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Herpa Derpa

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Everything posted by Herpa Derpa

  1. Look, he doesn't think she is fuckable and that clearly makes her unsuitable for any other purpose. Man has a code.
  2. Involuntary sterilization. It's really our only hope at this point.
  3. Gretzky had Semenko. CC needs a goon.
  4. you misspelled definitely.
  5. 2027? I just hope Mel holds on that long. Me too.
  6. I think Shuai knew he wasn't going to win so he was just cooking for the joy. Bailey still needs to find her voice and stop cooking to please her bosses and start cooking to please herself. Tristan was on a mission and his vision was not going to be denied.
  7. Congrats on Pig finally accomplishing something in Omaha. Now get run by LSU so we can all throw our heads back and laugh.
  8. 18*
  9. If Murray gonna go 2 and Q, at least go out by dropping a bunt and killing the no-hitter with surliness. Fuck pig.
  10. 1 Samuel 17:49
  11. Krypto can handle himself.
  12. Herpa Derpa replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    Legend.
  13. That's because you mistakenly still believe skill and accomplishment matter in a post-Kardashian world. All about the clicks now, homes.
  14. Herpa Derpa replied to WBT's topic in Baseball
    Interesting. Wonder if he still leaves had they beat Murray and made it to Omaha.
  15. You're gonna have to suggest a couple of other professions.
  16. That Surly is full of old cranks with faulty and biased memories?
  17. I once accepted a retail return from Gary Grubbs.
  18. You never really know.
  19. Every postseason team has a bandwagon. It's a good thing when it occurs.
  20. The last member of O-Town.
  21. The average American male lifespan is 77 years, so middle age would be around 38. Now try and enjoy that back nine.
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