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luke duke

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  1. If you can dodge a dick you can dodge a ball!
  2. Who’s in? @immamac will buy the first $10,000 worth of beer and food.
  3. The truck is for sale now if anyone’s wife needs an indestructible vehicle.
  4. That would be my wife: I’m in a meeting and my wife is blowing my phone up with texts and calls, so I step out to call her back. Me: Is everything OK? Wife: I ran over a cone and now I’m dragging it under the car and everyone is staring at me. Me: Drive it so two wheels are up on the curb and pull the cone out Wife: OK, bye I walk back into the meeting and remember that she was driving my truck with a 4” lift that day and I’m wondering how in the hell a cone could get stuck under it. Then she sends me this, declaring victory over the “cone”: I’m surprised there wasn’t a construction worker mangled in the grill when I got home.
  5. Just hide it before you start cooking. Sorry, we’re out…you’ll just have to eat it like a normal person.
  6. I made a shirt for your trip.
  7. Everything is really high. I’ve been getting quotes for $30-40K for a small bathroom. It involves some framing and moving all of the plumbing, but it’s pier and beam.
  8. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale.
  9. Seen in the wild today
  10. I doubt they have time to post anymore since they’re neck deep in chess groupie pussy.
  11. I doubt too many junkyards have vehicles from the 80s.
  12. Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  13. That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  14. At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
  15. You’re welcome https://a.co/c2OKUV6
  16. CJK5H
  17. https://www.tdi.texas.gov/news/2022/dwc08232022.html
  18. Did you forget how to speak English again? ¿Que?
  19. I don’t cook anything but slabs of bacon below 275. I’m usually over 300. A couple of months ago I may have been over-served at a neighbor’s house and promised to bring a brisket over for dinner the following night. My wife woke me up at about 10:15 the next morning and reminded me about the brisket. It was on by 11 and done at 4:30. The ribs and chicken were done at exactly 5:30. I sliced everything and we were over there at 6:00 sharp. Perfecto
  20. I picked up a nice strip from Midland Meat Market. I highly recommend stopping by if you ever have the misfortune of being in Midland. Cooked in a 275deg oven and then seared on the grill. I normally reverse sear at a lower temp, but I was hungry.
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