Everything posted by conVINCEd
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
They could take down a couple of gazelles and zebras with half the hassle. Juice ain’t worth the squeeze.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Also,
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Did you buy your fish locally or order from a speciality website?
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
First off the bus.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Was it the super-duper secret SEC handshake? If so, is this something we will be taught at orientation?
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Bill Ackman
With great vengeance and furious anger.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
He must really hate Lee Trevino.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
The entire point of ordering online is so that you don’t have to go to the store.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I narrowed it down to five or so brands and know how each fits me. It’s a good system for me. What really makes me fucking happy is when the wife gets me a fucking present, orders 2 sizes, gleefully informs me that I can try both on and see which one fits better, and then just return the other one. Thank you honey! You just created another errand for me to run. The bottom line is most women enjoy the entire shopping experience and all it entails, while most men despise it.
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ESPN way too early top 25
Sixteen win Steve next year.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 934 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 715 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, January 9 Letters: A B D E O R S My score: 425 points My longest word: 12 letters 💮 🌸 🌷 💐 🌻 🌹 🌼 🌺 🏵 💮 🌸 🌷
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Plenty of reformed drunks find their way into places that serve alcohol and order something nonalcoholic.
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Ethiopian Airlines 737 Max crashes killing 157
Aren’t there rules for how many emergency exits you need versus how many passengers you can carry?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I think it’s part of the psychological aspect of being a cop. Give an order and make the driver comply with the order. They know everything about you/your car before they put the car in park.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Standard procedure is hard to change. It’s in their computers and has been for some time.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I’m fine.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 933 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 714 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, January 8 Letters: A E I R K S T My score: 402 points My longest word: 11 letters 💮 💐 🌸 🌺 🌷 🌻 🌹 🏵 🌼 💮 💐
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
The paramedic in the back of the ambulance tonight managed to get an IV into me while driving over very rough roads in a construction zone. I’m fine, just a little scare, but that guy hitting the vein cleanly on the first try while navigating a construction zone. Tip of the cap sir.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It probably varies by state, but it’s been that way for 10+ years in TX.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
When Bill Parcells was coaching the Cowboys he did a post-draft press conference and talked about his rules for drafting a QB.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 932 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 713 5️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, January 7 Letters: A E G M N R T My score: 414 points My longest word: 13 letters 🌹 🌼 🌸 🌷 💐 🌺 🏵 🌻 💮 🌹 🌼 🌸 🌷
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Nick Saban is 72.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 931 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 712 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, January 6 Letters: B E N R O S W My score: 392 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌷 🏵 💮 💐 🌺 🌸 🌼 🌻 🌹 🌷 🏵
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Which makes his whiff on Bryce Young all the more perplexing.
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Los Angeles
Pretty sure the owner grew up in Austin. She knows what she’s doing. I don’t care for the breakfast burritos that e everyone loves out there.The tortilla to filling ratio is off.