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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/12/25 in Posts

  1. No one can convince me that dog didn’t know this shit would eventually happen. That dog knew.
  2. I think I can speak for everyone that this was hilarious at first, then I was worried it was serious and sad, then I found out that the murder suicide threat was with a butter knife and it became hilarious again.
  3. Nothing Sark does except fire himself is going to placate the Nancys
  4. So, Jemele Hill is still an idiot. Cool. What's slightly surprising is that there are so many other idiots with public platforms who think that either a) Moore would have gotten a second chance if he were white, or b) Moore has let down the black community with his actions. Maybe this is just one guy who's getting karma for his choices? Maybe it isn't automatically racism every time a black person gets punished for something? Maybe it isn't setting an entire race back every time one dude gets caught with his dick out? Maybe the fact that the media thinks his blackness has anything to do with this story is part of the problem? We can't even enjoy a good old-fashioned career-suicide-by-undefeated-pussy story in this country anymore.
  5. Of course there is. Apologizing when you make a mistake, which he did, is the grownup thing to do.
  6. What a fool. Freeze was fired and did not coach for 2 years. Bobby Petrino was out of work for 1 year. Pitino was out of coaching for 1 year and had to climb back through Panithinaikos and Iona. Price was unemployed for 1 year and his consolation prize was UTEP. The big differences? 1 - 1 year has not yet passed. Let's see what happens. 2 - none of the above broke into another person's home and threatened murder-suicide (allegedly) among other things
  7. You break into my house and make a sammich you're getting shot. My deli meats are the spendy ass ones, and I take my meats and cheeses seriously. Do not fuck with charcuterie!
  8. There is a direct cosmic correlation between how much you spend on a knife and how quickly you will lose it
  9. Moore is a Sooner. I’ll discriminate against them all day, every day. He’s a fucktard and this shouldn’t surprise anyone. I wouldn’t hire Drake Stoops or Baker Mayfield for anything either. They’re pieces of shit. Their diplomas are documentation of that.
  10. That's going to be a new McCombs graduate diving all over the floor in a few hours.
  11. Gonna go ahead and leave out Oklahoma? Their own meat on the hoof scandal, basically Bud Wilkinson's entire tenure. Gordon Cross and the University the football team can be proud of? Switzer repeat scandals. Various and sundry acts of horrendous violence by players on innocents.
  12. Nahlin posts here as @closetojumping.
  13. Jemele is a piece of work - it has been 2 days and she is already bitching that he hasn't had a second chance. Bitch, he is still in jail, it takes more that a minute to get that chance.
  14. I have stayed out of the fray for the most part, but of all the things that have been spewed, this is the most insane bullshit anyone could possibly say. Why the fuck should the ACC advocate for Notre Dame’s football interests? They get NOTHING from ND being in the playoffs or winning the championship. Not a damn fucking thing. Conversely, they lose a shit ton of money, and prestige, if Miami is left out. And you expect them to advocate for your football interests? Seriously that is the most fucked up thing I’ve read here. ND treats the ACC like a cheap whore. You use them when it benefits you, but you do nothing to help the conference. Then you expect the conference to act like a cuck and defend your football interests and not those of an actual conference member even though you won’t share your football loot with them, even after they gave you a lifeline after Covid and provide a convenient home for your non-football sports. They don’t owe you a fucking thing. My god how fucking arrogant could you possibly be? Fuck off with this bullshit. I hope every team black lists ND from here on out.
  15. Here's the official release from UT on Juluke's hiring. Hope he brings Baugh with him.
  16. Just checking here. So lemme see if I got this right. So the assistant was on his staff? I’ll show myself out.
  17. He was just rummaging through the drawers. What you got in here, a pencil? I'll write all over myself, I swear to God.
  18. Why do some now view apologizing as a sign of weakness?
  19. Eyes of Texas “scandal”? Bullshit. Try aggy.
  20. Notre Dame killed a student during practice.
  21. Any man in advancing years who drinks anything but water does not take his health seriously. That said you are going to die of something. Stop trying to cheat death and live a little pilgrim. Did not know this was a got damned Mormon board.
  22. 11 points
    Will go over like a wet fart, but good to know they tried.
  23. You know, we have all made good natured, and not so good natured fun of the dumpster fire, trainwreck, clown show up at Ann Arbor. And not to put a Debbie Downer, "Oh it's that asshole Lid talking about mental health again" input into this ... but ... The court on Friday has a hell of a decision to make. Moore has already aptly demonstrated he is a threat to himself and others. He lost his job paying about $6 million a year. He was fired for cause so the only way he gets his buy out of $13.9 million is if he prevails in court. He in all likelihood will lose his marriage. In all likelihood, his visitation with his children will be supervised for quite some time, if granted at all. He in unemployable for the immediate and perhaps long term future. He lost his side piece. Unless mental health testing was conducted today, how can any reputable judge release him at this time? Don't be surprised if the court holds him for observation especially if the hospital he was taken to initially filed a petition for involuntary commitment. Every aspect of this dude's life just came unwound. And don't forget the Cowboys just had a player with mental health issues take his own life.
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