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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/15/26 in all areas

  1. They usually lay their eggs the 4th Friday in November.
  2. Secret visitor(s) today per Bobby.
  3. In a thread with a lot of bad tangents, this is by far the worst.
  4. That was a 177 month old screenshot that you quoted. lol All Baugh said Texas was his dream school... during his HS recruiting. Texas must have not delivered a large enough baugh full of cash. Good stuff, thanks for looking that up. Hopefully, the LLM calculated using a non-AI calculator... Undefeated no more...
  5. That's some classic stuff right there. "I had it the whole way" smug superiority, comparing message board posting to being a solider, insulting his paying user base. I think he nailed the hat trick.
  6. Turns out he thought the portal was actually the Pluckers menu he was looking at on DoorDash. They aren't open at 7 so he misunderstood the entire situation.
  7. Excuse me, sir. This site is his job in elder care.
  8. Get ‘em while they last. Even have the Elko special 5x size. https://jennykitchenshop.com/product/texas-am-aggies-undefeated-2025-perfect-season-gig-em-aggies-shirt/
  9. This guy is all of us.
  10. Wouldn’t it be easier to call her your great aunt, or is she just mediocre?
  11. Oh he can't have official conversations with schools? Well then, that's really going to hamper his recruitment
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  14. Johnny Sack is top 5 all time Surly/Shaggy pieces of human garbage. I’m not gonna dox him, but he looks exactly how you probably think.
  15. IT said this is one they were waiting on and Texas will have interest.
  16. That clip above has attracted much attention online for good reason, with much of the response centered on Joe's "awakening" (bullshit of course) and MAGA's response to it, but for all the blabbering about Joe saying "Gestapo" nobody seems to be talking about the part that's relevant to any discussion of Joe Rogan himself. His conspiratorial baby-brain takes an irrefutable fact about the horrific injustice ICE is committing across blue states and holds that up against outright racist great replacement theory nonsense and then throws his hands up in the air and shrugs it all away. "What are we to do????!" This motherfucker needs to be strapped onto one of Elon's low orbit garbage cans and launched into space.
  17. Let's make this all one school:
  18. With the exception of whatever the “he’s an old hippie” song is titled, the Bellamy Brothers were very clear about every other song they produced - each song was designed to get them as much pussy as quickly as possible. I assume it worked.
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  22. Isn’t a 360 degree turn right back where you started and a 180 degree turn gets you going a different direction?
  23. First of all , apologies to those that hate ousux more, but i hate aggy 10,000,000 times more. I've had bad interactions with ousux, but way more ŵith aggy. The reason for this is that for several years I had construction jobs at ATM, sometimes several a year. There was not ONE.SINGLE.TIME that I didn't wind up in a fight. Wasn't wearing UT gear, wasn't talking shit, just idiots trying to be badasses. Seriously, if I had a small scale tactical nuke I'd make the world a better place.
  24. Guys feeling compelled to officially announce they are returning (particularly when they aren't draft eligible yet) is going to be an exhausting trend.
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  27. This. It might be time to axe the whole idea of using femenized language to denote something as weak/unserious/stupid. If we're being honest, it's the opposite.
