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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/13/25 in Posts

  1. Dear Colleagues and Students, Earlier this week, the Department of Intercollegiate Athletics dismissed head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause for violating University policy by engaging in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member. When the findings of a University investigation into Coach Moore’s behavior were presented on Wednesday, we immediately terminated his employment. There is absolutely no tolerance for this conduct at the University of Michigan. None. All of the facts here must be known, so the University’s investigation will continue. I encourage anyone with information about this matter to confidentially post it on surlyhorns.com Sincerely, Domenico Grasso, PhD President
  2. Really good post. Season ended like two weeks ago, but I'm sure this is the only move he'll make. He did a deep audit and realized we only had one issue, and it was RB coach. He decided to get in done right away, and take the rest of the offseason off. We probably won't add any portal players either. Again, nice insight.
  3. I’ve had enough of your bullshit already. Why don’t you go fuck yourself?
  4. Seriously, our fans after the regular season ends are such ass. Jesus fucking Christ, it’s December 13. Chillax
  5. I'm also a gold level subscriber to cumshotsgalore.com but I don't offer that up in conversations around the office.
  6. As long as the OL is garbage it’s not going to matter who is coaching RB
  7. Hired by Sark. can he bring Jaden Baugh with him? https://www.kxan.com/sports-general/horns-report/texas-hires-new-running-backs-coach-after-dreadful-rushing-performance-in-2024/
  8. 12 points
    This was a rock-solid human truth that we learned, and championed, based on our experience and role as “the good guys” in WWII and at Nuremberg specifically. 20 years ago, you could have asked a question about this in nearly ANY course with an ethics component - humanities, business, law, it really doesn’t matter - and the professor would have given an answer along these lines. Today? Our national leadership is LITERALLY preaching that empathy is bad, and empathy is the REAL evil. We spotted what made humans into monsters at Nuremberg. And what are we doing with that information? We’ve decided “we should do that.” Trump’s immigration policy isn’t about “preventing migrant deaths.” It isn’t about “enforcing the law” (remember, a huge percentage of the people they are snatching are FOLLOWING THE LAW by going to court appointments and such). It’s about inflicting terror, asserting total control by displays of raw power, and creating and empowering a military apparatus to deploy against people here in the US (since posse comitatus won’t let him use the traditional military). He wouldn’t let us pass any legislation to solve the problem, because that would have deprived him of an election win and the ability to create his private military to have a reign of terror. Voting for Trump because of concerns over immigration is like being concerned about your dirty house and hiring an arsonist to solve it.
  9. 12 points
    Trump lawyers argue president being forced to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’ I guess he's afraid one of the interpreters will start doing this
  10. 11 points
    Go Navy! Found this old pic in files my mom had kept together. Those were some proud parents at parent's weekend. Didn't stay, but the journey to get there will always be an accomplishment I'm proud of.
  11. 11 points
    the winner of the fifa peace prize will insert himself in to the biggest match of the day during the world cup next summer no matter where it is coast to coast air force one costs $200k/hour to operate but that's a rounding error on the final bill for 3 complete advance teams for security and associated cargo/logistics necessary to accomplish this feat of sportsmanship that will cost taxpayers at least $10m per day, with a final bill exceeding a quarter of a billion dollars i can bitch about this in this thread for this game because: my father helped reconstitute the luftwaffe my uncle did 2 tours in nam driving f-4s and escaped hot sams 8 times my father in law was an intelligence officer on the forrestal my great uncle drove a sherman across france and was the only survivor when his tank was hit in the ardennes my great great grandfather and his brother were in pershing's artillery for 14 months 1917-1918; they were still alive when i was 5-6 years old; i remember being told by multiple ancestors to not ask them about france anyway, i write out this long rant on the eve of the 250th anniversary of the founding of this great country to say to anyone on this thread who voted for the orange man.... outside of the cr.... today and today only... fuck your feelings
  12. 11 points
    It always, always, always boils down to "Well the Democrats are flawed, so they left me no choice but to vote for the biggest group of cruel, incompetent, corrupt, nakedly racist fuckstains our government has ever seen. It's actually their fault when you think about it."
  13. 11 points
    The REAL Corps of Cadets
  14. Very lucky guess. Wordle 1,638 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #916 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1419 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  15. Wordle 1,638 2/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #916 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 1,638 2/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1419 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  17. I think I can speak for everyone that this was hilarious at first, then I was worried it was serious and sad, then I found out that the murder suicide threat was with a butter knife and it became hilarious again.
  18. Ya I felt that. I thought the same thing about white people after John Mackay, Mike Price, Urban Meyer, Bobby Petrino, Hugh Freeze... oh wait, no I didn't, I'm not a moron.
  19. He could have fucked any number of random blondes in Ann Arbor and not been fired with cause. He fucked someone on staff which is why he’s in far deeper shit. Then using university money to raise her salary. He could have cut a check to her for $50k like us regulars might loan a friend $20 but he used university funds. That and his butter knife breakdown is why he might not coach again. He could get away with straight up infidelity, it happens all the time, it’s the other shit that brought him down. And even still I bet he’s working again in college football in a few years.
  20. 10 points
    He couldn't even flip the coin right at the Army Navy game. Just held it in his palm and threw it up in the air
  21. 10 points
    It really is…if it was dialogue from Veep. As reality…not as funny.
  22. "Sorety has 1.7 million followers on Instagram and 526,000 on TikTok. OnlyFans does not display subscriber counts, but Sorety has more than 570,000 "likes" on the explicit platform." Executive Editor Wes Wilson doing some quality reporting, being sure to dive deep into her OnlyFans page. I'm sure he only checked the stats. For research purposes.
  23. 10 points
    Mike Johnson is such a pathetic excuse for a man.
  24. 10 points
    So trump killing the Republican border bill in 2023/4 is bidens fault? The legislation that the republicans had been fighting for until they got it, and then threw away like toddlers? You need to calm down, grandpa. Eat some applesauce, it'll help your crazy pills go down better
  25. Wordle 1,638 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 1,638 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1419 7️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  27. Wordle 1,638 3/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. I'm queer. I played smear the queer. I don't recall knowing what it meant as a kid. Bijan goofed in saying it, but it was innocent and good on him for the quick apology. He's welcome to smear me as penance.
  29. Imagine trying to sell being close friends with Epstein for 10-15 years and NOT knowing what he was all about. Like, his main thing. His reason for living. Like being best friends with Tiger Woods. "Wait, he was a golfer??? Well this is certainly news to me!"
  30. What if someone can recognize the power imbalance AND have a really tough time getting some pussy?
  31. Florida fans aren’t very happy, that’s usually a good sign.
  32. Wordle 1,638 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1419 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  33. Great coach, was sorry to see him go. Also keep your dirty whore hands off of Baugh!
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