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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/07/26 in all areas

  1. Bo Barnes to the portal, per IT
  2. James Simon is returning for 2026, per Hank South
  3. The other positive from this whole portal thing is the hours of entertaining reading it provides in a month when I’d normally be ignoring Texas football. It’s been a great diversion during a few days where I needed to do some serious medical tests, which fortunately came good.
  4. I feel very bad as of right THIS second. Can't make a kid take money. Texas had substantially higher offers on the table for both them and all the other portal names that chose to return to school
  5. God, I know you have a lot going on with mad men across the globe running amok and what not, along with Curt Cignetti using the blood of small children to fuel his meteoric rise and various cults and bad things, poverty and abuses and so forth. I get it, but if you could answer this small prayer today, I promise I’ll work towards being a better person - please, please give us better things to talk about than Cal football and saying terrible things about some homely lady none of us know. Thanks in advance, ctj.
  6. We need an actual General Manager and an immediate professional staff around him that has experience in dealing with payroll and high-level negotiations. This could not be more obvious. We have an unqualified clown in that position, and he is getting run over like a bug on the highway.
  7. Guy didn't want money or snaps just wanted to have a good hang with Boom
  8. Not to be shown up by tech giant Mark Cuban, Michael Dell just announced he would donate a Dell Desktop and a Monitor to the next player signed from the Portal. Forgot to mention the Monitor is a 34inch curved Refurbished.
  9. If he donated money for us to get an o line, I would be willing to say she is a beautiful lady with a great personality.
  10. I'm not going to be upset if we get Coleman, but at this point I think I'm going to start cheering for Tech. Maybe some of you guys will stroke out and die, or at the least go back to the football board.
  11. All this tells me is that Flood won't (or can't) scout very well. Oregon picked up Isaiah World and Alex Harkey via the portal from Nevada and Texas State last offseason. World and Harkey are now their current starters at LT and RT, and the Ducks are in the CFP semifinals.
  12. Per Gerry: Donta Simpson DT Miami Zion Williams DT LSU Raleek Brown RB Arizona St visiting today.
  13. Given the wailing in this thread, it makes me chuckle when I visit other boards, and read what they say about Texas. Here's a very recent update from the Georgia board, re: Tre Richardson, and a couple of the reactions ... 😂 😂😂. (FYI, @RabidM / Others - I believe these "mods" are essentially subscribers who are given some mod privileges. They aren't 247 staff members.)
  14. How? Intensively. For sure.
  15. "Bo Barnes has decided to remove his name from the transfer portal....."
  16. Hi Surly. Quick question. What the fuck?
  17. The football board must be empty right now.
  18. Aggie 247, on Coleman. I think the highlighted spoonerism says it all, and can be a tagline - Coleman is contempt!!
  19. That is not the only reason, numbnuts.
  20. Throw in Cam Coleman and I’d have her like this.
  21. man I really misunderstood what they meant by “Texas is going all in”… I didn’t know it meant all of our players were going into the portal but in hindsight it makes sense.
  22. 19 points
    i am shaking with rage. i need to get off the news. take care bros
  23. He heard Burnt Ends was shifting to baseball
  24. 19 points
    Yes you do.
  25. Money isn't everything...........
  26. The constant self-loathing from our fanbase gets really old. What you’re inadvertently implying is that Texas might be the only school losing some guys that they’d like to keep and that is as far from reality as anything could be. It doesn’t always have to be “man, Texas sucks and everyone else is doing better” but that seems to a default position on this thread lately. It’s boring and tiring.
  27. RPM for Raleek Brown to Texas by Joe Cook
  28. Per Bobby/Gerry - the Cal LB Cade Uluave will be visiting Texas later this week. Bobby also mentioned the possibility of Wisconsin OG Joe Brunner visiting this week.
  29. I didn’t know this kids name an hour ago - now I desire him more than anything else in this world.
  30. 18 points
    For whatever my opinion may be worth around here, this is obviously not a justified use of deadly force. While he was in front of the vehicle for a brief moment, he chose to put himself in front of it. Fuck ICE and their bullshit. They aren’t trained to do what they have been doing, and they have no idea how to handle the general public. In a just world, that ICE officer would go to prison.
  31. I have to admit, I had no idea how bitchmade @crash_davis was before today's vaginal discharge all over this thread.
  32. What is going on at Texas??!?!?
  33. One year ago tonight, as we're already packing up my wife and daughter to send them to a hotel while I planned to man the fort at home with no power and the animals. My wife tells me "x just texted that there's a fire in Eaton Canyon." I sort of shrug and continue to help get stuff put together. Then I hear her scream. I run outside and look up on the hill. It wasn't this yet, but damn, that did NOT look good. "OK, let's get you guys packed and out of here." Fortunately I had made a hotel reservation already just because of the power outage that we were sure was going to last a couple of days. I head back in a grab some bags, and not 5 minutes later look up and see this. Uh, shit. This thing is blowing up. We gotta go. Got the 2 cats in a big dog carrier and get the dog in the car. Wife takes off, and I follow a few minutes later. Still, we had absolutely NO idea that it would become what it did. We wouldn't move back for a few months. But our home did survive. So much of our town did not.
  34. This hangs in my office at home, a Christmas gift in 2012 from @SydneyCarton :
  35. We had one year of ‘under performance’ it just happened to be this season. Texas just had 3 OL drafted and 4 of their 5 starting OL on NFL rosters. That’s what kids are going to see.
  36. 17 points
    I highly recommend everyone get the fuck off Xitter and stop driving traffic to that site. There are tons and tons of other options than financially supporting that particular piece of shit with your clicks, who donated $288 million to Trump's campaign and helped bring fascism to Amerikkka, not to mention all the shit he fucked up and all the starving people he killed with DOGE.
  37. 17 points
    If you're a Democrat running for national office and a central plank of your platform isn't prosecuting these Nazi fucks then you are an absolute coward and aren't fit to represent this country. This admin has given the green light to kill peaceful protestors and we are absolutely going to see more of this going forward.
  38. 16 points
    Fox News is 100% to blame for destroying the brains of millions of American right-wingers and permanently dividing this country between those who believe in things like verifiable facts independent of political ideology and those who only believe in Fixed News chyrons, facts be damned. Fox News must be destroyed.
  39. I would bone Michael Dell's wife on camera if it got us 5 solid OL by Friday.
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