  28. Wordle 1,671 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1455 (15.01.2026) 3/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 58 days 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🧠🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1452 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1128 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #949 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  29. Whether this is factual reporting, or not, this plan is organized, and it is resistance. “A man has ruffled some feathers after having successfully trained crows to swoop down on unsuspecting MAGA hat wearers. Taking to his Threads page, Dave, who goes by the username “biz_dave”, went viral after documenting all the steps and stages of his corvid training stages, showing how a handful of peanuts, months of patience, and a dash of political mischief turned local crows into red-hat-removing legends.” https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-trains-crows-attack-maga-36552699
  30. Someone in the truck must have taken a chatbot hallucination at face value, because that’s not even close to true. Here are unranked Texas teams’ wins against top-10 opponents since the start of Barnes’ tenure. Kirkland-brand Tony Robbins’ unranked teams alone had four wins against top-10 opponents. Terry had one. Barnes’ teams had seven. (I know Abe and Penders each had some. Harold Bradley and Leon Black probably had one or two between them. Even one of Kaiser Bob’s shitty teams beat #2 Louisville one year.) 12/23/00, vs. #5 Illinois, W 72-64 2/24/01, vs. #6 ISU, W 94-78 1/5/02, at #5 OSU, W 70-61 3/5/05, at #5 OSU, W 74-73 12/10/06, vs. #9 LSU, W 76-75(OT) 2/21/09, vs. #2 OU, W 73-68 1/18/14, vs. #8 ISU, W 86-76 12/12/15, vs. #3 UNC, W 84-82 1/20/16, at #6 WVU, W 56-49 1/17/18, vs. #8 TTU, W 67-58 11/22/18, vs. #7 UNC, W 92-89 1/20/24, vs. #9 Baylor, W 75-73
  31. I looked up one of them, the Tawakal Halal grocery store. It's totally legit. Lots of food on the shelves. 15 Google Reviews. Average of 4 stars. The first Google Review is 9 years ago. Here's one from three years ago. "This grocery store is my go-to place for all my daily needs. They always have a wide selection of fresh produce, pantry staples, and household essentials. The store is clean, well-organized, and easy to navigate, making shopping a breeze. What truly sets this place apart is the excellent customer service. The staff is friendly, helpful, and always ready to assist with any questions or recommendations. Whether I’m looking for a specific item or need help carrying my groceries, they go above and beyond to ensure a great shopping experience. I highly recommend this store to anyone looking for quality products and top-notch service. It’s a reliable and convenient place to shop!" Here's their Google Page. Looks like food and cleanliness to me. And if it's all fraud, they're sure going through a lot of trouble to give the illusion of legitimacy. They should sue him.
  32. At 6:50 PM CT, federal law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted traffic stop in Minneapolis of an illegal alien from Venezuela who was released into the country by Joe Biden in 2022. In an attempt to evade arrest, the subject fled the scene in his vehicle and crashed into a parked car. The subject then fled on foot. The law enforcement officer caught up to the subject on foot and attempted to apprehend him when the subject began to resist and violently assault the officer. While the subject and law enforcement were in a struggle on the ground, two subjects came out of a nearby apartment and also attacked the law enforcement officer with a snow shovel and broom handle. As the officer was being ambushed and attacked by the two individuals, the original subject got loose and began striking the officer with a shovel or broom stick. Fearing for his life and safety as he was being ambushed by three individuals, the officer fired a defensive shot to defend his life. The initial subject was hit in the leg. All three subjects ran back into the apartment and barricaded themselves inside. The attacked officer and subject are both in the hospital. Both attackers are in custody. This attack on another brave member of law enforcement took place while Minnesota’s top leaders, Governor Walz and Mayor Frey, are actively encouraging an organized resistance to ICE and federal law enforcement officers. Their hateful rhetoric and resistance against men and women who are simply trying to do their jobs must end. Federal law enforcement officers are facing a 1,300% increase in assaults against them as they put their lives on the line to arrest criminals and lawbreakers. Without video, I don't believe a single fucking thing they say. But at least they are admitting that it's federal officers conducting traffic stops.
  33. FWIW, one of our friends in Minnesota said ICE is being challenged more and more with specific legal phrases/questions that are being passed around social media, and in some cases it works. People are also being told to delay ICE as long as possible in any encounters until people show up to help. She said that could have easily happened with that Hmong family in that clip. People up there have numbers to contact if they come into contact with ICE and ICE knows it - had those ICE agents lingered any longer, and the homeowner had called one of these groups, a bunch of people with cameras, phones, and whistles could have easily shown up and been invited onto the property by the owner and harassed ICE, and there are lawyers offering their services to these people for free. They also they are heavily tracking ICE around (from their hotels on) and making a ruckus when they try and do their thing, or when they linger in an area too long (which could be why those guys started walking away from the Hmong family). She said there are more and more Minnesotans getting tired of it (as we saw in the clip above) and the protests could easily ramp up substantially.
  34. Mitch McConnell can suck it. He had his chance to end this whole nightmare and instead he played with fire
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