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  1. Beau Vine

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/10/25 in all areas

  1. I’m tired of staying quiet. I am a support staffer at the University of Texas and Steve Sarkisian impregnated me. I am going public…unless he hires an offensive coordinator.
  2. People keep saying this CFB season sucks but idk it’s kinda awesome in its own unique way
  3. I’m starting to think this is fake news. Moore’s twitter account says he’s a Christ follower:
  4. You’d bitch regardless. So no one cares what you think
  5. I didn’t think a Sherrone firing would be the thing to get me back to the shag. But damn it feels good.
  6. he would absolutely end up at the buffet on 12thman.com these are the first 10 females listed in the aggy football front office staff directory
  7. Married since 2015 and has 3 daughters. Well maybe 4 now, but it's probably too early to tell.
  8. 20 points
    The fucker ran almost solely on the economy, and making shit cheaper. Well, that and cruelty. But it didn't even take a year to get to "affordability is a hoax and it's time for a lower standard of living for everyone". Do you fucking get it, 79 million morons? He's a CONMAN. He's been a conman the last 40 fucking years, all very much in the public eye. You don't make a conman President of the United States. Jesus fucking Christ.
  9. So, I’ve had kind of a shitty day. Was feeling a bit down on myself. But now, old Sherrone has given me a BIT of perspective. Damn, dude, that’s an all-time “bad day.”
  10. “It would be tender, but passionate,” Saban continued. “Under her staid pantsuit a universe of pleasure waiting. Quivering.” A few coughs in the meeting room. The coach’s distant gaze came back in focus. ”So…uh…just remember your assignment and win the next play. Let’s go beat Middle Tennessee.”
  11. 18 points
    Hurry up and die already, fat boy.
  12. So tired of Texas fans being massive ND-level bitches about the bowl game
  13. 17 points
    Good job, Trump voters. You stupid fucks. You fucking selfish idiots. Fuck you. Even if the administration doesn't pull this off, they are trying to destroy everything.
  14. I personally would enjoy beating the fuck out of a disinterested and disorganized helmet school that I dislike, but that's just me.
  15. See this is what happens when a coach actually fucks a student/staffer. Sark rumors are bullshit.
  16. Akina has been gone. Players hated Scott, Wisner may come back now, no guarantee but he was definitely gone if Scott stayed. Will be a bunch more coaches gone in the next couple days on both sides of the ball. Akina is guaranteed gone. I believe Jackson is technically not under contract after the bowl game and won’t be renewed. They wanted a soft landing spot for Flood but that’s gonna be the one to watch honestly. Jabbar Juluke is the strong favorite to replace Scott, will be interesting to see Plonsky watch him pimp slap someone on the field and give him the go ahead but here we are. Zero idea if he is bringing his RB with him but we feel very good about bringing in another SEC back through the portal… I can guarantee that our RB next year will be a DUDE and behind a completely rebuilt interior OL
  17. Oh cool. I was hoping that discussion of the 10-year-old would keep going for a bit.
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