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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/02/25 in Posts

  1. He really wants to sit 3 years behind Pavia?
  2. https://247sports.com/player/richard-anderson-46137856/ Yes, please
  3. 24 points
    Boycott incoming!
  4. 24 points
    Out of all the terrible things about this administration, one of the most appalling are the sycophants who litter it. Unqualified in pretty much every metric. I thought this summed it up nicely.
  5. May not be anything to it, but chatter on Tigerdroppings is Anderson isn't signing tomorrow with the talk of Baker possibly going to Tulane and DL coach Kyle Williams possibly not returning. Some Martinez talk as well on possibly flipping.
  6. The talk of wanting Wingo gone is idiocy.
  7. 18 points
    Jeffries is such a little bitch. The GQP would have already filed articles of impeachment
  8. Texas beating Michigan in a bowl game has led to an undefeated national championship the following year 100% of the time.
  9. He's literally the Communications Director for our football program. It would be a fireable offense to NOT be doing what he's doing.
  10. siap, but this thread moves very very fast, and we’ve never had a coach who’s been willing to go to bat for his team like sark does, so i wanted to share this in case anyone else had missed it. you really can’t make the argument any better than sark does here. we’ve played 7 games since florida; four of them were against top 10 teams; we went 3-1. we’re 6-1 since florida with three top 10 wins in that span, most since joe burrow and lsu did it in 2019. if Texas isn’t a playoff team then the playoff is stupid. there’s almost no way we’re going to win it all if we get in, but holy shit do we still clearly deserve to get in.
  11. 17 points
    Doctor: We are going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. MAGA: Here's a pair of my pajamas. Doctor: OK. I am also going to recommend that you stop masturbating. MAGA: Why, is it affecting my vision? Doctor: No, so I can examine you.
  12. 17 points
    On the list of shit that the transportation secretary should be concerned about I’d have people dressing poorly way down my list. Just another distraction from the incompetence of the entire administration. And obviously it works on the dumbest among us.
  13. I’d be so sad if Wisner left. Dude always plays his best against OU and aggy
  14. Arkansas at Texas was the highest rated game last week with 5.6 million viewers This week it was 1. Texas vs Aggy 13.8 million 2. Ohio State-Michigan 12.4 million 3. Auburn vs Bama 9.8 million
  15. 16 points
    I hope when the time comes and he finally strokes out that it will be live and broadcast all over the world in real time so there won't be any doubt....
  16. 15 points
    Is one of these dipshits ever going to follow up with “isn’t it your job to know the details on things like this?”
  17. 15 points
    I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. It's none of my fucking business what people wear on a plane. It's not of anyone else's business what I wear.
  18. All things considered, Arch finishing the regular season with only 7 turnovers (7 INTs, ZERO fumbles lost) is really impressive.
  19. Remove Notre Dame from all of our future OOC schedules. They're clearly the only ones that benefit from a matchup with a P4 team.
  20. A monster stud RB is top of our wishlist in the portal alongside IOL
  21. 14 points
    It's not entirely incorrect is it?
  22. Baker is going to Tulane if the job is offered. He sees it as a logical next step in his career. He's a family member and has said as much.
  23. 13 points
    When I saw this photo This is all I could think of.
  24. We're doing it because billionaires want more money. Everything else is bullshit.
  25. Sen. Mark Kelly just OBLITERATED Pete Hegseth - and by extension Trump himself - with one of the most brutal takedowns yet. Kelly says Trump put a man in charge of the Pentagon who “runs around on a stage like he’s a 12-year-old playing army.” A guy so unserious, so reckless, Kelly literally can’t imagine what our allies think watching this clown pretend to lead the world’s greatest military. Hegseth should’ve been fired after SignalGate. He should’ve been fired every single day after that.
  26. I understand why people are pissed, but I think long term this is a good thing for us. Sark fucked this year up. He thought he had this program on cruise control and got lazy this past offseason, and totally blew it on his side of the ball with OL and RB rooms. And in a way, I'm glad he didn't get rewarded for it. Wear that chip on your shoulder, get things right this offseason with excellent portal acquisitions, treat every fucking conference game with the urgency it deserves, and let's go win a championship next year. Fuck.
  27. AD’s should stop scheduling ND until such time as they join a conference.
  28. Live look at CTJ learning how the rest of us live:
  29. 12 points
    That would be an Odd Job for someone to have.
  30. All of you so hooked Longhorn football that you have thousands of posts on this board, go to games etc don't seem to understand that game production isn't meant for you. You're already so jonesing for your next fix that they don't need to waste time on your addicted ass. It's meant for the 18-34 demographic and the casual fan checking things out and it's meant to move them from where they are today to being a 55 year old curled up on the floor in a fetal position in mid July because the next 6 weeks seems so far to go and you got the shakes real bad. The 18-34 demographic loves all that shit. It's called marketing....yea it sucks at times. It isn't changing.
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