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  1. Moore had agreed to a number heading into last December that people could make sense of, even if it was high and based more on hope for 2025 than anything he’d done up that point. They then waited until Texas had sorted its commitments out to retention, to guys in the portal and the signing class, at which point they doubled their ask, bringing it up massively. The choice was to meet the ask rather than risk not having a replacement and even facing, if I remember correctly, the premise of him leaving before the ASU or Ohio State game (can’t remember which). That ultimately impacted the ability to land other portal guys who had an interest in Texas at other key positions. Now the dude is asking for something like $1M. I hope Texas laughed in his fucking face. I think he is worth backup money to someone else, but they’ll find someone desperate and he’ll get $500K or something. For Texas, having him on the roster and drawing a paycheck puts other players at risk of leaving. So, yeah, fuck him.
  2. Holy shit, he has his own Kuato.
  3. Not strictly transfer related, but significant roster news
  4. The problem is that most of those highly trafficked threads get inundated with the worst posters on this website. It’s a fucking beating trying to read a single page with 15-20 ignored comments from nicole, the burnt orange handle and the druggy guy. I don’t remember the old shaggy having this many voluminous idiots, but it’s probably hindsight thing.
  5. He has no chance behind Brady Hart: If you're not convinced yet, I present you pictures of Brady Hart: And get ready for this one:
  6. Fuck ND. Everyone should cancel their games vs them
  7. We can answer this by observing and understanding, for example, the laws of physics and mathematics. Simply, these laws define consistent, immutable patterns of nature. Take for example the Law of Large numbers which states that over time the average result of independent tests will converge to the expected mean as you conduct more tests. Yes, deviations from the mean will occur, but the long term performance will be the mean. In the case of a&m, a 11-2 season will happen, but 8-4 will be the result more often than not. Why? Let's look at physics, specifically gravity. We measure gravity on earth at a constant of 9.8m/s2. But in college sports the gravity is different for each program. I failed the define gravity to open this paragraph, so let me do it now. Gravity is the force of attraction between two objects. In lay terms, this is how strong a sucking force can be. a&m just sucks a whole lot more - it's a consistent, immutable pattern of nature that can only explained and understood as such.
  8. Translation: ND wants all of the benefits of conference membership without any of the consequences. Good for USC. Fuckem
  9. No this is 10000% a government coverup.
  10. Next year… https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230826/1#discussion Look at the dates of those posts.
  11. Damn.... that camera man is dangerously close to Elko's event horizon.
  12. 16 points
    I only eat free-range heritage Americans.
  13. 15 points
    This is like when I drew the ultimate tank that could also fly and had unlimited Playboys in fifth grade.
  14. 15 points
    Without Googling, I'm gonna guess that this means WASPy white families who came from Europe many generations ago. You know, the people who built this country. And it does not mean black people descended from families who were brought here against their will 200 to 400 years ago to build this country. And it definitely doesn't mean anyone descended from the Chinese families who came here to build the railroads over 150 years ago. And it obviously does not include Hispanic immigrants who've been building this country, literally, for generations. It means the German, Irish, Italian, and English immigrants who built this country. Also, if you are white and your family just got here, like, ya know, the First Lady, or Elon, you're a "Heritage American." That about right...?
  15. 14 points
    So this whole "golden fleet" announcement was just another way for Trump to get his name on something?
  16. Seems to be a bad sign that this is a town's google preview picture:
  17. Given the totality of their personnel losses heading into the portal period, plus what they’ve spent on this 2026 class, there’s almost no way they have enough to spend in the portal for what it would take to reload. The money guys are not stupid for ATM and Elko isn’t either. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re telling themselves that they’ll develop the youth, be smart and picky in the portal and regroup with an 8-4 season that catapults them back to the playoffs in 2027. They were gifted an unbelievable schedule this year. They get the two gifts in South Bend with the dropped XP and the flagrant holding no-call. Then, they face Auburn, Florida, Arkansas, and LSU all right in the midst of structural program collapse. Missouri with a 3rd string true freshman QB and whatever the fuck was going on with South Carolina’s program this year. Just insane shit where opponents were committing suicide in front of them at every turn. Next year, no way that happens. The 2026 schedule and their personnel losses guarantee nothing regarding 8-4 or better but they think that’s their absolute floor.
  18. Flash forward 6 months you say the defendant engaged you sexually and led you on emotionally, all while draining your bank account to zero. And you two met at… what was this event called?
  19. May have already been posted? not gonna dig through the entire thread: NSIAP.
  20. 12 points
    Counterpoint: it is currently 5:13 pm, and I would experience unspeakable joy if I got the news of his death at 5:14 pm.
  21. Randolph Duke and ChatGPT:
  22. I'm still floored that they replaced Klein with Wiggins. That's like the time they gave Mackovick a blank check to hire the best DC in the country and he promoted Bobby Jack Wright.
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