085695 Full List of Degrees Not Classed As ‘Professional’ by Trump Admin Nursing Physician assistants Physical therapists Audiologists Architects Accountants Educators Social workers
  23. Well, well, well: https://substack.com/@vilniusschoolmaster/note/c-179410223?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
  24. This plan is fucking disgusting and an absolute disgrace by the US. Fucking cowards in position of leadership are just willing to capitulate to the Russians. Now’s the time to double down on Ukrainian support.
  25. He raped his own wife and buried her on his golf course.
  26. 10 points
    Make Allah Great Again.
  27. The only way Sark is out at Texas is if there is a mutual agreement to part ways. CDC doesn’t want the bad publicity from firing Sark unless there is concrete evidence Sark majorly fucked up, not all of this hearsay stuff that is gaining traction. Everyone likes to say how great CDC is but he hasn’t even been the Texas AD for a decade and we’re already on our 3rd basketball coach, our 2nd baseball coach, and there are rumors flying around our football coach and his wife are using the team and it’s family members as a sexual buffet. But good job by CDC for getting rid of the jet pack guy and Bob Cole.
  28. Whatever. You read all that and judge them. I see some real can-do spirit. These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
  29. Walked in on young girls getting dressed at a pageant. Nope. No signs of creepiness there.
  30. This pretty much sums it up:
  31. I mean...yeah. I am not interested in protecting any of Epstein's buddies. And color me skeptical any Democrat I actually like is in those files. Probably a bunch of old creeps we were planning on trying to defeat in a primary anyway.
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  36. India’s Reliance Industries has stopped importing Russian crude for its massive Jamnagar refinery, effective Nov 20. This comes ahead of U.S. and EU sanctions deadlines targeting Rosneft and Lukoil. From Dec 1, all product exports will come from non-Russian oil. Europe makes up 28% of Reliance’s export market.
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  38. You’re grasping at straws on this one. This was his way of telling Bohls to shut the fuck up…and that should be a unanimously agreeable point on this Bohls has got to shut the fuck up ….imagine what it would be like if we spent less. I’ll make sure to dial you up when the budgets getting put together. Think #1 classes are cheap? Not exactly dumpster diving in the portal year in and year out either. Talent evaluation is not the responsibility of any NIL collective or entity He’s saying Bohls should stfu and not give our competition an edge on knowing what our budget is. That tangentially affects recruiting battles we are in. Private companies aren’t out there posting their P&L for the world to see and wouldn’t appreciate anyone doing it for them to the media and their competition. Zero difference here. Let them keep guessing and more importantly fear the unknown number boogeyman
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