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  1. I'd trade DeAndre Moore for Jordan Seaton.
  2. The expectation is that whoever lands him will be paying $3.5M and there are only a couple of schools willing to do that at this stage. If he visits Texas, then Texas decided to participate with eyes wide open. Allegedly there is a growing sentiment that 1st round Tackles can play either RT or LT if they’re worthy of the pick and that they can come from either spot out of college. If you haven’t watched him play, he’s a brick wall in the passing game and an indifferent run blocker. Motivate him through winning in a contract year and the run blocking can improve. It’s not like the dude doesn’t have great feet. Still, a right side of Baler and Goosby to run behind would be pretty inviting for Sarkisian.
  3. Simple, easy to read format. From IT.
  4. Lulz ... the Seaton Shitshow's going to be something. He already knows the Brandon Jones special.
  5. They send the entire player.
  6. Say it with me: I hereby pledge that if the left tackle I’d never heard of until last night does not commit to Texas, I will not have a full blown meltdown and question the manhood of Steve Sarkisian and Kyle Flood.
  7. If we don't sign him, I'm going to kill you.
  8. RGBIII and his wife this morning “My god, how much chicken fried steak do these maniacs eat!”
  9. You bitching about post quality on any given page is like Rosanne Barr stumbling into a party and claiming that in sum, the attendees just aren't attractive enough. Get some perspective, you knob.
  10. This isn't NCAA 2026. You don't get to just whip up scenarios and then go make them happen. There are not currently two OGs in the portal worth $1M+ each. I'm not seeing any swing Tackles fitting that description, either. Meanwhile, Texas has been working with the agent on Seaton's outlook and portal entrance for more than a month. How about taking what is actually available as a scenario and focusing commentary, hopes and fears, and whatever else floats your boat on that versus wishcasting and acting as though your premise is real? There are not going to be this many schools that can meet the ask. Nakos clearly talked to Oregon, Texas, Florida and ATM. Two are in and two gave it the old "don't count us out!" The other programs are names dropped from the agent end. That serves Nakos just fine, as that is some hearty clickbait. There are very few schools left standing with the dry powder this is going to require. Miami could well think they could be a player, but they have no idea what danger their current roster could be in from an attrition aspect, as almost all other schools have already discovered. Ole Miss doesn't have the juice and I'm skeptical of LSU, given how much they have committed in so many different directions already, especially since they're poor and spending money they don't even have after signing Leavitt. Ohio State and Tech could be players if they want to be. It's got to sting Joey McDUI to have to go back to Campbell and say "I know we've committed millions in dead money this year to have Ojo wearing our jersey on the sideline, but I've also found this OT that we really need for 2026 and he's going to cost us double+ for what we're paying Ojo." See above.
  11. Brooks is our 5th OL to enter the portal, that's fine in a vacuum, it wasn't a good OL room anyway. But it does make the decision to bring so few OL in for visits that first week look even more ridiculous.
  12. 20 points
    Sorry man, but its a perfect lens into American. Nothing will change until it happens to ME. until then, blah blah blah I tried to have a serious talk with both my father and mother the last few days. I mean deadass serious. Like I am thinking of leaving again and not seeing you again. Both my parents hate trump, and they are old and can't really care, sure ok, but they have built in defenses to avoid having to face the dark reality. My mother only gets emotional and angry when talking about how far left the Democrats are, leaving her no one to vote for. Housing subsidies from Harris were just too much. She then labeled me a socialist, at which point I demanded actually proof or validation of this claim. The only thing we landed on was some semblance of universal healthcare, which she also wants. But I am the socialist of course and the Democrats are leftwing, ok then. The next day my mother was FURIOUS her healthcare now has a $25 copay, up from $0. First time in 15 years. I mean furious. I just sat there in disbelief. I won't bother sharing the other convo. The boomers scored from 3rd base on a wild pitch. They don't care about other people. You can say you do, but when your emotions and chosen anger are what they are ^ the point is you don't care about other people. You are selfish and tolerate injustice to others but can't take the slightest inconvenience yourself. I am embarrassed to be here. Living in prison daily and being gaslit by everyone around me constantly. I am exhausted because caring for others is too woke or some shit like that.
  13. They had a plan. Plan A. It flopped. They’ve been scrambling at OL ever since. We might wind up okay, but that will only be through some luck and moneywhipping. How is it not obvious to the whole lot of you jackasses that Brooks was paid heavy freight during his freshman year, had a terrible offseason, a terrible season and then was surprised by a rather large pay cut offer to resign? Hope is that dipshit’s strategy in the portal. That’s it. Likely his best offer is the one he just walked away from at Texas. They didn’t trust their eyeballs with Ojo and fell into the starfucking trap that they’re susceptible to each cycle. Gerry and Bobby have been the only $9.95ers locally or nationally who have repeatedly shit on Ojo’s rating and said he’s a project. Meanwhile, since committing to Tech, he’s underperformed his rating during his senior year and had opposing coaches talk shit about him to anyone that would listen and also gotten his shit wrecked repeatedly at the AA showcases. How can you be this involved in recruiting and roster building and still not have a fucking clue how the portal works? Texas can land depth, bread and/or Seaton weeks after the portal closes. And God damn, motherfuckers, they can sign and add guys at any position all the way up to the last add/drop day of the fall 2026 semester as long as they portaled as of 11:59 on Friday night. Portaled means applied their intent, with the school being required to then submit their paperwork within 48 hours. Not a single fucking entrant has to be signed by that time, by anybody.
