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  1. You should have just asked your husband to teach you.
  2. Ask your in-laws to put some more potatoes in your mailbox.
  3. I like my version better.
  4. I would never think to gift someone a baked potato. Grandma: Hey honey do you want a baked potato for dinner? Grandpa: Sure, just remember to make a couple of extra to leave on our daughter’s porch. Hopefully the jabroni that she married will choke on it.
  5. I don’t believe you. There’s no way that a girl smart enough to go to Princeton went out with you in high school.
  6. I do this every year. I think it’s charming and nostalgic. Plus I have a fuckton of brisket paper because I stopped wrapping meat years ago. Did you get on the pill?
  7. Flap discs on an angle grinder are much faster than sandpaper on a random orbital sander.
  8. Don’t forget The Price is Right, Wheel of Fortune, Matlock and Gunsmoke.
  9. Didn’t watch the video. Is he acting like he is trying something new?
  10. Poured one of these about 11:30, drank a glass of really cheap champagne at midnight and went to bed.
  11. I’m in for push ups, but only if I don’t have to scroll to the right on the spreadsheet to enter my info.
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