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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Bruce and the ESB are heading out again this spring. I'll definitely be at the Austin show & will try to make Minneapolis as well.
  2. I said on this site years ago I would neg anyone who tries to blame Ann Richards for Baylor being let into the BXII and I'm gonna be a man of my word. I'm not stanning for her, but the lie that she was somehow involved is lazy and stupid. She had nothing to do with it, wasn't aware of the backroom dealings, and when she finally did get wind of the horse trading she laughed because she didn't give two shits about where Baylor or Tech would end up post-SWC. These are the 4 politicians who pulled the strings. Bob Bullock David Sibley Pete Laney Rob Junnell
  3. She should have just said "fuck me" and her male audience would have just continued to grow.
  4. Noem vs Vance for the 2028 nominee is going to be a cage match of shit throwing.
  5. Nobody--and I mean NOBODY--can imagine Cruz scuba diving. Li'l Marco was getting his nub on early.
  6. Yep. And there are truly good & benevolent billionaires. Plus sports & music icons like Jordan, Beyonce, Dre, etc that are a touchstone for generations of what the American dream can realize. Epstein Class captures the vile scum while not besmirching the good.
  7. How can you expect the Pentagon to know what's going on & communicate w/ the FAA when they're busy buying coal, libtards?
  8. If Religious Dildo Washer isn't on a t-shirt by week's end we've failed as a message board.
  9. Our first experience w/ the new app ordering system a week ago was not great, Bob. Got there 30 minutes early as usual and fumbled w/ the app while trying to order a couple drinks, a chicken sandwich and some quesadillas. Even in the light's up setting before the show, the interface requires too much scrolling & tapping through screens to make you feel confident about what you're ordering. Then you've gotta order your payment and billing info (which wasn't auto populating on my Android phone or synching w/ Google Pay). But what pissed me off the most was getting the text after the show was over letting me know I had 20 minutes to close my tab and if not, it would be closed automatically with an additional 5% "tip" added to the tab (in addition to the standard 18% tip automatically added to the bill). When I followed the link, the extra tip defaults to 5%. There's also a 3% and I think 7% option. Or a blank field where you can customize your tip which is what you need to do if you want to give them 0% more. It just reeks of corporate greed while the servers get cut and less of a chance to actually earn something extra through great service & customer interaction.
  10. Way to go, whitey! You're s-l-o-w-l-y trending towards being fucking tolerable!* *Author of this post is very, very white.
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