  14. S Tier protest sign.
  15. This meme is now a bit less funny than it was a week ago.
  16. Plan for highschool recruiting is 5's and 3's. High end pricy 5 stars (Atkinson/Bishop) that can contribute day one and 3 stars that are essentially free outside of the scholarship that will hopefully stick around and develop. I think our days of signing a #1 HS class are done but should always be a top five to ten class. But why waste 650k on Barnes, who contributed a whopping 4 tackels during his time here when you could spend 650k on a proven instant contributor or a million bucks on an absolute star LOL these rubes called the pancake factory unsustainable at 800k for the entire offensive line...Seaton alone will cost 4x that and guess what....we will STILL have dry powder if we need it
  17. A conversation requires two or more parties interacting together. This was more of you screeching at an audience held hostage while you smeared your own shit all over the walls and your face. Sadly...
  18. tough news: the perfect 10 is no more. that said, the bone-in ribeye still slams. Mama Derka and I hit it up one last time tonight before they shut her down.
  19. Be right back, I'm going to shit in a sack.
  20. One of yall has colon cancer and needs to be checked out immediately. Probably should have been labeling your turds or at least pooping in a designated area. Don't worry, I have submitted all your samples to 23 and me, expect that whole Lady Bird Lake serial killer thing to be cleared up soon
  21. Visiting Rutgers on Thursday, South Carolina on Friday and talking to Texas, Baylor and LSU about possible weekend visits, per on3 https://txst.com/sports/football/roster/tellek-lockette/11216
  22. I am glad I read it. I had no fucking idea that SUH had a great performance vs Texas. This is something we need to discuss more frequently. It is really important conversation to understand the complexities of the current portal environment. I did not know you were a Westlake wife.
  23. 16 points
    sounds about right
  24. It's because IMG Academy is there, so the players get labeled as being from Bradenton. Seaton is from Washington, DC, he spent three years at St John's, a regional football powerhouse
  25. We will not be square with that piece of shit fanbase and others like it for another two centuries. Fuck all of them and I hope they die cursing Texas as Texas is hoisting another trophy on TV.
  26. You sound like the kind of guy who leaves the bar at 10pm with the 2am bargain. Why the fuck would we be settling for bargains already when there are still thousands of players in the portal and 3 days for them to apply to enter?
  27. Was she doing something like this when she asked?
  28. 15 points
    If Rush Limbaugh wasn’t rotting in a piss soaked hole in the ground, you can bet that he would be cheering this on just like the rest of them
  29. You guys have the most money. Some tards that aren't worth that money are naturally gonna make a grab at it. I don't think it matters because in the end you'll top out with more talent. But I don't get all the panic over 3's and 4's leaving. You can use this same analogy with hoes trying to get dudes with money. So I've been told. Anyways, I don't know shit about fuck, but it's kind of funny to see some of you panic, when there's absolutely no reason to panic. At worst the O line will fill up with experienced mid tier lineman from smaller schools. The panic, if there is any, shouldn't be about that - but about the fact Flood can't coach those guys up. Anyways, enjoy being rich, it's nice.
  30. 14 points
    Well this is interesting.... Can't wait till someone cross references this with a list of Jan6'ers https://www.thedailybeast.com/personal-details-of-thousands-of-border-patrol-and-ice-goons-allegedly-leaked-in-huge-data-breach/
  31. Someone needs to convince Texags to start making portal videos, been too long since Brandon Jones
  32. Soooo...... That Aaron Rodgers sure does suck.
  33. There was no need to show us your screen saver.
  34. A badass pass blocking LT is the kind of thing Manning's willingness to lower his ask for teammate acquisition is designed for. Will be interesting.
  35. IF we tampered Seaton into the portal, and maybe we did given his recent social media follows, I bet the plan is to move Goosby to RT. OTF had a good interview with Trevor earlier this week, and he discussed playing both RT and LT. He seemed to have no preference. Just compared it to shooting a basketball left and right handed. You know how to do it with both hands, but you have to get the mechanics down. Bobby has it over and over again. Trevor is focused on getting stronger and filling out his body before he goes to the NFL. He wants to be a high quality starter from the jump. He probably prefers to stay at LT, but he’ll do whatever they ask of him.
  36. Had to say "goodbye" to our OG a couple of days before Christmas. "Storm" was all cat. He tolerated everything and everybody, as long as there was something in his food bowl and no one was curled up in his bed beneath the air vent.
  37. 13 points
    I really hope he keeps this language going because anyone who even remotely interacts with reality knows it’s bullshit. My MAGA parents found out their Christmas lights guy got snatched when he was over a week late to take their lights down. They reached out and got a sad reply from his wife. First time I’ve gotten a “well, I mean I don’t agree with what ICE is doing” from them.
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