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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. FRISCO, Texas – Wichita State erased a 4-0 deficit for the third time in the past week, scoring six times over the final three innings to knock off Texas A&M 6-5 and win the Frisco Classic https://goshockers.com/news/2022/3/6/baseball-shockers-stun-texas-am-to-win-frisco-classic.aspx WSU is not good. Not yet.
  2. Are you standing or prone while the maters are put in the pool? If prone, face up or face down? Will you be naked? I really hope you're naked.
  3. Daily Quordle #40 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 259 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 it’s been a good morning.
  4. No need to show my fail but that is the worst geographical area for me.
  5. Wordle 257 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 looks like it was a par 3 today.
  6. Is this kid any good? His decision making is probably as suspect as his old man’s. Pass
  7. Daily Quordle #37 7️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Only the second time I've played this. How common is solving all four?
  8. Damn. R.I.P. Mark. Your transformation here was a joy to behold. I'm gonna miss you.
  9. Wordle 255 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had a long dry spell between the third and fourth guess.
  10. Wordle 252 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 nothing special, just learning to copypasta on my new phone.
  11. DAMMIT Kenny! If you stir up the band nerds, I sweatergawd, I'll put a speedknot on your forehead.
  12. Wordle 251 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 really odd one today. Pretty sure that is the longest I have ever gone without a ping.
  13. Shoxthemonkey replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I bought a new 22 cu/ft refrigerator a couple of weeks ago. I'm too far from the store to get delivery so the wife and I went to town to fetch it yesterday. I could have rounded up some help but I'm stubborn and haven't given in to my age yet. I'm pretty stiff this morning but that motherfucker is in the kitchen humming away.
  14. Pretty sure Gwyneth makes one
  15. I didn't turn it upside down, I stood on my head. You are correct.
  16. It's all guessing. Wordle 250 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Shoxthemonkey replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz
    Tighter than a Rottweiler on a Poodle
  18. TIL that driftless does not mean what I thought it did. I have visited the area often but had never heard the term before.
  19. Shoxthemonkey replied to Buzzrock's topic in Lulz
    Nervous as a whore in church
  20. Conifer? Why? Cousin has a fairly remote place at 9,000ft overlooking Denver. Sitting on her deck with a Blanton's looking at the lights below and not a care in the world. Seeing the occasional black bear and deer. As relaxing a place as I've ever been.
  21. Monterey, CA Flagstaff, AZ Conifer, CO Portsmouth, NH Cooperstown, NY
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