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luke duke

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  1. So how did the Lemon Party turn out?
  2. Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.
  3. I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.
  4. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N4RSNV3/
  5. You want to buy another pit from me that you’re not going to use?
  6. Did you ever even use the pit that I sold you 10 years ago?
  7. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
  8. Probably Katy. I hear she got $172 for Hornfans.
  9. You’re goddam right! Maybe I can start wearing my asbestos winter coat and snort some lines of talcum powder like my grandpa did! I hear that lead paint chips are quite tasty too. Maybe I’ll start putting those in Junior’s lunch this year.
  10. Are you on the market?
  11. Any big Surly discount?
  12. Maybe you can install one of these in the new house
  13. This is the dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard of. How in the hell are you supposed to Dutch Oven the wife with one of those? Get an Ooler.
  14. Jeez, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  15. All of the stores have the same washers/dryers at the same price. I’m the rare event of a price match, they’ll all price-match.
  16. That explains the huge bush
  17. The cart belonged to the elotes lady. The lady that was selling the worst tamales that I’ve ever had in my life had a cooler and a chair. This was 2004 in front of Fuel City.
  18. Logan’s. I was there on a rally busy night. Maybe NYE. The line for the bathroom wasn’t moving at all. I took the last sip of my beer, whipped it out and filled the mug back up while standing at the bar. I set it on the bar and walked away.
  19. meatspin
  20. Is your garage door insulated?
  21. Get 5 or 6 of these and you should be good to go https://www.amazon.com/Portacool-PACJS2601A1-Jetstream-Portable-Evaporative/dp/B01HRTOS54/
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