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stork642

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  1. Wasn’t she the original owner of the monkey?
  2. Would this beating take place before or after the SEC meeting tomorrow?
  3. I wish there was a meme to answer this new question.
  4. Just like when you left a previous company for a big raise, better office, and career advancement you let that new company manipulate you. Shame, shame. If roles were reversed TCU would do the exact same thing and they’d be right to do it.
  5. Just tell him for our next trick Texas will start killing conferences they don’t even belong to. Enjoy.
  6. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
  7. stork642 replied to Jkwellborn's topic in Football
    Aggie waiting for this next edition.
  8. Aggies AD coming on ESPN Sirius XM now. Damage control 5,4,3,2,1....
  9. Not sure but there will be speed of light stuttering thrown in.
  10. I can’t think of a better representation of what a shit conference the Big 12 has been more than these two idiots.
  11. She’s been posting here for 2 years and hasn’t figured this out yet. Hmmm. Maybe I can help...RD has an unhealthy fixation on all things Aggie. There, all better.
  12. As soon as Sankey talks the Ags off the ledge he will pat them on the head and say good boy. It’s really a win/win for them. More money, only true rival back, don’t play Bama every year, and they get to play the victim card.
  13. Think about how many more fake national championships they can put on the wall when they take those giant SEC letters down. Chess.
  14. I’ve never done heroin but I’m guessing this is what it’s like.
  15. Sankey will be treating Aggie according for their lack of discretion. They just lost their new employee smell.
  16. I bet Jimbo set a world record for the number of words a person has spoken in one day. It just means more...Pain, anguish, etc.
  17. We have an assistant coach with an ex stripper girlfriend with a pet monkey and some of you think we are above the move to the SEC?
  18. 🔥🦑🦑🦑🐙🦑🦑🦑🔥
  19. stork642 replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Lane’s stay at Ole Miss will be entertaining and will likely end spectacularly and will no doubt be made into a 30 for 30. We went through there a couple of weeks ago and it is a great college town with lots of really good restaurants. You couldn’t take two steps without running into a group of very attentive coeds. I would say 75% were blonde. Never seen anything like it. Also I wasn’t aware of the new trend(I guess) of the girls wearing shorts where the bottom half of their ass was hanging out. Even my wife was like, damn. Anyway, this Kiffin thing should be very entertaining.
  20. stork642 replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    One the simplest and best things I’ve done in a long time was to start drinking whiskey neat and coffee black.
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