Everything posted by Droopy
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2020 Texas Volleyball (Hopefully)
The result blows, but still proud of the team and their accomplishments. Hook ‘em! 🤘🏼
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The Eyes of Texas
This is the dumbest fucking argument. If you don’t want to play the song, then don’t go to The University of Texas and join the band. If you do join the band, you have to play the song. It’s the school song, it should be played. Also, to the band members that want to be part of the band but don’t want to play the song, leave the band and find another marching band to play in. You’re not owed anything and you’re not special. “Now, Son, how do we get people to do what we want? Tell them, “I’m offended.” That’s right.” - Family Circus
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2020 Texas Volleyball (Hopefully)
Just like in 2005... hope the outcome is the same for the team. Hook ‘em!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Well, this way she can still say she didn’t eat the whole bag. 🙄
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Best Things You Bought During The Pandemic
Trying but need to get the sizes down. As is, they are too large on my phone.
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2021 Big 12 Baseball Thread
And to also re-establish our dominance and put the rest of the conference back in their place. We’re a rolling ball of butcher knives and will fuck your team up. The rest of our schedule is trying to figure out how to win on Sunday and not get swept. 🤘🏼Fuck around and find out.
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Texas basketball '21-'22: Welcome Chris Beard
Yup, and nothing more than butt hurt about him picking Texas over Tech. They made a movie about it called, “He’s Just Not That Into You”
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Best Things You Bought During The Pandemic
I'll post pictures later, but I screened in my back porch. It's the best decision I've ever made and it's glorious. Clearly the best room in my house. TV, large out door sectional with comfortable seating that I can also take a nap on while watching Longhorn sports. I have trees that keep it cool, but two fans to keep the breeze moving. Also has two chairs and a small table to have coffee/breakfast at one end. I've had several buddies ask me to help them with theirs after they had contractors tell them it would be $7k+. With furniture, TV, door, etc... it cost me $1500.
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Bobcat fucks around and finds out
LMFAO. "I'm 'a shoot the fucker!" "What was it?" "A Bobcat attacked my wife!!" "A Bobcat?" "A Bobcat!!"
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Bobcat fucks around and finds out
I die laughing every time he throws it across the yard. The sound he makes, mixed with the sound the Bobcat makes is just perfect.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
This. If I was a closer in baseball this would be the song playing when I took the mound. “Walk on home boy.”
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2021 Texas Baseball
I’m with @Fletch Texas Baseball is fucking back. Lets beat these teams, win the conference championship, then the whole fuckin thing. 🤘🏼🤬🤘🏼
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2021 Texas spring football thread
No, but pet’s heads falling off, something ... something...
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Texas Women's Basketball 2020-2021 "A New Era"
That game was awesome-sauce, and Shelby can get bent. Those refs swallowed their whistles while Maryland beat the crap out of and taunted our players with no consequence. Huge difference in calls in MBB vs WBB, at least from that games perspective. She's just mad that our game plan was light years ahead of her teams. What really impressed me is that Vic grabbed that white board and started drawing up plays and talking intensely to his team during time outs. He clearly is passionate about the players, the game, and strategy. Something we have not seen on the men's side in a minute. There were several opportunities for the team to fold, let go defensively, give up, and they clawed their way back in it and took that game over. Maryland got beat. Texas took that game and made it theirs. I have no clue what we will do against SoCar, but this team isn't going down without a fight. Hook 'Em, Ladies! 🤘
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OU @ Texas Series Thread
Can confirm this to be correct. And, to the sooner fan that stopped to let his wife take a pic of him throwing the horns down next to the cannon on his way out of the stadium on Sunday, I hope you rub a blister on your tiny peen furiously masturbating to that pic, exploding in ecstasy secure in the fact that that moment was the best it's ever going to get in your life. Mouth. Breather.
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OU @ Texas Series Thread
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Because, Florida...
The police report states Kennedy's mother was contacted. She told police her daughter has a history of mental illness and is a frequent user of illegal narcotics. She also said that her daughter has a history of doing odd things and making bad decisions. Florida, in a nutshell.
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2021 NCAA Tournament - Meta thread
She’s preggers..., but those titties are filling up with milk nicely though.
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2021 NCAA Tournament - Meta thread
Rick “Hand in his Pocket” Barnes is killing my bracket.
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Surly 2021 Bracket Challenge
In, picked and paid. Fuck all y’all, and good luck 🍀.
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Texas Women's Basketball 2020-2021 "A New Era"
The “tie ball” at the end of regulation was absolutely bullshit. Our girl grabs the ball, dribbles it once, gets hit on the arm and the ball bounces loose, then both teams grab it, all while right in front of a ref that was apparently deep in thought about dinner after the game. Fuck that ADD having motherfucker in his asshole! Great job, Ladies, and yes, that IS how you TEXAS FIGHT!
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Big 12 quarterfinal: (3) Texas vs. (6) Texas Tech
I just hope both teams have fun tonight.
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Anti-duck activists just about gets killed for his cause
Glad I hunt and fish. Fuck. That.
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Which iyo affects your looks more:balding or being fat?
Thread. I’d also say weight/fat.
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Married BAMA Cheerleader Teacher/Slut sleeps w/student
woof.