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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/29/25 in all areas

  1. On hole 5. Bitchass never showed
  2. It’s 5:45 am heading to the golf course where I’m playing with (against) an aggy grad who’s ran his mouth every weekend on the golf course. Any bets he “cancels” and doesn’t show today?
  3. You just KNEW this was coming.
  4. Paper tiger or not, I’m glad they were undefeated and number 3 ranked. Makes it all the more satisfying to knock them on their asses.
  5. Just now got back to the hotel after the game and all I got to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HA AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA AH AHA HA HAH AHA HA HAHA AA wheeze BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HA AHHAHAHAHAH AH AHA HAHAHAHA AHHAA AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA AHA HA AH AHAHAHAHHA AH AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...I mean, how terrible this must be for Texas A&M.
  6. I salute whichever one of you bastards posted this:
  7. No you fucking idiot. That's a bitch move. The guys most likely get to go to Orlando and get bowl swag. Young players get a chance to get some playing time if others opt out. I'll be disappointed if we don't get into the playoff but I'm for damn sure watching the bowl game. Sure, there will be opt outs but you get one final chance to see your team play before 9 months of nothing.
  8. They big mad over on /r/aggies lol
  9. An updated look at the aggy Hall of Champions:
  10. Reminder: Last Aggie passing TD vs Texas: Ryan Tannehill to Jeff Fuller
  11. Everytime I hear Collin speak it blows my mind he’s only a sophomore. His play screams nfl rookie. His words seasoned veteran. Dude is a fucking GOAT. Legend. We are all lucky to see Hill and Simmons on the field at the same time
  12. Not sure if mentioned already. This game should have been played in CS this year with the home and away that is the norm in sports between meetings, but these clowns had to have the first time playing since leaving the Big 12 at home last year when they knew the team wasn’t going to be their best. Because we SEC, we run this state and everyone respects us nonsense. Their favorable schedule this year and having the home advantage against Texas would have been a huge factor for this game. But mixing pride and aggyism always lead to the same destination. Keep telling yourself this game didn’t matter aggy. Back to your regular scheduled tears.
  13. Woody Harrelson & Matthew AAA in the south endzone field club….
  14. Cowards is a good way to put TAMU. Joke of a university.
  15. I think Ethan Burke might be a legitimate psychopath. And I'm all for it.
  16. I’m going to miss DJ’s nastiness
  17. Yeah, you took your daughter to a rivalry game after your entire fanbase talked massive amounts of shit for 4 months and she heard some Texas fans celebrating and rubbing your noses in it after you lost. Win, at all, ever, and you get to be massive cunts. Lose, and have it given back to you, and you get to play the victim card. Also, little fun fact for ya: classy people do not go around telling everyone how classy they are. Good day.
  18. Got my aggy niece and her family of cultists coming over for a late Thanksgiving today. I’ve endured all their shit talking for 2 weeks but remained silent. I’ve got an old school jukebox that I modified with Bluetooth. When they walk in those motherfuckers are gonna be greeted with Django Walker telling them to suck it!
  19. By refusing the bowl bid we'd also sacrifice the additional practice sessions allowed under NCAA rules. That would be beyond stupid.
  20. Tim Tebow just made the case for UT being one of the 12 best teams and if we don't get in in will hurt the NCAAs push for big OOC games, which, he says, has been good for college football this year.
  21. The defense played great considering they didn’t have Ant Hill. I don’t think some people realize how really good he is. He’s one of the best LB’s to step onto the 40 acres, and was a critical piece of their strong defensive showing this year.
  22. Goodnight, friends. I love you all. Even the two of you that are still fighting about the cfp berth for some reason. Have a great night and an even better tomorrow. Proud of you all! And it's goodbye to A&M.
  23. This is the type of thread I’d expect to see on Texags.
  24. You gigantic fucking pussy. You should look into an aggy adoption program.
  25. omg Sark clowning CJ at the press conference... "By the way, CJ picked us to lose. "The team knows that you did that, too."
  26. The Aggies were extremely overrated and had no business being the #3 team in the country. They need a missed extra point and a blatant hold/tackle on their game-winning play to beat a decent ND team. They played literally no SEC team with a winning record until the last game of the season and got exposed. I felt good about this game going into it. felt like Arch was tight to start the game, Luke he was at the start of the season but sacked up and played like a motherfucking boss in the second half. we played 5 top 10 teams and beat 3 of them. I don’t know if anyone else has that on their resume. The Florida loss is ugly but but are wins are more impressive than most of the playoff field. If the CFP wants college football to remain entertaining then they absolutely should not punish us for the OSU loss and treat us as a 2 loss team. Otherwise we should just eliminate all our future OOC games against P5 opponents and just play Sanford or Austin Peay.
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