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DOGE: America Fucking Around
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Trump’s America
Libertarian Offers Winning Elections Advice -more inside The Onion
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I've been cutting back on the news, but is there another disaster in West Virginia besides being West Virginia?- Trump’s America
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I can't believe a guy who called us suckers would do this to us. We voted for him!- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Reporter: And what did you do as a member of the Deep State to fix "a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing"?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It may be a familiar characterization for some, but Ezra Klein's definition of the federal government (or Deep State oogah boogah!) is on point- It's insurance with a large standing army. Everything else is just coins in between the couch cushions. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Military Guess who the South African determined was a parasite on America, Tom. America First.- Trump’s America
...and the ultimate in-group (that the star-spangled MAGA rally goers don't get) are the billionaires regardless if they're Russian oligarchs whose talking points Trump parrots, Saudi royalty whose golfing tournament he hosts, a communist North Korea dictator whom *checks notes* he fell in love with, or Chinese ruling class he fawned over for their handling of Tiananmen Square.- Trump’s America
Trump literally slept fart through one of his trials.- Trump’s America
Your understanding of the word "hypocrisy" is on par with your understanding of the word "literally".- Trump’s America
Maybe he meant Rudy.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It's like Republicans have daddy issues.- How Fox News works
"...then we fork over 3 quarters of a billion dollars for knowingly broadcasting those lies."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Nothing sets off Trump more than a corporation stiffing it's clients.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Dude literally had a reality TV show that's tagline was "You're fired" made possible by a vast swath of Americans who get off on that shit. This should be the least surprising thing he's ever done.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I was worried about the border, so I voted for the guy who blew up the border bill.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"This guy's a loser! I voted for you 8 times and can better job! I need to work from home though. And a raise."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Wait, wait! You're trying to tell me that the most well-known convicted, recidivist fraudster in the world has ordered a "blatant breach of contract". Just outta no where. Huh. These things are kinda hard to predict ya know. Here a womp. There a womp. Everywhere a womp womp.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Soooo, it's not the messaging?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"Elon misplaced his family's emerald mine."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"When the GOP says "socialism" they mean anyone other than the one percent receiving a benefit from the government for the taxes they've paid. Also, Trump has a tiny dick."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
...and did so expressly because he didn't want Dems to get any credit. America First- Protest Songs
It's been a long time since I've been spoken to you Was it the right time? Your current troubles and you know they'll get much worse I hope you know how much I enjoyed them You're a pig of a person, there's a justice in this world Hey, how about this? Your lack of conscience and your lack of morality Well, more and more people know all about it We sat around the other night, me and the guys, Trying to find the right word That would best fit and describe you and people like you That no principle has touched no principles baptized How about that? Who'd eat shit and say it tasted good If there was some money in it for him Hey, you remember that song by this guy from Texas Whose name was Bobby Fuller? I'll sing it for you it went like this I fought the law and the law won I fought the law and the law won - The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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