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Horndog

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  1. Might be a good time for a one-on-one sit down with Putin.
  2. "... And I dreamed I was flying..."
  3. But it's all right, it's all rightWe've lived so well so longStill, when I think of the roadwe're traveling onI wonder what went wrongI can't help it, I wonder what went wrong
  4. No woman is really interested in Pence's fly.
  5. For a Dem.
  6. Don't know where else to put this. Per the Secretary of State, there are about 16 million registered voters in Texas. I heard today that there are 1.5 million voters registered since 2016. That means that this is the first election for almost 10 per cent of registered voters in Texas.
  7. Might that explain his debate performance?
  8. But Biden will ruin the Suburbans.
  9. Pennsylvania. It's the single biggest reason why Biden is the Dem with the best chance to beat Trump.
  10. Maybe holding a few things back to drop right after Trump/Barr's upcoming October surprise. You know, like the Wikileaks dump happened an hour or so after the Access Hollywood tape.
  11. What Trump heard:"Boat him out."
  12. Trump is like Seinfeld, but without the personality, sense of humor, or self- awareness.
  13. Calling Dr. Kelno.
  14. Wouldn't a Bay of Pigs Award be something like a Waterloo award?
  15. I agree. He is reading from a quote and the word he comes upon is "fortuity", not "fortune." (Context clues and all.) But there is a difference between a verbal stumble and ignorance. He clearly does not know the word or how to pronounce it. When he gets to the word he pauses, does a brief mental inventory of his limited vocabulary, and comes out with "fortooty" because the word he is seeing on paper looks a bit like "fruit" and that is a word he knows and can pronounce.
  16. Heard about 5 minutes of the press conference today. He said something about Mike Pence, and I swear it sounded like "my pants."
  17. He's just confused. He was once the Michelin Man of the Year.
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