I never understood Derick bragging about catching Bonita. Was this to make him out to be a moron or the dad for being interested? Bonita is not a trophy fish and it isn't good table fare. Just wondering how bad it could be, we cooked and attempted to eat one in October. It looked reasonably like yellowfin when cleaned but it was fucking bad. Like cat food bad.
Its hilarious. When the Boats and Hoes video is playing and the line "we go port to port: every time I cum I produce a quart!" and Steenburgen says "that's offensive." I piss myself.
"definitely too young for The Sopranos" 10 might be a little young to hear Silvio say "I stuff provolone in my socks at night so it smells like your sister's twat in the morning!"
Am I weird that I fucking hate people that don't walk through the grocery store using the rules of the road? If you are going down an aisle, you should stay to the right, correct? if I am on the right side of the aisle, I should never hit you head on coming from the opposite direction. Fucking animals. Convinced that we still have orphanages and feral children in this country.
This is a consistent problem at the only McDonalds near me. It's at Bee Cave and Rollingwood. The employees seemingly speak English until you go off script and then it's a mixture of Spanish, Tagalog and what sounds like Romani Gypsy. The only thing I order there is an in app 20 nugs and a basket of fries for $8. It's something I do when I leave the office early on a Thursday, about once a month. I eat enough nuggets to get full and let my boys and wife eat the rest. The McDonalds hot mustard is beloved by me, my wife and middle son. I make clear that I want as many hot mustard as permissible with that order. They always give me 6 shitball honey mustard. Its not worth going back because they will just blankly stare at me like they have no idea what I am saying.
Not often, but it's good when I do. I stopped at an Arby's on the way from east Texas in 2001. It was in Waco. I walked to the can and opened the door. It immediately smelled like puke and alcohol. It was a single hole shitter. There was an Arby's employee on his belly, covered in puke and puke all over the bathroom. I had a 15 year moratorium after that. It hasn't disappointed since.
Probably killed her upstairs neighbor. If every person over the age of 18 who took a video of themselves peacocking with a gun was suddenly wiped off the face of the earth, I would be totally fine with it. I mean it might mean longer wait times at H2O car wash or Arby's but ill make the sacrifice.
Ive never had them but they have a fan club. A random lady saw that I had HEB brand tortilla chips in my cart, approached me and started lobbying for me to put them back and buy El Patio brand. I was like "I'll buy what I want Mrs. Joseph."